I want to read this text really quick here. You had just mentioned that you were eyeballing a well all the sales, by the way. This starts with all the sales are over. All the Memorial Day stuff that you were like, oh yeah, that's gonna be great. Oh, he extended it, thank God I can do it. And then you're like, oh, I missed it. And it happened to me because I was looking at and it would just happen so happened to be Memorial Day week. I was looking at patio furniture and it was a slamming deal. And then all of a sudden I went to go buy it now because we got paid on the last day of the month. So on June 1st, I clicked on this patio furniture and it went up exponentially. So retailers are good at this. They know June is the month where there's nothing, you know, there's no big holiday to big promote around it. Uh I mean July 4th is coming, we know that, but that's a ways out. So June, you know, we're this is your pay full price month. It feels like eon's away, 4th of July. And uh Crystal sent this over. She said, uh Target has Adirondack chairs for $25. No. There's a reason that an Adirondack chair has now dropped to $25. First of all, I don't need it to feel like I'm doing an ab workout when I am sitting in this chair. I always I have a double chair. It's not comfortable. Oh, I hate an Adirondack chair. Ellie's leaned all the way back at it. You're lucky your chair didn't just flip over. I hate it so much. You're sitting on the ground practically. Right. You know, you know where an Adirondack chair works? Wait, wait. Me getting up is like, huh. Oh my god, you have to roll over and get on your knees. And and I know it's like, I'm just here for a cookout. 20 years old, you're still rolling over on your knees to get up to be able to get a hot dog. Adirondack chairs belong in one place. The Adirondacks at an old motel that somehow still looks very, very well kept. They're always on the side of the road, too. And I every time I drive by, I'm like, nobody wants you. No, so there's a reason they're $25. The bastard camping chair. Oh, God, they suck. They do really suck. And then moving them, they're 189 pounds. Even the plastic ones. I don't care. There's no way to pick it up to be able to make it easy. Right. Like you. Again, I have a double chin. I'm like, I hate the Adirondack chair. Yeah. You know what would be worse than an Adirondack chair? An Adirondack couch. Oh my God. Yeah. No, I don't need to try to like roll over on someone else just to get off the couch. So true. Adirondack chairs need to go to Adirondack Hell. Oh my God, they suck. They really do. Now you know why they're 25 bucks. All right, on to another thing that also stays within the theme of things we've talked about this week on the show. What? So this week, earlier in the show, and I thought it was pretty awesome, I'm not gonna lie. What? The bird in a bag. The bird in a bag. Yes. Yes, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. This was on our stories. I don't think it's up anymore. Oh, it's on our Facebook, you can go see it. Oh, is it? Okay. So I was at a place. Well, okay, I was at Lydia's school, and I thought this was the coolest thing. And I couldn't wait to tell you because Zach's a bird nerd, and I'm like, no, he ain't no bird nerd. This lady, bird nerd. Okay. She brings her cockatiel in a I mean a backpack. It's a high-end backpack. It's it what's crazy about it is not only, of course it's see-through, so you can see it in all its beauty, but it even has a little perch in there. It's the cutest little thing, honestly. I thought it was the coolest thing. I mean, what am I finding? I don't know. I didn't ask her. Remember, I told you I was too scared to talk to her. You should have sent Lydia. I do. Well, what am I getting? Yeah, but no, Lydia was she wasn't sitting with me. She was in school. We were waiting to be brought into the school through the security measures. I figured, I figured that after her whatever you were there for, her song, dance, t-shirt, pizza, popcorn day. All in one. Yes. There it was. I figured that Lydia would come and be like, Dad, dad, dad. And then you can be like, Lydia, go ask that lady, whatever. That's the bird lady of Elmira what the deal is. But I just thought anyway, it was something I'd never seen, and I thought it was cool. But now we come to this. There's a parakeet, it's on the loose in this Scottish suburb, and it's being blamed for causing thousands of dollars in damage thanks to its pecker. That's right, by pecking away at the rubber parts of people's cars. Here's Angus. It'd be nice if it was caught humanely and taken away. And obviously it's domesticated bird. So somebody could look after it. Putting a cover in your car is a solution. But every time you go it, you've got to take the cover off, and it's not ideal. Okay, I don't know a thing Angus is saying, but because he has the Scottish accent, I'm gonna let him finish. So now my car is so badly damaged, I'm not sure it could do any more damage, so I'm just leaving it until I need to change my car and then I'll get it fixed. By which time it will be resolved, hopefully. Yep, that's right, Angie. This reminds me of Cup half full all the time. When we were in New England, me and my two girlfriends, we walked into a restaurant and some guy was speaking with a with a British accent. And she legit looks at me and she's like, I don't know. I don't know what he's saying. I'm like, How do I put on the subtitles in real life?