SPEAKER_00 0:00

You struck an interesting chord with a lot of people with your would you rather? And this was a this was a good round of Would You Rather. You found some really good ones.

SPEAKER_01 0:07

So many. So I guess we'll try to go from the bottom here.

SPEAKER_00 0:10

And you may have to reread some as you're reading the responses, but that's okay. We can rip through these really quick.

SPEAKER_01 0:15

Okay. So one of them talked about being obsessed. So let's pluck out those two. It was um oh wait, where's oh here it is. Would you rather have insane chemistry with someone emotionally unavailable or average chemistry with someone who's obsessed with you? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:33

And the word obsessed, excuse me, becomes scary.

SPEAKER_01 0:36

Yeah, but I I like this. I like this answer. This person said obsessed. I want my men yearning.

SPEAKER_00 0:42

My fear is the obsession would go the wrong way, and next thing you know, it would be you'd be strapped to a bed somewhere, you know, like in misery.

SPEAKER_01 0:51

Oh my god. Okay. Now let's go to the one about average looking. Hold on a second. Let me find this one. There's so many of them that I'm like I'm trying to be about wrong.

SPEAKER_00 1:00

This is very interesting. The way people respond.

SPEAKER_01 1:03

Okay, hold on a second. Bum bum bum. Where's the average one? Shoot. Shoot. Where is the it was just average looking?

SPEAKER_00 1:10

That's what uh the answer was. They said it was from 1835.

SPEAKER_01 1:14

I know, but I'm trying to find the I'm trying to find the would you rather Okay, I found it.

SPEAKER_00 1:19

Oh, there it is.

SPEAKER_01 1:19

Would you rather be the hottest person in the room but have zero game? Or average looking but dangerously good at flirting? I like the average thing. I know that like my look isn't everyone's cup of tea, so I'm fine with being average. I actually don't want to be hot. There's nothing about being hot that's appealing to me.

SPEAKER_00 1:38

I like, I'd rather just be Does anybody else want me to save that recording?

SPEAKER_01 1:46

Um and then wait, wait. Uh is there another one? Oh, wait, wait, wait. Um Okay, voice note versus search history. Yes. So let me pull that one up. Would you rather have a voice note of your worst flirty attempt leaked? Or your search history read out loud at brunch? And the text that came in was voice note, my search history has the most simple, dumbest stuff on it.

SPEAKER_00 2:11

They're right there with you. You admitted it. You said people will think I'm an idiot. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 2:15

And I will just for some reason I'm I I think it's because like I don't trust myself. And then I'm like, let me just, just in case.

SPEAKER_00 2:23

Let's just make sure that's what that is.

SPEAKER_01 2:25

Also, we talked about chart my fart, and this was this is this new app where it literally charts how many times you fart in a day.

SPEAKER_00 2:34

It'll track it for you, I assume. You don't have to like tap a button on your smartwatch. Right, right, right. It'll just when it happens.

SPEAKER_01 2:40

It's kind of like the bird app. I can't believe I'm explaining this.

SPEAKER_00 2:43

What happens if you're walking through Walmart and I hit the aisle where that fat guy just crop dusted the aisle? Will it register as though I did it? Or is it gonna be like, you know, stranger danger, stranger danger?

SPEAKER_01 2:55

That's a great question. Thank you. Because you know. And what I said that it's about an average of five farts a day, right? And where do you put the sensor? Well, hold on. I we have three texts on this. Five times. My fiance definitely has a thousand gold medals then.

SPEAKER_00 3:09

That's the sound right there of it going off. Here's another.

SPEAKER_01 3:12

I've been up for two hours and I've already surpassed their average number of farts. Wait, one more? This is from Amanda. You guys, I laughed way too hard at the chart your fart thing when you played the different sounds. I snort laughed in my car on the way to work, and now my makeup is running. Thanks for that.

SPEAKER_00 3:28

You're welcome. And also, by the way, this is the one you don't want to trust.

SPEAKER_01 3:32

Nope. Don't drink smooth moves tea. Just don't do it.

SPEAKER_00 3:36

Two, one, you're listening to Scott and Allie. Scott and Allie's big three.

SPEAKER_01 3:41

The U.S. Space Agency said that Randy Bresnik, commander, Luca Paramatano, pilot, Frank Rubio, and Andre Douglas will launch an Earth orbit next year as the crucial next step, step, excuse me, to putting humans back on the moon in 2028.

SPEAKER_00 3:56

I watched them announce the astronauts yesterday. It was really pretty thrilling. Oh my gosh, I love it.

SPEAKER_01 4:05

It was really a very cool. I don't know why. It's the same thing that I want to happen every single time I walked into the studio. Where's my entrance music? It's like being in a baseball. It's like when you're at a baseball game and certain players have the different entrance music. He has a different music. I want that. That hypes you up so much. I know, it's a hype hype. You're right, it is. And the U.S. military launched self-defense strikes against Iranian targets last night in retaliation for the dow of a U.S. Army Apache helicopter, which was struck by an Iranian drone. And President Trump said the downning of that Apache wasn't a big deal. And then its two crew members were safe and unhurt. And U.S. home sales jumped more than expected in May, which is kind of a sign that buyers are like, okay, mortgages are getting higher. You gotta do get to that point. I I bought a house in November, right? And it was me buying my last house compared to this house. I'm like, oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_00 5:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:02

How did that in two years? How did these prices jump? Where you go, this is the bottom line now. There's nothing you can do about it.

SPEAKER_00 5:08

I actually have the best pickup line. Well, not that I'm looking to get anybody, but just reminded me because 3386 also sent a uh likely flirting line. I'll read to you in a minute here, but I got the best, I got the best one, and it deals with mortgages.

SPEAKER_01 5:22

Okay, go ahead.

SPEAKER_00 5:23

I got a 3.25 interest rate.

SPEAKER_01 5:26

Let's go, baby. That is a great pickup line. Because mine is, oh not 3.25. No, I think mine's 5.25. Here it is. Like, this is like this is the stuff you have to disclose early on. And I had to like disclose this early to Zach when I first met him. I'm like, well, I took the 15 year, and so now I have a really high mortgage and blah, blah, blah. Like I'm broke as a joke. Anyway, that's all. There's the big three.

SPEAKER_00 5:55

There's uh then uh Doug uh sent over Scott flirting. Wanna see my phaser?

SPEAKER_01 6:02

That's Scott Flirting. That's exactly what it sounds like.

SPEAKER_00 6:04

I mean, it sounds so much smoother to go 3.25 interest rate.

SPEAKER_01 6:08

When you were flirting with Tiffany, did you have did you have the sound effects on your phones when you guys were on your date? You could just hit the soundboard.

SPEAKER_00 6:15

Oh, absolutely. I was ready to go at any given moment. Hey, you know what I'm thinking, right? So she's like, right.

SPEAKER_01 6:21

So that way she she really knew what you were thinking.

SPEAKER_00 6:24

Yeah, right. Doesn't everybody?

unknown 6:27

Yes.