SPEAKER_01 0:00

I'm pretty sure you know the difference between a simulation and a stimulation.

SPEAKER_02 0:05

Oh yeah. However, a stimulation over a simulation.

SPEAKER_01 0:10

That's right. Well, and sometimes you gotta use the simulation to get the stimulation, if you know what I mean. Sure. Sure. Uh that all being said, this girl does not know the difference between the words. You know that stimulation and stipulation are different. Oh, stipulation. Stipul uh no, stimulation and uh stimulation. Okay. So she doesn't know the difference between the two words. You did say stipulation and the same. You're probably right. I probably did. I probably slid into that. Okay. So that all being said, it makes it kind of funny, but she does make a point, and I'm I'm gonna let you hear what she has to say about it here.

SPEAKER_00 0:47

I just want you to know we're living in a stimulation. It's a stimulation. And the reason we're living in a stimulation, number one, the gas pumps are rigged. I repeat, the gas pumps are rigged. Secondary, why every time I wake up, my stomach is hungry? It's never full. Every time I wake up, it won't fool. Like I never fed it. Like I wake up hungry as a dog. Root root didn't get no full wear as a snack. And number six, I forgot I lost count. Why is the underwear? Why can't you buy underwear and why when you do buy underwear of five underwear? It's $18. And all y'all wear is five and cheekies and boy shorts. I'm irritated.

SPEAKER_02 1:31

What was the last thing she was saying?

SPEAKER_01 1:33

Something about cheeky underwear.

SPEAKER_02 1:35

Yeah, but I got that. But like, what was the thing about cheekies and boy shorts? Boy shorts? If I can forgive my faves.

SPEAKER_00 1:42

Why is the underwear? Why can't you buy underwear and why when you do buy underwear or file underwear is $18? And all you gotta wear is thighs and cheekies and boy shorts. I'm irritated.

SPEAKER_01 1:54

Is she complaining because it's $18 for such a small piece of clothing?

SPEAKER_02 1:58

I think that's what she's saying. Because I think she said for thongs, cheekies, and boy shorts.

SPEAKER_01 2:02

I mean, I can relate to a lot of the things she's saying and and and you know, understand where people might think certain like okay, maybe some people think a gas pump is rigged. Nope, we can attribute that one right back to what is happening in the Middle East. Okay, that's number one. Uh the the second one, what was the second one?

SPEAKER_02 2:21

I don't even remember. All I remember was the underwear.

SPEAKER_01 2:24

Okay, the underwear. And all right, well, that does bring up a question. Why is something that's such a small garment so damn expensive?

SPEAKER_02 2:30

I don't know. It's the same thing where why is it that me as a female, I have to pay more for my razors? Like when you get the pink razor, then oh, and tampons? I shouldn't be paying for tampons. Believe me, I don't want I don't want that life. I really don't. But here we are.

SPEAKER_01 2:46

Would you rather have a male member? I mean, I'm making an arrange the surgery if you'd like to.

SPEAKER_02 2:51

No, actually, no. I really, I really don't. Okay. I I think that it would just get in the way all the time.

SPEAKER_01 2:57

Well, and you guys are always adjusting-from experience.

SPEAKER_02 3:00

You're always adjusting. Every guy is either squatting. Let me move that over here.

SPEAKER_01 3:05

Oh god. There we go.