Scott & Ally on Demand

Borrowed it and didn't return it 2

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Alright, let's get to it. The things you borrowed and never returned from a friend. I mean, it's gonna be family too, but uh mostly it happens with friends. And this is for Ashanti or Darius Wrecker tickets, depending on you know what you want, what your schedule's like, you know, we'll figure it out. Oh remember, these are the spoo super VIP tickets for the Ashanti show. You get that uh gold circle bar area and you're like side stage and like nobody can touch you that's in the crowd. You're basically smelling all the sweat from all the performers. There you go. All right, you had uh what's what's yours? I gotta say a pair of jeans. Oh yeah. When you find the perfect pair of jeans, yeah, for sure. I mean, I've always envisioned you getting in your friend's pants. Hey now. Oh my god, every man's dream. There you go. There you go. Well, okay, so I mean now in all seriousness. Yeah. Do you wear them around her? I have, yes, I have. But also, they've already worked them in for you, so they're super comfy. Okay. And now you're like, I can't give these back. I've already got the good feeling. Okay. Look, you just you guys all justify the way you want. Hold on a second. Let me let me come over here. Okay. Shit! Come on! All right, you brought it and never you never you started it. I know. Um you brought it and never gave it back. What is it? Alright, this is odd. Don't judge me. It was 14 years ago. A breath pump. Oh my god! Strangely, they didn't want me, they didn't want it back. No, they did. It was it was before insurance covered it. It was really expensive, and I just kept it for too long. Okay, can I have a just make a side story here? On the side of the road the other day, I saw one of these and it said free. I'm like, who would want someone else's breast pump? But I think it's-the side! Exactly, exactly. Was it that a kind of weird, almost like cream tan color? I don't know. You know what I'm saying? It just said the sign was free breast pump, and I'm like, oh okay. That's a sign I've never seen. Okay, well, 14 years ago they were super expensive. Uh that I believe. Okay. And you still have it. Are you still nursing? No. Ask your husband. I guess there's the joke. Wait, we can read some text messages. Yeah, please do. All right, this one. That is a good one. I'm not gonna lie. Carpet shampooer? Again, it's expensive and necessary. But they're a pretty good size. I mean, if it's a little bissile, maybe that might go on slightly unnoticed because I only use our, we only use our bissle. I really don't use the bistle. Tiffany, when she uses the bistle, it's only like maybe twice a year. Right, right, right. But you guys have so many dogs, a carpet shampooer seems like something that you would borrow and not return. I'm envisioning like the size of a rug doctor. That would be like something I'd notice I missed. But no, you know what? Even big things. You don't use them that much. Even even big things. You're just like, oh, they in my garage right now. Yeah, yeah, kinda. I like that this person calls out the person they borrowed it from. A Kenny Rogers t-shirt. Sorry, Steve. I think I lost it. Wait! Oh, 3490, you just reminded me of something. I borrowed my best friend's drill and still have it and hide it when they visit and pretend to look for it when they're over. I have in my trunk, Chad Roleson let me borrow a. It was, you know when your screws won't, they they're like stripped and it won't come out. Oh, yeah, yeah. He had some sort of like drill thingy that you've got one of those? Well, no, it's yes, it's in my trunk and it's it's Chad's. But I just saw I was gonna ask if I could borrow it for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then this way, what he asked you for, you could be like, oh my god, I let Scott borrow it. Then I'll forget you'll forget that you had it. Oh my god. This'll work out great. I've got one more that I have to read next that might be the winner. It like put me on the floor. Hang on.