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Oh, this is huge.

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I mean huh.

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Twenty-four years after Goldmember hit theaters, Dr. Evil is back!

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Oh, this is so great for you because you look just like Dr. Evil when you wear your gray coat. Thank you very much. Uh, and is that a compliment?

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I don't know.

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It's a great costume for you.

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Uh, the internet is ready to hand Verizon all of its money to get Austin Powers for Green Lit. Let me explain that. Michael Myers reunited with Seth Green, Roblo, and Mindy Sterling, who's been on this show. Yeah, she has. For a new Verizon commercial, uh, directed, who cares by it's directed by anyway. Uh-huh. And of course, it's got a lot of the original characters now, and they're calling it the Menace Mobile. Now, everyone's going nuts going, it's time. This is now time for 24 years after Goldmember.

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Can I get some audio, please, and thank you.

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Well, of course. Do you? You don't.

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It's no hassle. But I'm all I'm sh. They're gonna get a I'm sh I'm just shh sh shh. Who's that? Shh.

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This is my favorite Dr.

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Scene. Let me tell you another story about a man named Shh. Even before you start. That was a preemptive sh. Just know I have a whole bag of shh with your name on it.

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I love it. It is time.

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It is so 20 minutes. This is great. Now they just dropped the trailer for Shrek 4. Uh. Is it four? Five?

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Twister five. Five Shrek 4? I don't remember now.

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Okay, the next Shrek movie, which will be coming out next year, the trailer just dropped for it. So we're living this life right now, and it's time for Austin Powers to come back. And think about this. We're in it's a spoof off James Bond, the old 60s version. Yes. We're aways from getting a new James Bond again.

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So now and who doesn't love to see a Union Jack Speedow? Because that was something that my buyers. There was an era where we were quoting movies all the time, and Austin Powers was one of them. Absolutely. You know, like you would randomly. One million dollars. Still quote it. Yes. Still quote it. Yes. When somebody asks me, um, how much money should I bring? One million dollars. Or, and and can we please bring this back? I remember randomly you'd be answering something. The answer should be yes, right? Yeah. Like, hey, Scott, would you like to come to the ice cream store with me? Oh, yes. Yes. No. At this, in this era, the Austin Powers era, I was like, yeah, baby.

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We've got to. We've got to bring him.

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It's just the fun of it. That and Napoleon Dynamite. I could quote Napoleon. I don't know if I need another one of those. Bring it back in a commercial. Let's bring it back with like Tina, come get your ham. Like, come on. I want to say Tina, come get your ham like all day long. I loved these two movies, and I remember at one point I was serving at this restaurant, this Italian restaurant called Book of the Beppo. And you said and quoted these movies so often that sometimes you would go up to a table and you'd be like, and you'd just say, Can I get another Dr. Pepper? Yeah, baby!

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I don't know. I think it's time. I think society could really use another Austin Powers movie right now. What? Hey, let me ask you a question.

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That was the perfect spot.

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I know. You didn't get it. I was waiting for you to keep going. Oh, okay, yes. Oh. So I in a few minutes. Coming up. How lazy are you without saying I'm lazy? I'll prove it to you. Yeah. Oh, this is a good one.

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When I drop the remote and I have to pick it up with my toe because I don't want to bend over.

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Don't you wish you had the damn force at that point where you were just like, I wish I could reach my hand out and it would fly into my hand. I'm like, come on, toes, do your thing. Yes. Um, stand by because I guarantee you there's someone listening to this show that would be like, I gotta have one. We're gonna find out next.