Scott & Ally on Demand
Scott & Ally on Demand
Zach's hood opened up on the highway
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And well, I knew it wouldn't take long. The world's most dangerous audience right to the rescue with the details that I didn't have for this story that I heard. And lit literally the story was told to me like this. They said, Did you hear West West Elmira PD got respon had they responded to a call? Somebody hit a bear. I don't remember what road, whatever. Somebody hit a bear. They hit fuzzy wuzzy. Took off, and but they left their bumper behind. And I stopped. Whoops. And what went through my brain was two things. We've already discovered apparently there's no charge or fine for hitting a bear. Right. Um, I mean, it's it's an accident. They ran out in front of you. I mean, you know, what are you gonna do? It's like a deer, right? It's called the act of nature. Yeah, uh, but the bumper being left behind, I'm like, well, they're gonna find the person that took off. You justified it, I can say, I think pretty well by saying you might have scared. You might have been in in great fear thinking the bear was gonna stand up and shake the car, try to get in, whatever. Rattle you around. Well, and it's gonna rattle my car and cause damage to my car, too. So I yeah, goodbye. I'm leaving. And even if I do later, call the cops. But what's the update? Well, uh, 6015 said uh they said good everyone, first of all. Yeah, they said, uh, oh, happy Tata Tuesday. The bear was a cub that was hit, so it was a little bear. Oh, now you feel bad about it. This thing's rooting through my garbage, too. A little bit. Okay, go ahead. Okay, uh, anyway, it ran off, didn't die, they say, and the driver called and reported. So, oh, I guess they meant so did someone else uh that saw it. Not that they said didn't, but I think did well the good thing is, is they probably got their bumper back, and that doesn't sound like too too much damage. If it's just a bumper, I mean that's not cheap, but if it's just a bumper, then it's just a bumper. Because well, I don't know, what's what's a bumper to put back on? No, I don't I don't know either. Long out of the body shop business here, Allie. But but Zach has been driving a rental for like two months now. Oh my god. Yeah, because I don't know how this happens, and it happened to him twice, but the second time it really sucked. Was his hood flew open? So the first time it happened, we were on the Robert Patton, not Robert Pattinson Bridge. Actually, I love that. You should just call it. We were on the Robert Pattinson Bridge. Yes, the one that goes into corning. Yes, the one right next to Wegmans. Uh-huh. And the hood flew up. We're both like, oh my god. So you were in the car? Yes. And was it like in the movies? Where I don't know if this ever happened in a movie. Oh, probably Duke's a hazard or something back in like the 80s, and it just went whoop and you couldn't see. Yes. Were you like sticking your head out the window like Oh, you're not gonna hit anything, man? Like a pulling a Jim Carrey. Yes. No, the well, okay. I started laughing uncomfortably. Did you laugh? Or were you like Well, both, and I was uncomfortably laughing, and I think that he was less than impressed with that moment. But you know, okay, we could we just because right before that, he was having an issue getting the hood open. He went to put in some wiper fluid, right? So luckily, the Robert Pattinson bridge. Yes, you're going very, very slow. Okay. Oh, you're the one. Then it was St. Patrick's Day. He was going up to his nephew's hockey game or something, and he was driving up to Buffalo. Well, all of a sudden, he's now going like 80 up to Buffalo. Boom! The thing flies open again. See, I'm uncomfortably laughing too. I don't feel bad. Cracked windshield, cracked moon, yeah, cracked moon roof, and then that it's actually it's amazing he kept control of the car because I think most people would be like swerving all over the road. He said he was so lucky that he wasn't in the passing lane, he was in, you know, the the regular lane. Yeah. And you know how when back in the day, cans they would kind of curl if you opened them like a sardine can? His hood started curling. That's how much damage was happening. Oh my god. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Exactly. So I take it they're trying to fix this. Yeah, the it started out as like a $1,500 estimate and now it's gotten to like $7,000. Oh God, trade the car in. I know. Just take it and be like, I'm done here. But they keep like just pushing it up, pushing it up. And then, of course, the rental, the car rental, uh, you know, it only gets approved for so many days. Well, exactly. And then they kept kept extending it. Well, just the other day, they're like, Well, you know, you're up to like $3,000 in rentals, and he's like, not my fault. Well, what do you want me to do? Exactly. Exactly. So is the car at an independent shop or is it like at a dealer where they're like, I'll I'll tell you where it is. It's at Ferrar. Right. That's what and he doesn't own a Ford. He owns a Subaru. So it was because he's a lesbian. No, I'm kidding. Actually, that's accurate, but it's all right. I mean, so am I. So accurate. So I am too. So anyway, uh, but you know, and they're doing what of course you have to go through the approval of getting the parts and getting the labor approved and all of that. So it's just kind of taken a long time. Obviously, that's been since St. Patrick's Day. Wow. Yeah, yeah. I didn't know that could actually happen. I really thought it only happened in the Dukes of Hazard. Right. You see it in the movies, but that's it. Oh, and also, by the way, I'm sweating like a hoe in church. What happened? Nothing. I'm just all worked up this morning, but it is Tata Tuesday, and I have a mammogram today, and I can't wear deodorant. So I'm sorry if it starts to sweat. Oh, when you said you were sweating, I'm like, what are you having like an early hot flash? I mean, is it because you've mentioned perimenopause like multiple times? No, no, I'm I don't think I'm in perimenopause yet. But I um do you like how I called it peri, like uh Luke Perry? Yeah, Luke Perimenopause on the Robert Pattinson bridge. Yes, yes. No, but I think it's because I'm not wearing deodorant that I'm like really sweating. Oh, you feel like you're really noticing it. Yes, yes. And and I can't do anything about it, which is also What time's that uh uh that mammogram? Oh, it's not until 1 30. Oh, yeah, this is a full day of sweats. Here's to a whole new smell in this room.