SPEAKER_01 0:00

There you go. I knew there was somebody out there that would be like, I'm on board with this. Forty-nine fifty-eight. I'm fifty-five. I would love that uh toilet to come to me.

SPEAKER_00 0:11

How can you get sexy in the same room that you took a duke in?

SPEAKER_01 0:15

You know what? It's really just getting out of bed late at night. I mean, the middle of the night, you know, sometimes you're just like, oh no.

SPEAKER_00 0:21

Why don't you just have the bed get one of those sleep numbers where it's like so you're practically standing up and then all you have to do? All you really have to do is like do a quick turn and then you can just sit right down on the throne.

SPEAKER_01 0:33

You actually just mentioned something I forgot to mention this week. Did you see the sleep number company filed for bankruptcy?

SPEAKER_00 0:39

No. Yes, they did.

SPEAKER_01 0:40

I read it earlier this week.

SPEAKER_00 0:41

Now that's interesting. Do you remember when we were at Ashley Furniture not that long ago? And I got on the bed that was like, I don't know if that was a sleep number or not, but dang. I all of a sudden was like, sign me up.

SPEAKER_01 0:55

Well, when one of our coworkers has one and uh Wendy has one. Oh, that's right. And uh she swears by it. Yeah, well, then she'll also be ordering the portable toilet. Um, but uh she she swears by it.

SPEAKER_00 1:07

She loves the thing, but yeah, apparently that uh that filed. That is for couples who don't spoon anymore.

SPEAKER_01 1:14

Because Oh, that yeah, how could you?

SPEAKER_00 1:17

Because one is like three quarters of a way, the other one's practically sitting up in their sleep. Flat as flat as a board, the other one's standing up. I have not resorted to that yet. It's not happening.

SPEAKER_01 1:28

I couldn't resort to one of those mattresses either, that you can adjust the temperature on either side. Like let's say I like it a little bit warmer. I I don't really, I mean, I don't I don't need crotch sweat in the middle of the night, but um have six dogs curl around you, you know, you're already hot. Right. But let's say I was on the okay, I'm gonna go to the cool setting. And let's say Tiffany was on the warm setting, and then suddenly I rolled over. I'm like, sweating.

SPEAKER_00 1:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:51

That's just weird.

SPEAKER_00 1:52

No, I couldn't do that either. And I know everybody says, oh, well, it's great because you like it cool, she likes it warm.

SPEAKER_01 1:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:59

But when do you guys connect? What is the middle like the normal?

SPEAKER_01 2:04

Where it's not like it does anything like a normal bed? I don't know. Oh, and then you and I were uh we were talking about how everyone's on fire wanting the next Austin Powers movie because Verizon has brought back Dr. Evil and a bunch of the original cast for a commercial. Now people are just like, we gotta have it. Well, that spawned us into movie quotes, and not a terrible idea from uh 3836. They go, I feel like you guys uh should open up a diner and call it movie quotes diner. If you guys have so much fun, you can be uh very entertaining. Any rude customers, uh, you can pull the uh shh good.

SPEAKER_00 2:42

I'm not great at movie quotes, actually. There is certain movie quotes that I will quote, but that's because you might connect. Like Scott and I could quote Austin Powers, and that would work for us, right? Oh, sure. I have uh a quote with my dad that I use, but it's a such an off-the-wall movie that nobody else would know what I was talking about. The only one I think you could do, you and I could do, that we say um at least three times a week is bend over and I'll show you.

SPEAKER_01 3:10

I mean, if you get a big tip at our diner, you could be like, I'm the king of the world. Okay, all right, show me the money. But you know, we have coworkers that are masterminds at quoting movies.

SPEAKER_00 3:21

Oh my god. Sean here it will say something and then he'll go, oh, hold on a second, and then he'll about something from grumpy old men, and I'll be like, Oh my god, I forgot that. And he'll email us the movie quote. But have you ever seen these TikToks though, where couples will reference these movie quotes? So let's say you and I are dating, and I'll say, Okay, Scott, what do you say when I say, Um, show me something, I need to see blah, blah, blah, blah. And you you'll go bend over and I'll show you.

SPEAKER_01 3:51

Right.

SPEAKER_00 3:51

There are a lot of couples, I think, have this or people will have this with somebody else, but I'm not really good at movies.

SPEAKER_01 3:58

Yeah, to do it all the time, nah, I'd have to have somebody better do it. No, I'm trying to retire Sean as a host.

