SPEAKER_02 0:01

I had the laugh on Saturday. So I told you that um because the kids were at a birthday party, yes, and it was like four hours of uh I mean this was I even complimented the mom. I go, You're a brave soul, go in four hours. She goes, Well, we have so much on the property, and I'm like, good point. You can it's not the same as a confined area.

SPEAKER_01 0:20

That and the fact that, okay, you might get rid of one kid at a time, but to get rid of two kids at the same time.

SPEAKER_02 0:27

It was actually really great because uh the the little brothers who are Lydia's age around there, uh, you know, were on their way back, so there it was like she's like, Well, go, this will work out perfect. I'm like, Lydia, do you want to stay? She's like, Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:40

So speaking of, did they come home and have like the best time?

SPEAKER_02 0:42

Oh god, yeah. Yeah. It was uh apparently Lydia was the last to get in the pond, but the last to get out. Oh that's adorable. Uh, and of course Gavin was having a good time too. But at any rate, uh, I told you how I called Tiffany, I said, Well, listen, let's go do something we never get to do. Let's go do Sam's together.

SPEAKER_01 1:00

A date night at Sam's Club. Well, so Honey, I've got some appeteezers here for you. So I really uh Would you like the bologna wrap dropper?

SPEAKER_02 1:09

How about a protein shake sample and Worsh that down? Worse dating as I'm hobbling through the store with my stanky leg. What a look, you know?

SPEAKER_01 1:19

Afterwards, you're like, hey baby, you want to go to Lowe's after this?

SPEAKER_02 1:24

I know I almost thought about it. I really did. I'm like, need some cleaning supplies. Right. So, at any rate, let me tell you how the romantic I am. I pulled her from going to the laundromat to doing comforters. You know how sometimes you just have to go to a bigger washer than you have at home.

SPEAKER_01 1:39

I actually need that. So I pulled her away. And I'm like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 1:43

Why is there a layer of crust on the top of this?

SPEAKER_01 1:46

Totally a layer of crust.

SPEAKER_02 1:47

So, uh, and not the kind you would have thought. Um, but uh at any rate, come on. So um children were listening. I had pulled her from that, and she uh oh yeah. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. And she had uh she goes, she keeps telling me on the way, she goes, I just left Family Dollar because she would buy a couple of the laundry supplies. You need smaller ones from there. You're not taking the biggest things from your house, right?

SPEAKER_01 2:08

Right, or right the ones from Sam's that are like a 15-gallon jug. Here we go. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:15

So she goes, the uh cashier was funny. She goes, she looked at her after she checked her out and she goes, I think I'm going outside for a cigarette. I'm feeling kind of bitchy. Only in a family dollar. Okay, right? Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 2:28

No, no Wegman's employee would ever say that.

SPEAKER_02 2:30

So it makes you wonder though, like, you know, I mean was it a Karen moment that triggered this? Like, was it was it something that brought it on?

SPEAKER_01 2:37

Well, I mean, you've been a family dollar, you know how it's it's chaotic. And there's always a line like back to the snacks.

SPEAKER_02 2:44

Always somebody taking forever to figure out how to use the little keypad to pay with their uh card, or they're whipping out the cash trying to figure it out. You're like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 2:54

Speaking of the cash, the other day, I went to go get like just get some cash out, some change out of my my coin person's act's like, here's a five-dollar bill. I can't watch this. He says, You're like my mother.

SPEAKER_02 3:06

Here's a five-dollar bill. How bad is it you want to pay for the person in front of you because you just can't tolerate the pain anymore? Hey, you got a Karen moment? What?

SPEAKER_00 3:15

He was It was pretty much it wasn't blood chilling, but it sounds like one of those V-rated horror movies screen because the manager wouldn't let her use coupon for a match price. Oh god. And she eventually got a ban from the store because she went and kept throwing a fit.

SPEAKER_02 3:47

You know what that'll get you? That'll get you. I'm going outside for a cigarette and I'm feeling bitchy.

SPEAKER_01 3:53

I didn't I didn't even think that they actually had coupons anymore.

SPEAKER_02 3:56

Well, yeah, like I think on your phone with your app and stuff like that, a lot of times.

SPEAKER_01 4:00

But you're not getting the Val Pack anymore.

SPEAKER_02 4:02

Oh, you mean the Sunday paper? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:05

Or even there's uh topps will send you the weekly thing, which we actually use for like bonfires and and cleaning our windows.

SPEAKER_02 4:12

They already put the deals in. You don't even really need the coupons.

SPEAKER_01 4:15

They have a l a row of coupons. I'm like, who's doing this? No, I'm not t I'm not tearing that up. I mean, or I'll just take the whole flyer and be like, which one? Find it. Yeah, scan it.

SPEAKER_02 4:26

I'm not cutting it. And then go outside and have a cigarette 'cause you're gonna feel bitchy.