SPEAKER_01 0:00

I know how much you like a good prank, so I'm gonna give you one.

SPEAKER_02 0:03

I do love a good prank. Is this something I could do to Zach?

SPEAKER_01 0:05

Yeah, no. Uh no, not really, but you could do it to a Walmart employee just like this guy did. So he's walking around and he's asking employees their names. Now, you'll understand why.

SPEAKER_00 0:17

Excuse me, sir. What's your name? Uh Ollie. Ellie? Okay. Um, I'm just taking down names. All the employees, you know it's a service project. Hey team, it's Ollie. I just want to let you know that I'm actually clocking out early today. I'll be back in bright and early tomorrow morning. Have a nice shift, guys.

SPEAKER_02 0:33

He gets on the intercom and tells everybody's leaving. I love when this happens. I don't know why, but I really love when this happens. And it's never happened when I'm at a store.

SPEAKER_01 0:41

Oh, really? No.

SPEAKER_02 0:42

Have you ever been? I've only been to a store when you're at TJ Maxx, and then they get over the intercom, and either one of two things happens. It's either, can we get some reception to the front, please? Some of session to the front. Or you have that one woman, and God bless you, I'm not making fun of you. But there's somebody at TJ Maxx who is the cheeriest of cheeriest people I've ever heard in my life. I don't know what's going on.

SPEAKER_01 1:04

She's on the intercom? Yeah, she's on the max. You know how rare that is? Treasure that.

SPEAKER_02 1:07

I know. She's always like, Good day, TJ Maxx shoppers.

SPEAKER_01 1:11

Oh my gosh, you never get this.

SPEAKER_02 1:13

You can get 10% off today. Just open up a TJ Maxx card. That's great. Oh my god. Yeah. So rare. I know.

SPEAKER_01 1:24

Usually it's the disgruntled, uh, they're gonna need some assistance and hardware. Some dumbass doesn't know what he's doing at home and he needs some help.

SPEAKER_02 1:31

I always know what I'm doing at TJ Maxx. Spending that cash. Well, that's spending that cash.

SPEAKER_01 1:35

Are you gonna uh tell everyone about the new app that you just found?

SPEAKER_02 1:38

Yes. It tracks how often you release gas, past gas. Oh it's called chart your fart. Why do you need to know?

SPEAKER_01 1:49

Well, yes, that's I mean, first and foremost, why do you need to know?

SPEAKER_02 1:53

I really don't know. I don't know why I need to know, but I I like it. And I like that, like, here's where it really comes in handy. You know, when you say to your significant other, you fart in your sleep, and they go, No, I don't.

SPEAKER_01 2:06

You can be like, look at your watch, dummy.

SPEAKER_02 2:08

Exactly, exactly. Nice times.

SPEAKER_01 2:10

Does it have some sort of uh sound that goes with it? You know, I mean, other than the sound of the fart that's like, you know, here you are tracking, you said chart your fart, all of a sudden it's like, oh, oh, oh, oh.

SPEAKER_02 2:24

Like I win? Oh, yeah. I would like it to be different sounds for different farts. So if there's like a really good meaty one, it's like if it's a wet one, then you're like them questioning that, then it's wom wom.

SPEAKER_01 2:42

Here's the wet one right here.

SPEAKER_02 2:45

Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 2:46

I see what you're saying, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:48

If it's a tight one, then it's like uh I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 2:52

Um okay, so it's gotta be for some medical reason, though.

SPEAKER_02 2:56

Oh gosh. I do you really want me to Well, I'm just curious.

SPEAKER_01 2:59

I mean, because you and I are gonna look at the silly silly side of it.

SPEAKER_02 3:03

I mean, I can chart your farts all the time. Scott wants the official. It was developed by Australian researchers. The app allows over 6,400 people to log their gas passing habits in real time. The study revealed that the average person passes gas about five times a day.

SPEAKER_01 3:18

That's it. That's average? Yeah. God, you are so above average. You're like a superstar. You're like an Olympian.