SPEAKER_01 0:00

Before we get far, I want to make sure that everyone is aware of this. So uh shockingly, next week is last week of June. Yeah, baby. I'm sorry. What? The last week of June already is next week.

SPEAKER_00 0:11

So much is happening, too.

SPEAKER_01 0:14

Well, the we we of course have party in the park, which we'll talk more about that coming up. I want to make sure you guys are signed in for our Happy Holidays round two. And what this is, it's a haul. Like, you know, well, like, you know, when you move down south, your U-Hall becomes a y'all haul. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 0:29

Or if you like go to the store and buy a bunch of clothes, you're getting a clothing haul. There you go. A grocery haul.

SPEAKER_01 0:34

Well, that's what it is this time. $200 in groceries. And you could be one of the winners of this. Now think about this. Last week of June means 4th of July and cookouts is right after like right after that.

SPEAKER_00 0:48

I've already been asked to bring my broccoli salad to our 4th of July party that we're going to.

SPEAKER_01 0:53

So yeah, we're now that I know that you make it, maybe you could bring one tomorrow.

SPEAKER_00 0:56

Oh my God. I make such uh what do I got? What do I got going on? Oh, I actually don't have anything going on tonight.

SPEAKER_01 1:02

Maybe you can make one.

SPEAKER_00 1:03

Like I need you to fart more than you do. Clean it out. Just get it out. I'm on fire today. Here we go. I don't know why either.

SPEAKER_01 1:12

It's super easy to sign up. There's actually a couple ways to do this. You can do this on the app, okay? If you open up either Wink 106, Twin Tears Magic, My Radio Jams. We say all three of those stations because that's where you'll find us in the morning. We're everywhere. Yeah. And uh you can sign up there, just click on Happy Holidays. Holidays, not holidays. Holidays. And if you're already registered, boom, it's a one-click, you're in. Now, we have our websites that just took a beautiful new redesign. It looks pretty much exactly like it looks on your phone. Wow. It's great. And uh you could do it there. So if you're in front of a computer later and you're like, oh God, Scott was telling me about this. Yes. $200 in groceries.

SPEAKER_00 1:52

Oh, that would be help so much. I mean, will it take care of everything? Maybe not everything, but it'll take care of a good chunk. Especially if you're if you're a good family where everyone divvies it up, then it really helps.

SPEAKER_01 2:04

Shares a little bit of the curse.

SPEAKER_00 2:06

Right. Now, does that usually happen? No. Do you ever notice there's always one family member that takes care of everything?

SPEAKER_01 2:12

Like growing up, kind of live in that life, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:15

Yes, exactly. Sure do. And all of a sudden, like you're paying $500 and everyone's like, here's a bag of chaps. I brought some of the jello mold. We need more. Who still makes jello mold?

SPEAKER_01 2:29

What is that nasty stuff called with the whipped cream all through it? It's like a whipped cream dessert.

SPEAKER_00 2:33

Oh my god, my mom loves this. Oh god, what is that stuff called?

SPEAKER_01 2:36

It's got some funky name. It's like a fashion. I don't know. You know what I'm talking about. Yes, I do. Also, random pieces of celery and fruit in the midst of it, and you're like, what?

SPEAKER_00 2:46

You're talking about the jello and the whipped cream thing.

SPEAKER_01 2:49

Well, yeah, I think that's that's part of it too. But isn't there a version that's also very heavy duty in the whipped cream and random things in it?

SPEAKER_00 2:57

Isn't there pineapple in it? Oh, speaking of pineapple, oh my god. Bush Light wants fans to pick their next flavor. Uh oh. What more can you add to beer? Okay, we've done the apple thing, right?

SPEAKER_01 3:09

Yeah. That was damn popular. That apple uh bush light. You know what another one is? Talk about instant heartburn. It's like, let me crack the can and just instantly get heartburn.

SPEAKER_00 3:19

People love the peach as well. Peach. I was thinking, pineapple?

SPEAKER_01 3:26

Is that too old of a reference from face off?

