SPEAKER_02 0:00

You've heard the expression, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels, right?

SPEAKER_00 0:04

Oh my gosh. That's been yeah, that's been a mantra for like ever. But at the same time, I love an ice cream sandwich.

SPEAKER_02 0:12

There are a lot of things that taste really good.

SPEAKER_00 0:15

This time of year, I just passed ice cream sandwiches at the grocery store yesterday, and they had the light ones, and I was like, mmm, I'm I'm skeptical.

SPEAKER_02 0:23

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_00 0:23

Aren't you? Yes, I am.

SPEAKER_02 0:25

Or they make them so small, you're like, come on. This really sort of tickles my guilt. Exactly. Uh well, this woman agrees with that uh it's a ridiculous expression here.

SPEAKER_03 0:34

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. That's so interesting. Have you ever had a cheeseburger and french fries washed down with a Diet Coke? Have you ever had a Trader Joe's Jeep cake? Have you ever had Dubai chocolate-covered strawberries? Okay. Have you ever had a mixing bowl mash-up blizzard from Dairy Queen? Have you ever had a cheeseburger and a Caesar salad and French fries and a Diet Coke all at the same time? Have you ever had Taco Bell in between the hours of 10 p.m. and 2 a.m. on a Friday eve? Have you ever? All of those things taste way better than Skinny Feels. I'm telling you right now. Have you ever had a burrito bigger than your head from a taco truck on the side of the road? All of those are better. Wait a second. Can't deny it.

SPEAKER_00 1:17

The mixing bowl thing from DQ. Have you ever had that?

SPEAKER_02 1:20

Uh-uh. Me neither. That sounds funny. Mixing bowl from DQ. We're gonna have to look that one up.

SPEAKER_00 1:24

Yeah, hold on a second. She obviously loves burgers though.

SPEAKER_02 1:27

She likes and she you know what though? The funny thing is, is I just had the audio clip. Based on her voice, I'm betting she's the cutest little blonde thing wearing a ball cap, probably weighs 95 pounds, and you're just like, sure, you can tell me all day long about how you know skinny doesn't taste as good as fat feels or no, fat doesn't wait, what? Either way, you know what I mean? Like, she doesn't have to worry about it. You just can tell.

SPEAKER_00 1:50

The mixing bowl is vanilla soft serve with rich, gritty, brownie batter base and chocolate chip cookie dough pieces.

SPEAKER_02 1:57

God, can I get one to go right now?

SPEAKER_00 1:59

Yes. Can I also add some peanut butter cups? I'm sure you could.

SPEAKER_02 2:03

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SPEAKER_00 2:09

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SPEAKER_01 3:08

Nobody likes a broke Barbie.

SPEAKER_00 3:11

And I'm gonna give you a bonus.

SPEAKER_01 3:13

She has to keep Ken around.

SPEAKER_00 3:14

Right. Um, the girl that you just played the audio, she had talked about the Trader Joe's sheet cake. Yeah. Also, the new mini totes are coming back for the summer, July 17th. There'll be new striped pastel versions that will be $2.99 by the time they hit eBay, Poshmark, and other reselling sites. I'm sure they'll be over a hundred dollars. And there is the big three.