Scott & Ally on Demand

Don't hold my man's hand!

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SPEAKER_02

You know, when you work in a specific service industry, you get all the dirt.

SPEAKER_01

If you're a hairstylist, oh my hairstylist knows all those skeletons. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

And I would even go as far as saying, I think for a manicurist, you probably because you're sitting there, you're face to face, you what else are you gonna do except, you know, spill all of it, right? Right. Yes. Well that's what happened with this one. Listen to this manicurist and what she ran into. It's not it's not so much that she always gets all the dirt, it's specific to this dirt.

SPEAKER_00

I'll hold his hand for you. You don't have to touch him. How can I not touch him? I got you want me to do his nail or not? Yes, I do. That's why I'm gonna hold it for you because you don't need to be holding my boyfriend's hand. Oh my god. You want to do his his nail for him? You're a professional. You should be able to do this. There's nothing wrong with you. You got issues. You got trust issues. No, I don't. Do you look at his face? I don't not trust him. I don't trust you. What do you mean I'm married? I don't care. I have a good-looking husband. Your boyfriend looks ugly. I don't care what you do. He's not my type. That's what everybody says until you find them in bed together. If you don't trust me, you can sit here and do his own nail because that's ridiculous. And you're crazy for dating her.

SPEAKER_01

I know somebody. Holy crap! I know somebody who didn't want their significant other to go to get a massage. Because of this. Um I get it. You're naked. You're a table. You're not even. Robert Kraft has perfected this.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, you don't even have to be totally naked for the massage. No, I like to be. Well, listen, the if the wind changes direction, clothes fly off you. So don't worry about you. Um, but it it it is I I could see that being a little bit for some people, much, especially if they don't necessarily know the person. You know, like I mean, uh how many people go in and go, hey, before I get a massage, I better bring my wife with me to meet you. That doesn't really happen.

SPEAKER_01

No, and I'm here because I'm hurting, or I just need to get a kink out or relax, whatever. I don't want somebody to be like, you can't get a massage.

SPEAKER_02

I'd have been so embarrassed if that if I was that guy. I'm like, uh like I I wish I could watch this unfold because the guy I I I mean, or he's beaten to uh submission and that's what he's used to. Oh, what was that? Which actually, now that I think about it, is probably more the truth.

SPEAKER_01

Right. What's the phrase that you always say? She has my balls in her purse. Oh god, yes.