Scott & Ally on Demand
Scott & Ally on Demand
Holy Macaroni
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Now we've all seen it. We've all seen when a little kid, you know, early in their talking years discovers a bad word. Oh my god, yes. I have a great story about this. Everybody sees it. Have you known? Madison, this is our friend Danielle and TJ, discovered the F word. Yeah. That's usually. Uncle Scott. No, no, that one. Are you kidding me? That one totally came from mom. Oh, I thought you were gonna say Ann Allie. Oh yeah. That too. Yeah, could have been. No, it's uh, but they undoubtedly discover a bad word and and they like to use it. And the problem is, every parent does this. As long as it's not like, you know, in a real bad spot to do it, what do you do? You laugh at it, which unfortunately encourages it. You're like, And you try not to? You're like, you shouldn't say that word. When your kid did it, because I'm sure like Gavin or Lydia did it when they were like two or something like that. Did you just turn and walk out of the room like No say that everybody in their brother does the same reaction? What's you don't want to laugh, you can't help but laugh because it's that moment you're like, oh my god. And you have to go, Madison, that's a that's that's don't use that word. I know Aunt Allie does all the time, but we don't use that word. Well, I'll give you a good example. When I leave, you can say one bad word. We have to wait until I leave. Okay. Yo, mama. Yo, mama. Yo, mama. I remember this trend. That was begging for a long time, was that you know, get it out of your system, you know? Yes. And video it, yo mama. Uh you know, and a lot of I th at least this is what I think, because I heard this on a podcast recently, that if you allow your children to swear, that you only allow them to swear in the house. Do you have like the in the house rule that you can do this? No, we have the you are not going to swear rule. Uh Tiffany's big on this. Uh, and and I agree with you. Not that you're not, but like I remember when Tiffany came around and she was like, No, I'm not a big swearer. My word is idiot. And I even then I get told you can't use idiot when you can say an idiot. But I'm like, there's a lot of idiots around. Oh my god, when I was dating someone with a child, I mean the the Bryce is now 18 and in college, but at the time Bryce was five, and I would say stupid, and he'd be like, Oh, Allie, that's a bad word. I'm like, you're right. You're you're right, Bryce. That is a bad word. You are right. Uh, do you remember the story years ago uh in my one and only marriage where uh my I love that you always say that. Well, a lot of people are confused. They think I was married twice. No, it felt like that, but it wasn't. And uh um and in fact, the term dodge that bullet was used by my attorney. Uh so uh that being said, do you remember the old thanks? The old story of how, and this is Cindy that did this. This is my my uh ex-first and only wife. First and only. Yeah. Uh she screwed up the uh uh the vows. And here's Father Paul on the altar, and it was the part where through fidelity and all this, and she said infidelity. Now we did not divorce, there was no infidelity or anything like that. But do you remember that was uh and it brought the house down, like the whole church lost. We're like, infidelity, oh my god, because it was a funny moment during during a uh you know, you're so nervous saying the vows. I mean, like whenever that day happens for me, I hope not. Well, I mean, uh if I mess it up, I mess it up. I'm like, I mess things up every day on. Oh, you'll laugh. You'll take a good, you know, but it was like, you know, you're some people are just oh, you know, this that well here you go. What do you think the preacher said to everyone at that wedding today? We're all gavergating the holy macaroni. Holy matrimony. We are gathered together for the holy matrimony. You're you're lying. I want to hear it again. Hang on, it was right here. To everyone at that wedding today. We're all gaverating the holy macaroni. You know, he's not far off though. Because every every single church thing that we always did in the Pentecostal church always had a buffet or a potluck in the back. Yeah. And you always got variations of macaroni. You had like tuna macaroni like casserole. Yep. You also would have a macaroni cheese in a crock pot, and then you would have mac salad. So there was really holy macaroni every single Sunday.