SPEAKER_00 3:28

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 3:29

Where Nicholas Cage is like, your face is like a peach.

SPEAKER_00 3:32

Hey, hold on a second. Hold on a second. I'm gonna pick this one up. Hey, hold on a second. Do you have the answer?

SPEAKER_01 3:37

Of the uh oh Allie's answer in the phone, no.

SPEAKER_00 3:40

I thought they had the answer to the salad. That's all I was talking about.

SPEAKER_01 3:42

Oh, that whipped creamy thing? Somebody helped me out with this.

SPEAKER_00 3:45

No.

SPEAKER_01 3:47

Such hard show. I know. Hey, we're talking about this. I don't want to talk about that.

SPEAKER_00 3:51

Okay. Ambrosia! Ambrosia, you're right. Ambrosia. You were on the right path with a facasha? Yeah, I was like, is it facasha? No, that's bread.

SPEAKER_01 4:01

Yes, ambrosia. Who the hell eats that crap anymore?

SPEAKER_00 4:04

No, but ambrosia is the dumb salad. Thank you. I love that one. Then wait, hold on a second. Uh this one, good everyone. Let's get this week over. Says 1132. I told you, I'm like, what the heck day is this?

SPEAKER_01 4:16

I don't even know.

SPEAKER_00 4:17

I've been here every day. Oh, wait, and hold on a second. Thank God soccer is over.

SPEAKER_01 4:22

Yeah, well, yeah, Tiffany loves my soccer schedule.

SPEAKER_00 4:26

Um your soccer schedule is the stupidest. I mean, I'm sorry, these children, these cherubs.

SPEAKER_01 4:33

No, I'm gonna I'm gonna back you up on this a little bit. There's somebody at the board that probably is in a similar situation uh with me, where they have one kid on a younger age group of teams, and you know, then like Gavin's group, he's getting to the end of the age groups. And I'll bet you that kid uh that has a parent on the board, all their games were at the exact same place all year. Me, I've been nothing but a damn taxi. Well that's the one thing that got me this year. I'm like, we had one game where both teams are on the same uh, you know, the 352 fields. Yes. After that, well, let me go over here to horseheads while another one's in Pine Valley. Let me go over here. It's like, but I'll bet that board member you had your schedule worked out perfect.

SPEAKER_00 5:15

The crazy thing is at the beginning of the season, I remember you're like, oh yes, I can't wait to see Val and Brian and do all the these are like his soccer friends.

SPEAKER_01 5:21

Oh, it's all the adults. You get to just sit around for a minute.

SPEAKER_00 5:24

Meaning Scott's soccer friends, not Gavin's soccer friends.

SPEAKER_01 5:27

He's got his friends on the field.

SPEAKER_00 5:28

Right, exactly. So I remember at the very beginning, oh my god, I can't wait to see this person and this person and this person. And now you all are like, We're done.

SPEAKER_01 5:37

Well, you know what happens? It's the end of uh the school year. And you guys are doing everything, and everything is happening all at once. Every parent understands that the middle of May until, well, when school gets out, if you're in New York, I know MPA might be better. Um I have an idea.

SPEAKER_00 5:54

I have an idea. But I don't think parents would be down with it. I think what we should do is have like a little mini bus. And so for all the little school events that you bust the kids to the school events, this would be too much, I know I know, but hold hear me out. And then you sign up for days that you're gonna show up to stuff, like let's say t-shirt day, right? T-shirt, and Gavin or uh Scott's gonna show up for Gavin's t-shirt day, and then over here we've got um uh mom Jessica or whatever, and Jessica is gonna go to popcorn day. So that way there's like a parent that reps for everyone. It's just like one step or there's like five parents and then they cheer on. Yeah, go, Gavin. So Scott, Scott's at home.

unknown 6:41

Yeah, look at that.

SPEAKER_00 6:42

Yeah, feet up because not your day, right? Yes, it's the it's a down day. I know that Gavin probably loves seeing your face in the crowd or not.

SPEAKER_01 6:50

Oh yeah, okay, sure. Like he's never gonna admit that. Let's get real.