SPEAKER_01 0:00

I knew you were gonna get a level of support on this. I don't wanna downplay the texts that are gonna be coming in here, but I still feel there's a critical error that was made with what you described. But before we do that, before we we come back to that, we must do a birthday song because we have uh we have let's see, this came in from a birthday.

SPEAKER_00 0:19

I also have a shout out too. My my friend Greta had messaged me and she said she's in the car after 7:45. So I wanted to shout out to her. I heard her coworker listen every single day.

SPEAKER_01 0:30

Oh, God bless you.

SPEAKER_00 0:32

Babe, I will absolutely shout you out. Babe. But you're up to that level. Babe! I'll shout you out, babe. Absolutely. Uh what do you say? Uh homie, homie.

SPEAKER_01 0:42

Oh, yeah, that's me. Those that just trickles right out of my lips.

SPEAKER_00 0:46

Homie, I'll give you a shout out. I love a good homie. I love a good homes. So Greta and Brooke, hey, hi, my hi guy.

SPEAKER_01 0:53

I've been on the my guy kick.

SPEAKER_00 0:55

My guy?

SPEAKER_01 0:56

I love the my guy. The my guy goes a couple ways. If you do something really stupid, you can be like, uh, smooth one there, my guy. Or you, you know, if it's a good way of doing something, be like, hey, my guy, how you doing?

SPEAKER_00 1:07

Growing up, my dad always said brother, and I always thought that was really weird, but now I do brother.

SPEAKER_01 1:12

So did Hulk Hogan. I what you gonna do? What you gonna do, brother?

SPEAKER_00 1:18

My dad, we would go well, so you know, we grew up in a really tight-knit church, and so he would come up with a lot of brothers. Lots of brothers and sisters. Yeah, he would he would shake everyone's hand as soon as he would get in, right? As soon as he would get in, he'd be like, Brother Rick, what's up, brother? I'm like, how many times are we gonna say brother? Brother, brother, brother. Oh, I was at the gym the other day. This guy brought three times, four times, in the just his greeting. He's like, hey, bruh, bruh, what's up, bruh? Whoa. Sorry. Okay. Hey, bro, dude. I would have died. I I don't think he knows anything else to say. Uh anyway, this is uh Chantel.

SPEAKER_01 2:02

Hey, brah, brah. Hey brah brah brahes. Um Chantel texted. She said, Can you guys uh give the girls uh doing the uh Miss Colonial Days pageant tonight in pay to post? I guess we're giving them a shout-out. I'm sorry, I thought it was gonna be a birthday thing. Oh, well, I think this is your pageant's on. It isn't very long. Hey!

SPEAKER_00 2:27

And did you know my system? Did you know they're doing fireworks over there on Saturday? I did see that.

SPEAKER_01 2:32

How come all the years we did fireworks? It was colonial days. I don't remember fireworks, did you?

SPEAKER_00 2:40

No. But it's been a long time since we've done it. But Zach lives in that general neighborhood, so I'm super stoked because we're gonna go and watch fireworks on Saturday. And you know what we're gonna do during the day? Saturday. What's that, bruh? Yes, brother. Okay, sister. Nobody ever calls me sister, sister.

SPEAKER_01 3:00

And I also don't really reek of the religious sister look.

SPEAKER_00 3:04

Another one that I really like is this is a southern one. My mom's best friend calls everyone sis or sissy. And I love when when I see Janet, her name's Janet. When I see Janet, she's like, Hi, Sissy, how are you? Oh, that's cute. Haven't seen you in such a long time. Anyway, um, Pride. Pride is uh Saturday and Corning.

SPEAKER_01 3:24

Oh, so wait, you just mixed a lot together. You were super excited. Are you super excited? Because you're gonna see the fireworks at gay people. Like, there was a whole lot mixed into this, bruh. So I can't have a hard time keeping up with you.

SPEAKER_00 3:37

Here's how it goes Saturday, holy smokes, moon to two. Okay. You guys all come out to that for the grand opening. I'll I'll be there. Then your brother and your sister. Gonna stop in at Pride and Corning.

SPEAKER_01 3:49

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 3:49

Then Fireworks Colonial Day Saturday night. Yeah, I got you.

SPEAKER_01 3:53

Now it all made sense. See, now when you laid the timeline out, you got me. There you go. In the minute there, I'm like, you're watching gay fireworks? What's happening here? I don't know what's going on.

SPEAKER_00 4:02

What did I say the other day about watching fireworks? You always need the oohs and the ahs. Ooh.

SPEAKER_01 4:10

Well, all right. Did you want to quickly read the text on your uh I'm sitting in my car at the parking lot at work? Do you even tap on the window for anything?

SPEAKER_00 4:18

Yes. And here is what TK Teat says. What a fun username.

SPEAKER_01 4:24

It's a great username.

SPEAKER_00 4:25

If I'm in my car, don't come bother me. Okay. Unless it's on fire. Right. Then Brianna wrote, with Allie, if I'm in my personal space, leave me alone. Especially if I'm downing some trash food for lunch that I specifically chose to eat in my car.

SPEAKER_01 4:40

Didn't want to see the uh five guys running down your chin in the office.

SPEAKER_00 4:44

Right. So no one's bothering me. Then we have this one. Oh, from your girlfriend. If I'm going to go out to my car to take a break or eat a lunch, I'll move my car to a farther parking spot. See?

SPEAKER_01 4:53

Really? Yes. That you're telling people, I need my space. When you're in your own space, you're still, you're still giving me the uh cue to be like, bye, Allie, or hey, did you get the phone call? Okay, good. All right, see you bye. I mean, now if you're weeping in your car, obviously I'm not gonna walk over because nobody wants to deal with that.

SPEAKER_00 5:17

No, I could see somebody from this office, or maybe your office, coming up.

unknown 5:21

Are you okay?

SPEAKER_01 5:22

No, you know what? Okay, I figured it out. Don't show me your fake sympathy. You don't give two asses.

SPEAKER_00 5:26

Here's what I should do then. If if if I'm gonna move my car, I might as well print out on a sheet of paper, tape it to my car window, do not disturb. No, why do you gotta be passive aggressive, bruh? It's not passive aggressive, it's saying do not disturb. Passive aggressive, bruh.

SPEAKER_01 5:42

It's that's passive aggressive.

SPEAKER_00 5:44

It's communicating.

SPEAKER_01 5:44

No, it's no, you know what? So are the double middle figures I'm giving you. But that's aggressive.

SPEAKER_00 5:50

Passive aggressive is going to the back of the parking lot.

SPEAKER_01 5:52

If I say it's not that you no, it is not. If you're in your same spot that you always are, you are a level of fair game unless I see you weeping in there, in which case I can't deal with that.