SPEAKER_01 0:00

Well, it's out now, so enjoy that. We have Melly coming to town. Coming to Tags Friday. God, it's a Friday show. That is so cool. Friday, September 11th. It's gonna be what a banger that's gonna be.

SPEAKER_02 0:10

Yeah, you have the rest of the weekend to just recover from what's gonna be the biggest show of the summer. Tickets do go on sale this Friday. Make sure you grab those at tagstickets.com. Follow tags on social. Follow us on social as well because we have all the information that we've been sharing from them too.

SPEAKER_01 0:26

Yep, yep. They uh they got it out there, so we're getting it further out there and going from there. It has popped up recently because we've had some hot weather, that Allie would like to resurrect something that you didn't see often, but every once in a while you might see.

SPEAKER_02 0:38

I love seeing a woman mow the lawn in a bikini. And it used to be something that we had a neighbor down the street, she always did it.

SPEAKER_01 0:46

There's always one neighbor somebody somewhere that does this.

SPEAKER_02 0:49

Think about the way okay. Do you remember the movie There's uh something about Mary?

SPEAKER_01 0:53

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 0:54

And there was the woman who had the really, really tan skin and the blonde hair. Yes. So this is what our old neighbor used to look like. She was a couple houses down, and she was the one that always had on a little tiny bikini where the bikini would kind of like hang a little bit in the back because she had no butt. There wasn't a butt. Yes, and she she had the triangles as well.

SPEAKER_01 1:12

How is this mental image coming so easily?

SPEAKER_02 1:14

Yes, exactly. And there she would just no care in the world.

SPEAKER_01 1:18

Mull it away. Bring it back, maybe a Marlboro hanging out.

SPEAKER_02 1:20

Oh, yeah. Bring that back.

SPEAKER_01 1:23

Or do you know?

SPEAKER_02 1:24

Allie, would you like a glass of lemonade?

SPEAKER_01 1:26

Hi, listen, honey. Come on by. We're gonna do some rose daily. Well, you never really stopped and talked to her, did you?

SPEAKER_02 1:34

No, I mean, I was a young kid. Yeah. So my parents, my parents would talk to her, but no, but she would she always loved to offer a glass of lemonade.

SPEAKER_01 1:42

The uh the days gone by and the looks we used to do. Uh, well, then there's this, because unfortunately, it can it can always go to a different level, and you gotta be cautious on this uh because you don't want this in your neighborhood.

SPEAKER_00 1:55

It was sunny, and he was watering his grass with a hose in his right hand, and he had his crank in his left hand.

SPEAKER_02 2:05

I love the word crank, first of all. Secondly, I just was telling Zach how I grew up in the naked house, and my mom is always naked. So when we go to visit, he goes, Is your mom gonna have clothes on when I'm there?

SPEAKER_01 2:18

That is a valid question. It's a very valid question.

SPEAKER_02 2:21

Mowing the lawn in the bikini? Yes, absolutely. But the the problem is around this time of year, aren't you so hot that you just want to take all your clothes off?

SPEAKER_01 2:29

No, not really. I'm pretty good with clothing on.

SPEAKER_02 2:32

Oh no. If I could just lay on my couch naked, just sprawled out.

SPEAKER_01 2:37

Don't do it for three days, I'll think you die.

SPEAKER_02 2:39

Oh my gosh. This even this morning, I forgot to close my one set. I have two sets of blinds in the front, and I forgot to close the one set. Here I am walking around naked.

SPEAKER_01 2:47

Oh, oh, oh, oh I'm sorry, I gotta have it one more time.

SPEAKER_00 2:52

It was sunny, and he was watering his grass with a hose in his right hand. And he had his crank in his left hand.

SPEAKER_01 3:02

This poor guy, though. I mean, admittedly, uh he's 79 years old, Florida guy. There's a good chance that maybe some of the mental capacity is diminishing a little bit. What?

SPEAKER_02 3:12

Or is it because whenever you water anything with the hose. You gotta pee! No. Oh, because for a guy that's true, you know? I get wet everywhere. It's all of a sudden water is just I'm not sure why, but it's just everywhere. So if you're so hot it makes you want to hold your crank? Well, no, it's just it's that it's hot and you're at least getting some relief from watering.

SPEAKER_01 3:33

I thought he was just like, Well, I gotta go.

SPEAKER_02 3:35

Oh, no, and I don't know if and why is he just holding it? Why don't you just let it hang? Right?

SPEAKER_01 3:41

Like, does it need support? Can you imagine if he bumped into the lady in the bikini mowing her lawn? I mean, it could be a romance waiting to happen. You don't even need Tinder. You just have yeah. You just need landscaping.com.

SPEAKER_02 3:53

Exactly.