SPEAKER_00 0:00

What? What are you laughing at? Good everyone bungholes.

SPEAKER_01 0:05

It's such a classic.

SPEAKER_00 0:06

It is. It is. I really should just call my brother. I mean, I haven't talked to him in like months. I should call him and be like, what up, bunghole?

SPEAKER_01 0:13

What up, bunghole?

SPEAKER_00 0:14

What?

SPEAKER_01 0:15

I just love it because it makes you laugh when you say it. It's like such a silly.

SPEAKER_00 0:19

Or do you think it would take us back to when we were 12? I don't know. I don't know what my brother's gonna do.

SPEAKER_01 0:24

And that's why it makes you feel good. Yes, it does.

SPEAKER_00 0:26

How how fast do you think a postal sur a postal worker car goes? You know, kind of like the duck-looking ones. Or you can even do the the new new ones?

SPEAKER_01 0:35

Because I got they look like they fly. Because I mean, I don't know. I've seen my mailman rip through the goddamn. I was bowling the front lawn yesterday and the mail guy was coming. He's like coming at so he turns around right in front of my house because uh my neighbor across the street, and then uh I then I get the mail. So he has to pull into his driveway. Uh-huh. I think two wheels were off the ground when he did it.

SPEAKER_00 0:59

Okay, then if anybody knows this, postal worker arrested for a DUI. How fast can you go in one of those things? You're right. I think the ducks.

SPEAKER_01 1:06

You don't have to be going fast to get a DUI.

SPEAKER_00 1:07

I think the ducks can find it.

SPEAKER_01 1:09

People are going slower. That is true. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:11

That is true. I was thinking like getting away from the cops. That's gotta be on card. There's a police chase.

SPEAKER_01 1:17

There was a police chase with a mail truck?

SPEAKER_00 1:19

Yes. This guy was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence after leading San Bernardino County deputies on a chase during his mail delivery shift.

SPEAKER_01 1:28

It's either the slowest or the fastest. I can't figure it out. And how do you really know if he's swerving? Because that's all they do is swerve. Exactly. They're swerving to the mailbox. They're swerving away.

SPEAKER_00 1:39

I didn't think those things got over above 30 at most. Well, no, they have to go. So I have seen them go down Denison Park. So I live in Corning, if you didn't know. And I've seen them go down Denison Park because they're obviously.

SPEAKER_01 1:51

This is gonna shock you, Allie. What? Dennison Park speed limit's 30.

SPEAKER_00 1:54

No, I think it's four. No, it's 30.

SPEAKER_01 2:00

It's 30. Now I know you haven't seen 30 in your car. No, I know.

SPEAKER_00 2:05

I know it's 40 because I got pulled over on Dennison Live. Maybe twice. Maybe three times. It is 30. No, it's 35. No, it's 30. Because I I've specifically I I don't go more than 40 on Denison Parkway.

SPEAKER_01 2:19

Which is good because then you're 10 over, because it's a city road. It's 30.

SPEAKER_00 2:22

But I've gotten pulled over enough on Denison Parkway that I've learned my lesson after the third time.

SPEAKER_01 2:26

Clearly, you haven't. You don't even know what the speed limit is. It is 30. Somebody, I okay, when you're coming across the bridge, after you know, like if you were to take that side road where Corning Country Club is, and then uh, you know, it's 352. Yes. And then you were to, you know, continue straight, like say you passed Gibson. Why wouldn't you? Uh, and uh, and you're coming over the bridge that goes over the highway, over the river, through the woods. Yeah. And uh, and then you dip into corning. They used to sit there.

SPEAKER_00 2:54

The corning PD used to sit there to make sure people were, you know, getting down to the Okay, yeah, but that is, I know exactly what you're talking about because it's by the old, was that a right aid?

SPEAKER_01 3:05

Yes. Okay. Something like that, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:06

Now I thought.

SPEAKER_01 3:07

Oh, well, right aid, greens.

SPEAKER_00 3:09

I thought for some reason it was just in that little stretch.

SPEAKER_01 3:12

Nope, the whole part, until I think you get to the Robert Pattinson Bridge. Remember, we renamed that bridge.

SPEAKER_00 3:17

That's right. And then it goes to 55. No, it does not go to 55. It goes to 75.

SPEAKER_01 3:23

Yep, it's 75. It jumps from 30 to 75. Just go with this.

SPEAKER_00 3:27

Oh, by the way, I got a ticket. You know, we in Corning, we have that stupid.

SPEAKER_01 3:30

You're kidding.

SPEAKER_00 3:31

Listen. Oh. We have that stupid odd even parking. Oh, God. I know. And it got me the other day, and I still haven't paid it. I bet you, I bet you I have a late fee now.

SPEAKER_01 3:40

Here we go. Snoopy D. Sorry, Allie. The speed limit is 30. Trust me, I drive it all the time. No, listen to the words you said. I never go above 40. Right. Because then they really are gonna get you. Hold on. What's the old expression? Nine, you're fine, ten, you're mine. That's why I stick with the nine.

SPEAKER_00 3:57

Good everyone.

SPEAKER_01 3:58

You just said you don't. Oh my God.

SPEAKER_00 4:00

Good everyone. The speed limit on Denison Parkway is definitely 30 miles per hour. Have a great day.

SPEAKER_01 4:05

And another one.

SPEAKER_00 4:05

3490. It's 30. Yeah. And another one. Wait, hold on. Then we got this one from 0811. It's 30 on Denison Parkway. Oh my God. Okay, you guys. And another one. Wait a minute. Wait, yep. This is from Michelle. It is 30 in Corning down Denison Parkway. Wait a minute. Allie? Allie, it's 30. This is from 2457. Wait, hold on. Oh, it doesn't end. Then 2289. It is definitely 30. Wow. I have been no wonder I get so many dang tickets on Denison Parkway. Yes.