SPEAKER_01 0:00

Did I see you drew the short straw again and you're back at holy smokes on Saturday?

SPEAKER_00 0:03

I am starting at noon, it's on South Main Street right across from Pudgy's. And there's gonna be free pizza, free ice cream, which is so appropriate, right? I mean, if you're there to buy some flour or maybe some tinctures, then sometimes you get a little mungey-ish, right? Yes. Yes, absolutely. They have all kinds of flour.

SPEAKER_01 0:21

For the fact that Saturday's gonna be 100% sunshine at 87, you'd like ice cream.

SPEAKER_00 0:25

Oh, heck yeah, heck yeah. And they have all different kinds of things. If you're looking for something that's more um, you'd like some gummies, some sweet treats, then they have all of that, uh all of your canonies, if you will. So holy smokes, I'll be there starting at noon. And they always have some smoking deals.

SPEAKER_01 0:43

So I see what you did there.

SPEAKER_00 0:45

Yeah, pretty big grand opening. They just opened a couple weeks ago, so they're just still rolling out with all of the deals for you. And I'll see you guys on Saturday at Holy Smokes. Now I have Would You Rathers that you're gonna love.

SPEAKER_01 0:57

Oh, we haven't done a would you rather in forever.

SPEAKER_00 1:00

I know. And some of these are a little spicy. If they are, I'll give you an advanced note.

SPEAKER_01 1:04

Okay, we'll let you know.

SPEAKER_00 1:05

But I'm gonna word it in a way that I think it'll be okay. Would you rather get a late night come over text and regret it later? Or never get it at all and always wonder.

SPEAKER_01 1:18

Uh, you'd have to go with the uh get it and then regret it later. Oh, really? Yeah, because it it's the I mean, it is there anything like I've never won really anything in the lottery other than like maybe 10 bucks. Uh-huh. It's sort of in that same zone of like, yeah, what's that feeling to like get like, I don't know, a thousand dollars off a scratcher one time.

SPEAKER_00 1:40

I don't want to have the see, I'd rather do the always wonder because when I regret something, it sticks with me way too long. I'm too analytical about it, and I really don't like to hang on to emotional data.

SPEAKER_01 1:51

Don't you don't you feel like it well, I mean, it was just a quickie. Right?

SPEAKER_00 1:56

A quickie for you, but for me, it's living up here. It's like taking up so much right.

SPEAKER_01 2:01

The one that came over, get over it.

SPEAKER_00 2:02

I know, and I regret it.

SPEAKER_01 2:04

Oh, God.

SPEAKER_00 2:05

Okay, would you rather have insane chemistry with someone emotionally unavailable? Oh, I hate this so much. Excuse me. Or average chemistry with someone who's obsessed with you.

SPEAKER_01 2:17

Hold on, give me that one more time.

SPEAKER_00 2:19

This is tough. Would you rather have insane chemistry with someone emotionally unavailable? Or average chemistry with someone who's obsessed with you?

SPEAKER_01 2:29

I don't like the idea of the obsession. That can cross into an area that is um creepy. Real creepy or dangerous in that. I mean, you know, because the first one, say the first one again, it's phrased this.

SPEAKER_00 2:44

Would you rather have insane chemistry with someone emotionally available? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, unavailable, yes.

SPEAKER_01 2:50

Yeah. Or a oh. If I had to choose, if you had to choose, that's the one. Because the other one could get real weird real quick.

SPEAKER_00 2:57

And I feel like I could be okay with just a friendship. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:02

Most people So they give you that late-night call, then you're gonna regret it.

SPEAKER_00 3:06

Oh my gosh. Um, would you rather accidentally like an ex's post from 2017? Oh my gosh, this sounds like such a mean thing. Or accidentally send a risky selfie to the wrong group chat.

SPEAKER_01 3:17

Oh, you don't want to send a risky selfie. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_00 3:22

You know what? I think everyone stalks everyone. So I'm fine with that. Yeah. Yeah, I'm totally fine with that.

SPEAKER_01 3:27

That's it.

SPEAKER_00 3:28

Okay, would you rather be the hottest person in the room but have zero game? Scott's life.

SPEAKER_01 3:35

I mean, my God, you just describe me.

SPEAKER_00 3:37

Or average looking, but dangerously good at flirting. Oh, I'm picking the second one.

SPEAKER_01 3:42

Well, because you like the idea of the flirt. I do. You like the flirt game. I do. There's a lot of women that are like that. They like the flirt game, but the guy's really like, you know, he's Shrek. Yes. But if Shrek can flirt.

SPEAKER_00 3:53

Oh my god, don't you love it when you see a couple and you're like, these two things don't work.

SPEAKER_01 3:57

Yes, but because he's got the game and he can flirt, and that annoys me. I prefer the hottest thing in the room, but no game. Because I know you're all looking at me at some point. Yeah, but then I have seen those trolls pick up women, and I'm like, how did the human cigarette just walk out the bar with three girls? Yeah, and you know what they're going to do. This guy has no job, has literally seven kids already with five different women. That's right. Probably pays 110% of his his annual income to child support. He's got that. But yet he's got all the game.

SPEAKER_00 4:30

Yes, yes. That is I have loved this exact description since I was in high school because I used, and I've mentioned this so many times before. Why was I attracted to this guy who lived in it's called the Swamps? Yeah, which was like the rough neighborhood. And I this guy had he had the jeans where his butt was hanging out the back. Uh huh. He carried a jug of iced tea everywhere. He had that, he had that A-frame t-shirt, and I just loved him so much. And I think he knew it too. Yeah. And why? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 4:59

Probably just by looking at somebody, he it's like flirting. And he's like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 5:05

Yes, panties are dropping. For what reason? He probably doesn't even have a job now.

SPEAKER_01 5:10

Probably not.

SPEAKER_00 5:10

Okay, let me give you one more.

SPEAKER_01 5:12

He inherited the trailer from his mom.

SPEAKER_00 5:14

Would you just because she died of lung cancer?

SPEAKER_01 5:17

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 5:18

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 5:19

Winston paid for her funeral.

SPEAKER_00 5:21

Would you rather have a voice note of your worst flirty attempt leaked? Or, ooh, your search history read out loud at brunch. I can already tell you mine. I'm gonna say I want the voice note leaked. Because if you see my search history, you're gonna be like, she is dumb. She is literally the dumbest person I've ever seen in my life. Why did she just Google that?

SPEAKER_01 5:46

I don't know. And honestly, I guess I could take the uh voice memo um uh leaked out too, because I mean the way you blast on me sometimes on this show, there's no hope for me. Yesterday, I mean you would love to hear you flirt.

SPEAKER_00 6:00

I don't even know what it sounds like. Um uh that's what it sounds like.