SPEAKER_00 4:03

I'm trying to think of a do I have a famous movie quote that I say often?

SPEAKER_01 4:09

Not as much.

SPEAKER_00 4:10

No. I oh wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_01 4:12

Oh, wait, you got one?

SPEAKER_00 4:13

When Quinn worked here, you too always. Always. Dunke! I wanted throttle. I wanted throttle.

SPEAKER_01 4:24

Dunkey! I don't know why we did it. I don't know. You guys over into this thing. That's the limit of it. Like, I I'm not whipping out, you know, all non-stop. It's a great idea, but I don't think I have the skill set for it.

SPEAKER_00 4:36

Alright, I'm gonna do a quick quiz. Ready?

SPEAKER_01 4:37

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 4:38

All right, I'm gonna give you famous movie quotes. You tell me the movie it's from, okay? I know. This is what I'm saying. Like, I'm not good at this. Let's see.

SPEAKER_01 4:45

All right, play along, guys. You know how to text. Use the app.

SPEAKER_00 4:48

Um, oh my god, some of these are just so easy.

SPEAKER_01 4:51

Okay, well, start easy.

SPEAKER_00 4:53

You had me at hello?

SPEAKER_01 4:54

Oh, uh, that uh oh, oh, uh Jerry Maguire.

SPEAKER_00 4:57

Yep. Uh there's no place like home.

SPEAKER_01 4:59

Oh, that's the Wizard of Oz. That's so dumb.

SPEAKER_00 5:01

You're gonna need a bigger boat. Uh you know this. Oh my god, why am I drawing a blank?

SPEAKER_01 5:09

Oh, a Jaws. Mm-hmm. Took a second. Wow, that's way old.

SPEAKER_00 5:13

Oh, this one's a grill. This is a very old one, but this one still gets used all the time. Say hello to my little friend.

SPEAKER_01 5:20

Oh, Silence of the Land. No, no, um, Scarface. You got it. Sorry.

SPEAKER_00 5:26

Um, let me see if I can find one that's a little bit more current. Because some of these are oh, you can bring a side order of bacon out.

SPEAKER_01 5:38

Say hello to my little friend for our diner.

SPEAKER_00 5:42

Um, I'm the king of the world.

SPEAKER_01 5:44

Uh uh Well, I just did I just did that. Titanic.

SPEAKER_00 5:47

Yes, sorry. You did do that one.

SPEAKER_01 5:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:49

Um, let me think if let me see if I have one.

SPEAKER_01 5:52

Some of these are just some of these are are are good, but you gotta be able to go deep.

SPEAKER_00 5:57

Yeah, some of these are so old that I was like, I would never you've gotta be able to go deeper than just those.

SPEAKER_01 6:02

Yeah, right? I'll have what she's having. Yes, when Harry met Sally. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:08

Okay. That's oh, as if.

SPEAKER_01 6:12

As if. Okay, so is that clueless? Yeah. So I never saw clueless. Because I mean, why would I? I'm you know, it wasn't really my thing.

SPEAKER_00 6:19

Okay, hold on a second.

SPEAKER_01 6:20

Now I know the quote.

SPEAKER_00 6:21

Mm-hmm. Hold on a second. They only give you I'll give you one more.

SPEAKER_01 6:26

And this doesn't include you, Space Ranger? I have no idea what movie that's from, having toasted.

SPEAKER_00 6:33

Oh, oh, this one. This one is so it this is used so often. Get in loser, we're going shopping, or it'll be like get in loser, we're going to blah blah blah. Oh, I don't know that one. This was Mean Girls.

SPEAKER_01 6:45

Oh, I never saw Mean Girls either, because again.

SPEAKER_00 6:47

And I wouldn't expect you to. Yeah, exactly. See, this is why we shouldn't have this diner because we actually really suck at this game.

SPEAKER_01 6:54

I mean, unless we employ people that are really good at it, then in which case we'll just be laughing the entire time that we're like cooking or whatever.

SPEAKER_00 7:00

Yes, yes, I could do that. We could be the host and hostess, we can greet you into the restaurant. Sean's the one who's schlepping your food and giving you the movie claws.

SPEAKER_01 7:08

He's the movie quote guy. Yeah, it's better than that uh concept they had for the restaurant dicks where they were just mean to you. This could just go all over the road. I kinda like that though. Yeah, me too.