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This, my friends, is an exciting morning on the Scott and Allie show. And why you asked? Why? Because Allie has jail man! Yes!

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It has been in a minute, and I think I know why. It's because it came from Attica now. So they obviously got a transfer.

SPEAKER_00 0:19

Oh, yeah, they went from the hill over to the Attica.

SPEAKER_02 0:21

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

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Hard and criminal right here.

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You know what the thing is? It's I get jail mail from a couple regulars. Still can't spell my name right.

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Like No one can spell your name right. Come on. You're just A L L Y, not A-L-L-I-E. A L L I.

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A-L-L-E-E-E. Don't tell me that they don't have the internet in jail. I know that you can get on our social Scott and Alley show on Instagram. I'm sure they're following us. Well, if you're an annequette.

SPEAKER_00 0:50

If you're an adiquette, you gotta be listening somehow. Exactly. Is that a cell phone in your rear end that you uh just, you know, stream us every morning? They all have cell phones.

SPEAKER_02 0:58

They all have cell phones and toilet wine. Okay. So this one comes from, let's see, how long did it take to get here? Oh, they wrote it on the 9th.

SPEAKER_00 1:08

Oh, that's only days ago. That's alarming.

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And they start with, hey, big Allie.

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We said it Friday.

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Yes. Yes.

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Just talked about the fact, don't call her Big Allie.

SPEAKER_02 1:21

Do not call me Big Anything. Like no woman wants that. That they wrote, I miss you. As if we have a relationship, as if we've cuddled, as if we've we've Well, maybe they don't have a cell phone in their rectum.

SPEAKER_00 1:32

Damn near killed a p and uh, you know, are uh listening to us through the cheeks.

SPEAKER_02 1:37

Wait, hold on a second. They said, What have you been up to? Hope you're chilling and discontinued wasting your money on attending your friends' weddings.

SPEAKER_00 1:46

Well, this is an old criminal because you haven't done all your friends' weddings in about 15 years.

SPEAKER_02 1:51

Uh, right. I was at one of my friends' weddings last year. Uh no, two. My friend Sarah, my friend Sarah and Christy both got married last year.

SPEAKER_00 1:59

Your phase of weddings where literally you were broke was circa 2008.

SPEAKER_02 2:04

Oh, totally. And then also tell Scott what's up.

SPEAKER_00 2:07

Oh, what's up to you?

SPEAKER_02 2:08

They said, I'm kind of super busy, Allie.

SPEAKER_00 2:10

Oh. I mean, we're making license plates.

unknown 2:12

I know. With what?

SPEAKER_00 2:13

Work in the commissary.

SPEAKER_02 2:14

What would you be busy with? Kitchen duty? So they said I have to keep this extremely short, but uh basically you have your own line. Oh, baby.

SPEAKER_00 2:24

What does that mean?

SPEAKER_02 2:25

Uh apparently I could totally just get in, you know, and and talk to them directly, I guess. I don't know. Oh, all right. Then they left me their information. Thank you very much. And that that's it? I mean, there's more, but it's just gobbledygook.

unknown 2:36

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 2:37

Nothing juicy? No, not really. This person seems like they're in a cult. I also wonder every single time I I pick up jail mail, is there anthrax on this? No, they don't have that in the jail. It feels a little filmy.

SPEAKER_00 2:50

Oh, it doesn't feel a little gritty. Yes. Yeah.

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And like if I start coughing, just call. Call 911, okay? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:57

He's already in jail for murder, so what's next?

SPEAKER_02 2:59

Speaking of jail, the saddest news came out. Yeah. Jelly roll filed for divorce from his wife Bunny XO. I can't say that I'm terribly shocked about it, to be totally honest.

SPEAKER_00 3:10

I'm not. And because here's the thing.

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They always seem so, so, so in love. Um, here's the thing. What's the thing?

SPEAKER_00 3:17

Jelly roll. Jelly. Jelly roll. Um Bunny is a lot.

SPEAKER_02 3:24

And yeah, but that's what I like about her.

SPEAKER_00 3:26

Yes, but bunnies a lot, jelly rolls a lot.

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Sometimes we've talked about this. You can't have two, you can't have two a lot people together.

SPEAKER_00 3:36

Yeah, they're both, they're both heavy duty.

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And uh This is why Scott's up here, Tiffany's down here.

SPEAKER_00 3:42

I mean, I divorced the one that was a lot, remember? Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 3:49

I'm devastated.

unknown 3:51

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 3:52

Jelly, Jelly, Jelly. You're devastated. When I heard this news, I couldn't believe it. I thought you guys, I mean you guys have supported each other through the world.

SPEAKER_01 4:04

Jenny Rowe was saved by Bernie X now, Bernie X, but I actually failed. Yeah. You wanna know why? Why? That bitch can't stop reminding me. She saved me. I can't take it anymore. Jenny Row has lost 27500 pounds. And I can't take it anymore.

SPEAKER_02 4:21

What happened to the IVF battle that you guys have been going through?

SPEAKER_01 4:26

Uh, that failed.

SPEAKER_02 4:28

Yes, I know. Jenny Roll. Is that was that was that the failure?

SPEAKER_01 4:31

No, I believe the failure here is all of a sudden like I don't know if I surprised. Jelly Rolls Alone. I'm gonna be the bachelor page.

SPEAKER_02 4:45

I I heard that you cheated back in the day.

SPEAKER_01 4:49

Well, see, Jelly Roll, here's the thing. Jelly Roll back in the day had a little lifestyle, okay? But then, you know, Buddy XO saved him. Right? I don't know. I gotta give credit what credit is due. Which is shocking in itself. And then, you know, and but then I went on this journey. I went on this journey, LP. Come with me, L. I'm on a journey. Everybody's gotta be on a journey, and Jelly Roll is on a journey. Ha ha ha. And now look at me. I can see my wiener. Okay. So first time, like, I don't know, 20 years.

SPEAKER_02 5:19

This is what I was I was coming to was that now you've lost all this weight. Do you feel like you can get every uh every bunny in the the in the in on the farm?

SPEAKER_01 5:30

No, see, jelly roll is just a little bit put off at the fact that, you know, uh Jelly Roll is I'm the man of the house and I should be making the money. And Bunny X so extremely successful. And God bless. But she also a lot too. But my God, I'm gonna miss that bosom. I know. I can no longer go back home and go.

SPEAKER_02 5:53

Do I think she's the prettiest woman in Hollywood? I sure do.

SPEAKER_01 5:56

Well, yeah, she's a beautiful girl. And she did save me. Just ask her. She'll tell you. She'll she'll let you know.

SPEAKER_02 6:01

I just hope that you guys can find a way to get back together.

SPEAKER_01 6:04

I don't know if we'll get back together, but Jelly Row, I don't know if I should cry or what.

SPEAKER_02 6:09

I mean, I I think you already are.

SPEAKER_01 6:10

I know why.

SPEAKER_02 6:11

You can cry some more.

SPEAKER_01 6:14

Crying your soup? I need a hug. Come on, Jelly Roll, don't get a hug no more for Buddy X. Oh, you can at least lead it to get my Oh, that's nice. Jelly Rolls doing better now. I'll keep you up. Get a little busty. I'll let you know what happens.

SPEAKER_02 6:30

Alright, thanks.