SPEAKER_02 0:00

I have to read a really funny text that came to uh that came over. So uh, you know, uh uh Mrs. Beam, uh Lydia's kindergarten teacher and better be second grade teacher again. And better be she goes uh fight for that. She's also my neighbor. She goes, I waved at you every time I see you, and half the time you look like you're lost.

unknown 0:20

This is so true.

SPEAKER_00 0:24

He has no clue what's going on. So you could you could be the bad neighbor and you don't even know it.

SPEAKER_02 0:28

Here's the thing.

SPEAKER_00 0:30

You come up right on next to Scott and he'll go, whoa! I didn't know you're right there. I'm like, I'm literally right next to him. He has no peripheral vision. So if you wave at him, you better come right up to his friends. And be like, hi, Scott!

SPEAKER_02 0:45

And you better say your name. And don't just don't pull one of these. Do you remember me? Oh my god. Do you remember the time that you waved at me from the extra parade? Yes, I do. Yes, yes, I do. I remember, and then I come up with something like I'm like, yeah, I do remember that. Oh, I remember how busy that was, that parade. Anyway, I texted her. I hate the do you remember me? Because Oh, do you remember me? No, I you know what I'm gonna start looking at people. No, I don't remember you. I have no clue who you are. I need about a thousand people a year. Who are you?

SPEAKER_00 1:24

I always wonder this too, because we do so much NASCAR stuff, that every single year I would do stuff with Brad Keslowski.

SPEAKER_02 1:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:32

And one year. Remember me? No! One year he he did say to me, he goes, Oh my god, it's you again. And I'm thinking, do you really remember me?

SPEAKER_02 1:43

No, you really quit lying to me, okay? In my defense, I responded to Kelly and I said, I don't even know what you drive anymore.

SPEAKER_00 1:53

Like you switched all your cars. And what what's your hair color? So you come on, you know. Women change it so much. Well, that's that's true too. Another guest? Who do we have now?

SPEAKER_02 2:08

Uh you are so I'm so skinny. I can see my wee wee. You look at me down to twinny. I feel great. Bunnies on her way out of the door. She talks about wheel on a podcast I don't want to know.

SPEAKER_01 2:40

I know that I got happy father's day. What's the person's name I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02 2:59

Jenny Rose is gonna cry now in honor of Father's Day. My dad used to beat my ass. It was terrible. That's why you're you're in jail. It was terrible. He used to kick me up and down and say, That's why I don't kids. I do want to help me feel good, Daddy.

SPEAKER_00 3:19

Did you did you uh did you did you hear that your daughter broke her silence about your divorce from the house?

SPEAKER_02 3:26

Oh man, what did she say? Don't tell her I said you I say, Horay, you just go ahead and be honest and tell me you tell people what you need to feel and tell me.

SPEAKER_00 3:35

Bailey Ann says, I am disgusted.

SPEAKER_02 3:37

Bailey Ann, of course it is.

SPEAKER_00 3:39

I'm disgusted by how invested everyone is in a very clearly private family matter.

SPEAKER_02 3:43

Hey Ryan, you leave Bailey Ann alone!

SPEAKER_00 3:45

Worry about your house, not mine. Not mine! What is mine? I will never I will never forget those of you who've shown me empathy when I'm seeing a lot of hate. She's a good girl. At least a good girl. You're gonna do it right for Bailey Ann. And I know she was really close to Bunny XO. Yeah. Well, maybe not so much anymore. No, I really hope they don't have to be a good one.

SPEAKER_02 4:05

No, no, no, you don't want to bring up family. No, I'm not.

SPEAKER_00 4:08

Don't make me cry. I I think it can it can be attained.

SPEAKER_02 4:13

Don't come out of it, I promise you that.

SPEAKER_00 4:15

But a happy Father's Day, Thomas.

SPEAKER_02 4:16

Thomas, yes, happy father's day for Julia.

SPEAKER_00 4:21

Julia and Jelly Roll. Oh, Julia too? Well, yeah, that's the daughter's name. Oh, hello, Julia. Jelly Roll. Julia? Julia? I love the way you say Julia Roll.

SPEAKER_02 4:32

Julia?

SPEAKER_00 4:33

You sound kind of a little Adam Sandler, eh?

SPEAKER_02 4:35

Look at look at Jelly Roll when I turned sideways.

SPEAKER_00 4:38

You can barely see me now.

unknown 4:40

I gotta go!

SPEAKER_00 4:41

Hi, Jelly Roll!