SPEAKER_00 0:00

I'm about 76 and just sunny today.

SPEAKER_01 0:02

Oh, it's gonna be nice. That's perfect. I actually have I won't be able to go outside till after like four. I have some appointments today, but one of them is that red infrared sauna at Allison Aesthetics. Oh, you're doing that? Oh, I love this thing. Anytime I go, if I go out of town, it is a recharge for me because I sweat out all the bad stuff. Maybe you should get one in your house. Why when I can just go to Allison Aesthetics? It's literally two seconds away.

SPEAKER_00 0:26

No, I know, but you know, they I think they sell them. I mean, you know, I think so.

SPEAKER_01 0:30

I think yeah, I think Hasselson's does. But I have this thing, and I don't know, I don't want to take you into it, but one of my girlfriends asked me if she could go with me, and I'm like, yeah, of course. But then I realized I always sit in there naked, so I'm like, oh I'm gonna I'm gonna have to put a robe on it.

SPEAKER_00 0:44

Really sweating all the spots.

SPEAKER_01 0:46

Yeah, oh I sure do. Would you ever sit in naked in a like let's say you and Terry, you and Terry are gonna go into the infrared sauna. You know how like some dudes will like sit in a sauna? Would you ever sit in a sauna with Terry naked?

SPEAKER_00 0:58

Nobody sits in the male sauna naked. I can tell you back in the day.

SPEAKER_01 1:02

Is this just a movie thing?

SPEAKER_00 1:03

Yes. When I when I back in healthworks days when I used to go there with Rick all the time, some sometimes we'd go, you know, take a sweat, if you will.

SPEAKER_01 1:11

I'm just picturing, I'm sorry. Picturing you in a sauna just is so comical to me. Yeah. You always have a towel on.

SPEAKER_00 1:18

Uh guys have towels. You do understand that women freely will nudify themselves anywhere, anytime, anywhere. And then you try to pass it off on your offspring. You're like, well, just change your pants right here. I'm in the middle of Clemens Center Parkway, crossing to go into the uh Clemens Center, and you're like, you want me to change my pants right here?

SPEAKER_01 1:39

This is such a gale thing. Why do women do that? What? Back it was Macy's, you know, you'd be in Macy's. Oh, God, and my my mom would be like, Well, just go hide behind the rack. Exactly. And I say, Mom, like, this isn't gonna fit over my shirt. I know, take your shirt off. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:52

Take it off.

SPEAKER_01 1:54

How do how do why why do women, you know And I don't have kids, but I don't think I would put my kids through that.

SPEAKER_00 2:01

Would you I would never do that to them? Thank you. I might tell Gavin, I might, yeah, I might tell Gavin to throw it on over his shirt, uh-huh, but that's just a test run.

SPEAKER_01 2:11

It's so funny because I've been with girlfriends before. You might be at like TJ Maxx, and you're like, just try it on over, just right here. And now I've turned into Gail because now I'm pressuring my girlfriends to just try things on over top of it.

SPEAKER_00 2:22

All this for the maxi dress that's trying to make it come back, and you're like, that means I have to get totally out of everything right here in the middle of the racks. Uh-huh. But you women can do it. You can be naked anywhere. Boobs out, doesn't phase anybody.

SPEAKER_01 2:34

I was thinking about asking Sonia.

SPEAKER_00 2:35

But then God forbid we look at your chest too long.

SPEAKER_01 2:37

Well, I'm sorry, you changed right in the middle of TJ Maxx. T's out. But I think that there's also the naked friend, because I'm the naked friend, right? Like I uh my friends have seen me just uh I mean, naked all of them.

SPEAKER_00 2:49

Strictly more undressed than dressed.

SPEAKER_01 2:51

Right, exactly, exactly. And I think nothing of it. But then today I was like, well, I'll see if Sonia wants to go and sit in the sauna with me. She's not necessarily she's really not the naked friend.

SPEAKER_00 3:01

She's not the naked friend.

SPEAKER_01 3:02

So I would be naked and she would be clothed. Like this is awkward.

SPEAKER_00 3:06

Actually, this does bring me to a question. What? Okay, so for a guy to wear a towel in the sauna, the way Rick and I used to back in the day. Absolutely. Sitting in the sauna just sweating it out.

SPEAKER_01 3:16

Talking about the bills. Holy crap, it's hot.

SPEAKER_00 3:18

Yeah. Um we only have to cover a specific area. Right. You know, I mean, it's not Brace down. Right. Y'all got, you know, if you don't want to be naked in a sauna, I mean, you can't go in in a bathrobe. My God, you'll get a heat stroke. Exactly. You have to have, what do you do? Towel from the boobs down? So they've got these towel wraps. Not that you know, because you're going, you're already naked crossing the parking lot getting into the damn place. Oh, Allison is hey, don't mind Allie. Two o'clock this afternoon, you see somebody walking naked across the parking lot. I'm ready for my appointment, guys. She's going into the sauna. Don't worry about it. But what do you do in there?

SPEAKER_01 3:54

Like, you've got a lot more to cover. Um, they have these towel wraps, but I don't like them. I think if I if I went with Sonya today, she would probably wear the wrap, right? That's just who she is. Which is ironic because she looks at Vijay J's all day long. Anyway, she's a professional waxer.

SPEAKER_00 4:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:12

So I think what I would do is you got one of two choices, that or a gyno. Right on the side. Uh, I think what I would do is I would probably also go waist down. But then what what's the point? She's the person that waxes me. Like she literally has seen everything.

SPEAKER_00 4:28

Like that shouldn't be. Yes, her. I'm saying, but for the person that doesn't want to be as exposed and freely out there.

SPEAKER_01 4:35

You would do the wrap towel.

SPEAKER_00 4:37

So you're you wouldn't, as a woman, get as much steam everywhere. No. You just get hot there.

SPEAKER_01 4:42

I know. And that's why I don't like that's what I don't like about it. All right. If you if you're gonna go with me as a friend, I'm gonna be naked. Which is why I'm not inviting Scott.

SPEAKER_00 4:52

I was gonna say, I'm gonna add this to the list. 3386, you've got the list of things that we shouldn't do on the show. Please add this immediately to the list.

SPEAKER_01 4:59

Naked infrared sauna.

SPEAKER_00 5:00

Yes.