SPEAKER_01 0:02

I'm gonna give you your choice. Do you want to know how to keep mosquitoes away? Oh. Or would you like the update on the woman who got pulled over for using a cell phone with her right hand, but she actually didn't have a right hand?

SPEAKER_00 0:14

Yeah, I thought we had that whole story. I thought hold the mosquito thing because we'll we'll get everybody's attention on that, because after the rain we're gonna get in the next couple days, I feel like skeeter season's gonna set in on us. What happened with this woman with the hand? Last I knew she told the cops, she's like, dude, do you see no hand?

SPEAKER_01 0:31

Right. She actually said hand to God. Yeah. I mean, I don't have one. Right. And and he goes, uh well, he kept saying, I saw you with your right hand. I don't have a right hand, sir. Yes. I just don't have one. I can't hold anything with this. So ends up getting dismissed in court. Well, I thought that happened. All right. But now Deer Queen decides they're gonna they wanted to celebrate her court win, so they gave her a cake because she has a line of merch that's called hand to God, and the proceeds benefit the Shriner's children's hospitals. But that's very nice. So they gave her a cake with a cell phone and a limb on it. You know what? When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. You do. And I love that.

SPEAKER_00 1:14

I thought, I mean, it sounds like she has a decent sense of humor. Uh-huh. But I was afraid you were gonna say for a limited time at Dairy Queen, you can get a cone that you can hold in only one hand. Which is any cone. I actually Which is just a funny way to spin it, but I was like, oh, that feels a little awkward.

SPEAKER_01 1:29

What they should do is they should sell this cake nationwide. It shouldn't just be just to her. I would love to yeah, I would love a limb cake, to be honest with you.

SPEAKER_00 1:38

I had a boob cake once when I was uh turning 16. My next So let me explain. All right. So it seems a little young for a boob cake. You would think, but that's Barb Brown for you. So when I was growing up, okay, living at the living on the old patent place up in Williamsville, New York, you can look it up. Uh-huh. Uh, and uh, I mean, what are people gonna do? Go to my childhood house, knock on the door, and be like, did Scott live here? Right, right. So, anyway, a couple doors down, live the Browns. Now, boy, is this some history. So, Barb Barb Brown and my mom, very close friends. They'd have coffee all the time. Good age gap. Don't get me wrong. Barb was, you know, a mom of three, and she was younger, and then, you know, there was my mom. Also, Barb had a shih tzu that my mom adored. See, wait, wait, I'd have Betty.

SPEAKER_01 2:25

I want to say one thing about the whole age gap thing. I love friendships like that. That's like me and my neighbor Diane across the street. Diane's 72. Okay, I'm 43. We hang out all the time.

SPEAKER_00 2:35

Okay, think about that, but you know, decades younger, both of them at the time. So, Barb, and of course, you know, she had two daughters and a son and a husband that was an Amherst cop, and then they eventually get divorced because she started sleeping with a pharmacist. Then they moved into another house. No, this is great. They moved into another house on the same street further down. How do you like that?

SPEAKER_01 2:56

With the person that she had the affair with?

SPEAKER_00 2:58

Yeah. And but anyway. Barb Brown. Barb was great. She was like a walking soap opera at that time and a lot of fun. At least my mom was in there. Well, I was turning 16, and they thought it'd be a good idea to walk in with a boob cake. So I've had a lamb cake.

SPEAKER_01 3:14

Were there actual nipples on it? God, I'm trying to remember. Or was it like in like a bikini?

SPEAKER_00 3:19

Uh no, there it was, the boobs are out. I mean, it is Tata Tuesday, so I can tell that story, but I was also thinking, I have made many of the schlong cakes before.

SPEAKER_01 3:32

And why, you might ask?

SPEAKER_00 3:34

Dog devil cake?

SPEAKER_01 3:36

Because I've had so many girlfriends get married. So for the longest time for bachelorette parties, does anyone still do this? For bachelorette parties, we would always do a short I love dog chocolate, please. And we and we would always take a Hershey bar and sh this is so this is really not appropriate.

SPEAKER_00 4:03

Am I invested to hear where this is going?

SPEAKER_01 4:05

If you have a kid listening, you might want to turn this down for one second. So you make the cake, right? And and great, it's what it is. But in in order to make it real, a couple things have to happen. And I'll only say one of the two. The other one, I guess we'll have to talk about it on the podcast. But um, so I would take a Hershey bar and I would take a cheese grater, and I would Oh, I see what shave the chocolate shavings. Right, exactly where basketball is.

SPEAKER_00 4:33

This is before the lawnmower was a popular item for men as a grooming tool. The manscaped.

SPEAKER_01 4:41

Well, plus you just want to make it more fun, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 4:44

Anyway, I've never met someone that said hairy balls are a fun time. I'm just saying