Scott & Ally on Demand
Scott & Ally on Demand
Wrong person in the casket
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No. It's an unfortunate time. Like to welcome you to the funeral parlor. Oh sign me up. I'm uh sad to say that the uh family is gathered here today to pay final respects to their loved ones. Who died? Well, that not not the person in the coffin that you were hoping to see. And I use the term hoping to see. Who am I who am I here? Who am I here to see? Loosely, but you were expecting to see the family that you were going to see. If my grandmother died, I want to see her. I wanna I wanna make sure pay your final respects until all of a sudden you go to New York City and they were mourning the loss of their father, and they were shocked when they uh you know went to attend the wake and instead found a stranger lying in the coffin. When we uh opened the coffin, we find another man, and they were trying like for hours trying to convince us that he was our father. They say that they found like in the same week another person with a similar name. We don't know where our father is at right now. They say that they cremated him, but this reminds me of every sitcom where all of a sudden the dog gets lost or dies, and then they try to pretty much episode like a hamster or something. Right, and they try to replace it with a different one. Yeah. And you're like, this isn't snuffles. I mean, in the defense, okay, in the very beginning, I will say this. Most of the time, the the deceased doesn't look exactly the same. Either they got a little puffy. Oh, yeah. Or this is true. Well, you've done makeup for your grandmother. Yeah. And uh, I'm sure you tried to get as close. Well, I don't know if you put your makeup spin on her and you know, really painted her, painted the barn for the travel north. She had the red lips. No, no, no. No, I but you know what, you're right. She looked pretty much like her, but it wasn't exactly. But I've gone to funerals and I was like, ooh. Yeah. Where it looks like they just took a bike pump and we're like, we are insensitive. So I could see in the beginning, you could look at it, but then I mean, at some point you're gonna be like, mmm, that's not dad, our our father. Right, right, right. I thought you were gonna say that he was gonna all of a sudden walk in the door and be like, what's up, homie? What are you doing? By the way, our reaction both of us, when they said uh they we they cremated him and they evidence is gone. Um not only that, what if you were like me, I don't want to be cremated. What do I want, Allie? You know my wants. Uh he wants to be frozen. Yes, and and potentially launched into space if it ever gets cheap enough, right? That too. We're we're starting with the frozen. The the aliens can, you know, have their way with me and figure out how to bring me back. And you know, whenever I get my taters tater skins out of the deep freezer and then I see your face in my freezer, do I be like, What up, Scott? Just give me a little rub on the head. Yeah.