SPEAKER_02 0:00

Well, let me come over here and see what's going on that I can tell you guys about because we got so much stuff that's happening.

SPEAKER_01 0:05

Um first I want to say thank you for the support on my Diet Coke Bar crawl. Oh yes! And the just these are some of the text messages. Okay, go for it. Um 6528. Coke crawl sounds fun. Coke crawl, I like that. I do too. And they said, because I don't drink anymore. That's the perk of it. Sure. Is because yeah, I don't always want to drink. I want to drink Diet Coke all the time.

SPEAKER_02 0:27

Well, yeah, there's something about Diet Coke that gets me.

SPEAKER_01 0:30

Yes, and then this one, absolutely right on the mix. There you go. Diet Coke and thrift shopping. And then somebody else said, I would do that, but with Dr. Pepper.

SPEAKER_02 0:38

Oh. Somebody else had even mentioned. They were never a uh a Dr. A Dr. Coke. A Dr. Coke. A Diet Coke person. Well, also They've been a Pepsi person their life, but uh well, you know.

SPEAKER_01 0:48

Nobody does that. Actually, when I was in Vegas with my one girlfriend, she's one of those people that totally scoffs. So we're at some random restaurant in Vegas and they're like, Well, we have Pepsi products, and she's like, uh, no.

SPEAKER_02 1:02

Oh my god, how rude is that? I know. Like, what does it take to snap that out of a person, the scoffing?

SPEAKER_01 1:09

I don't know, because Gail does it too. Oh my god. A lot of times, uh especially at a restaurant, you want to upsell, right? I want my check total to be higher so you tip me more. So they'll come over and they'll say, Oh, well, we have these cocktail specials. We don't drink.

SPEAKER_02 1:22

I was like, Yeah, you don't, Gail. Yeah, thank you for the scoffing.

SPEAKER_01 1:27

Right, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 1:28

I want to take that scoff and just right off your face. What are you saying? If I don't scoff.

SPEAKER_01 1:33

If I didn't love my mom so much, a no, thank you, works just as good as opposed to the ah, no, Pepsi.

SPEAKER_02 1:38

Exactly. It's like you have to you have to shame me for do I'm doing my job. I'm offering you the drink special of the day. Right. And you're like, wait on drag. Okay, um, well, thanks for that. Drives me nuts. Oh my god. And and I'm sorry, where does when does it start? Because you said your friend that you went to Vegas with scoffed.

SPEAKER_01 1:56

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02 1:57

She's not that old. You know, we're not talking, because I feel like after you reach 60, beyond 60, you know, you you kind of let go of uh cares. Yeah, all of them cares and like public imagery. Uh you know, I mean it just sort of falls off. You start to loosen up a bit. You know, but I also think I've been on this planet long enough. I can scoff if I want to. But when you're, I don't know, 40, you're still, you know, pretty much in your I mean it just it's a bad look.

SPEAKER_01 2:22

I know. That's why I don't understand why people do it a no thank you. And you can go, oh, I'm just maybe even I'm not a Pepsi person. No thank you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:30

And sometimes scoffing can be as simple as the the best one-word sentence ever, but when they deliver it, they're like, no.

SPEAKER_01 2:37

It's like, okay. What? Yes. It's just really you had to take that route. Also, I messaged you guys, I don't know if you saw it. Can you sing the birthday song to my daughter Fallon? She's listening.

SPEAKER_02 2:46

Fallon.

SPEAKER_01 2:47

I love the name Fallon. All right. I went to school with a Fallon. Fallon, what was her name? Fallon Radigan, I think. Anyway, here we go, Fallon. A one, a two, a one, two, three. This is your birthday song.

SPEAKER_02 2:58

It is a very long song. Why'd you start laughing?

SPEAKER_01 3:01

Is your voice cracking? This is your birthday song. It is a very long. Okay, let me play a little bit of audio.

SPEAKER_02 3:08

Thanks a lot.

SPEAKER_01 3:11

Oh, wait. You can scoff at this part if you want. Oh, sure. For years now, and it has been years, you've been encouraged to do something that you are shirking your um manly duty to do, and that's get a colonoscopy. Oh, God. Tom Hanks was on Jimmy Kimmel, and he does it with some friends. Here you go.

SPEAKER_00 3:30

Every five years, that magic date comes around, and um we get together and compete as to who is going to be able to be the last one to go to the bathroom. We are literally, it's like we'll be playing cards. So you take this stuff that induces the sluice mechanism to get that whole digestive system clean. The first one to go gets the last choice of when you go in to get the colonoscopy. I see. And it's like, I gotta go! And then you go and you you can't hold it, and it's he goes with Steve Martin and Martin Short.

SPEAKER_01 4:01

You and Terry could go together. I think Terry's of the age now, too, right?

SPEAKER_02 4:04

No, thanks. I don't do the butt. I was trying to think of a scoff to go with that.