SPEAKER_01 0:00

Have you ever heard of a coma song?

SPEAKER_02 0:02

No, what's that?

SPEAKER_01 0:03

A coma song is Let's Pretend You Are in a Coma. Oh, let's pretend. You were biking down Grand Central.

SPEAKER_02 0:09

Oh god, you gotta create a scenario.

SPEAKER_01 0:11

Of course I do. You were biking down Grand Central, and unfortunately, I accidentally hit you on your bike.

SPEAKER_02 0:16

Well that would track because you had no idea what speed you were doing. That's right. So when the cop showed up and goes, Hey, um, just so we know we can tell the doctors how fast you think we were going. I know 30. And it turns out that they track your car at like 72.

SPEAKER_01 0:30

Oh, yeah, because they have that speed thing on Grand Central. I'm screwed. So the coma song is Scott's in a coma, right? And you hear this song, and it's the song that will take you right out of your coma. Oh, it'll pull you out? It will pull you right out of your coma. Okay. I have my coma song. You do.

SPEAKER_02 0:45

This is now should I ever find you in a coma.

SPEAKER_01 0:48

Play this song, and I will immediately wake up. I've loved this song since the first time I heard it. I think in 2012, it's this song.

SPEAKER_00 0:56

Cassandra! It's not a terrible song.

SPEAKER_02 1:01

It's a great song. Let's see here. I see your eyes fluttering.

SPEAKER_00 1:06

Wait, is that fun? Some that's always things. Okay, look at this.

SPEAKER_02 1:10

Wait, her hand moved, everyone. Gather around! Wait, can we get to the chorus? Yes, please. Because it's way better. Because that is the best part to that. Alright.

SPEAKER_00 1:19

Why don't we break the rules already? And all of a sudden I'm up out of bed. Her head's shaking.

SPEAKER_02 1:24

Look at her. She's up.

unknown 1:26

Stay back for the black kid.

SPEAKER_01 1:28

That's a good choice. I think it's like the drum beat that's like Jack.

SPEAKER_02 1:32

I like that.

SPEAKER_01 1:33

What's your coma song?

SPEAKER_02 1:34

Oh, I got one.

SPEAKER_01 1:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:35

Alright, so mine, and and again, because you'd have to be by my bedside since you took me out on my bicycle on Grand Central.

SPEAKER_01 1:43

Okay, I was gonna say, how did I die?

SPEAKER_02 1:45

How did you die? Well you didn't die. You just were in a coma. Yeah, yeah. Uh, let me think here.

SPEAKER_01 1:49

Uh because I know that I just hate you on Grand Central.

SPEAKER_02 1:52

I know, yeah. You really we didn't really paint a picture for how you got into a coma. Right? Um think about it, come back to it.

SPEAKER_01 2:00

Okay, what's your name?

SPEAKER_02 2:01

You were worried that Junior was going to fall down the stairs in your backyard because those are some steep stairs down into the grass. You lose your footing, next thing you know, you're in a tumble roll and laid out like Christ at the bottom of your stairs. That's how you got into the coma.

SPEAKER_01 2:18

Practically broke my spine in half.

SPEAKER_02 2:19

Absolutely, but that's not here, that's here nor there. We gotta wake you out of the coma.

SPEAKER_01 2:23

Okay, I just hit you on a bicycle in Grand Central. You're in a coma. Oh, this is fun. Yeah, well, now wait, this is lapping my coma song, but here we go.

SPEAKER_02 2:32

The eyes are fluttering.

SPEAKER_00 2:34

Hey, you are a loud one.

SPEAKER_02 2:37

So you played kickball with the kids last night and broke your leg. Oh, come on! But I'm starting to jitter in the I'm waking up!

SPEAKER_00 2:49

I don't want to jump!

SPEAKER_02 2:50

And then all of a sudden I opened my eyes. Hell yeah, man.

SPEAKER_01 2:55

You were the last person I saw before I went into the coma. Yes, God, I was over you just to make sure you were okay. And now I'm alive again!

SPEAKER_00 3:18

God, tell me you're not back, gotta be the man on the city. I'm alive! You still forgot to stay with the chill. Everybody around dancing.

SPEAKER_02 3:26

The whole coma ward just woke up with my song.

SPEAKER_01 3:28

I'm dancing in the hospital. Okay, what's your guy's coma song? You're in a coma, you hear the song, you are now all of a sudden revived. You're back! Oh yeah! Message us. All you have to do is download our app, WinPound6, Twin Tears Magic, My Radio Jams. And you can either speak it or type it out, either one.

SPEAKER_02 3:49

This is fun.

SPEAKER_01 3:50

I know, I love a coma song.

SPEAKER_02 3:51

I love a good coma song.

SPEAKER_01 3:54

I'm gonna read you a couple next because we're gonna we're gonna wake wake this place up. I think.

SPEAKER_02 3:57

Wake it up, baby.

SPEAKER_00 3:58

Here we go.

SPEAKER_01 4:00

Oh look, my bedpan filled up.

SPEAKER_00 4:02

All right.

unknown 4:12

No doubt, by the end of the night.

SPEAKER_00 4:14

Got the gold coming off till I make that move. Somehow, some way, gotta raise the food. All black days when it's not come through. Don't like everything gold.

SPEAKER_02 4:25

After all this, I might need a nap.