SPEAKER_00 0:00

You know the you know the song There's a Skeeter on my Peter knock it off?

SPEAKER_01 0:05

Yes, it's actually a Skeeter on my Wiener Knock It Off. Oh it's not my it's not my Peter? No, there's a dozen on my cousin and you can hear those suckers buzzing. There is one on my wiener knock it off. Now, if you really uh want to switch it up and make it even dirtier, there is the uh there's a uh you can hear those suckers buzzing. Yeah could be uh though that line can be have an alternate word for sucker. Rhymes with it. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Depends on the group you're with. If you're with the kids and you're just trying to get them laugh, there's a skeeter on your wiener, knock it off. There's a dozen on your cousin, you can hear those suckers buzzing. Uh-huh. There's a skeeter on my wiener. Or your wiener, knock it off. Whatever. Whose wiener is it on? I don't know, but don't knock it off mine, because now all of a sudden I'm getting phone calls from uh, you know, law offices that I don't need.

SPEAKER_00 0:51

When you say the word you don't ever say like skeeter unless you're singing the song.

SPEAKER_01 0:56

There's a skeeter on your wiener or mine or whatever.

SPEAKER_00 0:59

Do you call it, is it?

SPEAKER_01 1:00

I love how we're making this sound so official.

SPEAKER_00 1:02

Mosquito? Or do you say it's a mosquito? A mosquito? Yeah. That mosquito is. Like mo from The Simpsons. Or the uh or the taco place. Or mosquitoes home goods.

SPEAKER_01 1:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:16

Is it mosquito? Is it mosquito?

SPEAKER_01 1:20

Oh, I use mosquito.

SPEAKER_00 1:21

I'm a mos, or is it mosquito?

SPEAKER_01 1:25

I don't ever go, uh, there's a mosquito on your arm. Can I knock that mosquito off? Now, if I want to find sound fancy at the winery, I'll say something like, uh, do you have a mosquito? It's a little different, though. Totally different. Uh no, I I mean, well, technically it's mo because it's M-O-S. Right. It's mo. But why are we saying ma? Ma. Well, there's a mosquito on you. Ma, gets you. I guess that oh, really, we all drag drug it out to an A where it's a mosquito. It should be mo. Yeah, but that sounds really weird. That's like saying you're going to McDonald's. No, it's McDonald's.

SPEAKER_00 2:02

Well, it wouldn't be McDonald's because it's just M C, not M A.

SPEAKER_01 2:05

I don't know why some people say McDonald's. It's the, you know.

SPEAKER_00 2:08

I don't know either.

SPEAKER_01 2:09

But you you've heard it.

SPEAKER_00 2:10

So you guys on our text, is it mo for you or is it Ma. Ma. Mo or Ma. Ma. Ma.

SPEAKER_01 2:17

Ellie, you have a mo Skeeto on you.

SPEAKER_00 2:20

It feels so weird. I do feel weird. I'd rather just say Skeeter. You know what doesn't sound weird? What?

SPEAKER_01 2:26

There's a skeeter on my wiener knocking off. Woo! There's a skeeter on my wiener knocking off. There's a dozen on my cousin. You can hear them suckers, buzz, and there's a skeeter on my wiener nuggets off. Woo woo! That just happened, and I don't know why.