SPEAKER_03 0:01

Yeah, you're gonna want to make sure this gets to Zach because being a bird nerd, he'll have full appreciation for this.

SPEAKER_01 0:07

You know, I'm gonna go to a bird watching class with him?

SPEAKER_03 0:10

Wow.

SPEAKER_01 0:11

In July.

SPEAKER_03 0:12

Oh yeah, we're Wow, would you like to do that or take the 12-hour course to get some points shaved off your license for that speeding ticket? What sounds more exhilarating? I know.

SPEAKER_01 0:21

If I wasn't at a brewery, I would be like, no. Oh no!

SPEAKER_03 0:26

Oh my god, stop the music! There it is! There it is! That's the hook. Exactly. Don nailed it. That's the hook right there. Emily, out of this six-hour course, she's gonna make it an hour and a half in and she's gonna be like, who's that tint? Because there's always a bird that has a tent, right? It's a tent, the wobbly red tint. Whatever.

SPEAKER_02 0:46

Yes. Wait, wait. That's what it's gonna be. She's gonna be like, I need another rye beer because I heard the word red-breasted chat.

SPEAKER_01 0:53

I don't understand how this man can see. He's got literally eagle eye vision. We're glamping over the weekend. Oh, did you see the I don't know, b Boston Oreole? I don't know what he's doing. I don't have no clue what he's saying. And I'm like, no, I don't see anything. Yeah. You don't see it right there. Am I blind?

SPEAKER_03 1:11

You can have a little pack of wild turkeys running in a field. Do you see the turkeys? No.

SPEAKER_01 1:16

Hold on a second.

SPEAKER_03 1:16

But I have I and a brewery just doesn't get any better.

SPEAKER_01 1:20

Wait, wait. So you had mentioned that there's a lot of birds called the tits, right? Well, yes, there I there's always seems to be one. So one of my girlfriends, my friend Lauren, has an Etsy shop, and she's now been making a lot of bird nerd shirts. And and this is the one time I'm like, we should get burdened shirts. We'll both have shirts. We'll show up to the bird class. I really don't care about it.

SPEAKER_03 1:42

Really, really just playing into this, aren't you?

SPEAKER_01 1:44

So it's got one of those uh like a a tit mouse, I don't know, what a tit bird mouse uh, and then there's both know it's good. Then there's an owl on this shirt that she made. Yeah. And it says, I'm just here for the tits and hooters. And I that's right.

SPEAKER_03 2:02

That's that's perfect, right? Back in the day. So um God, you really got it at the brewery. That's that's how she ended up saying, I'll go. There was never an inkling in your mind you would have come up with any, oh God, yeah, you know, they really gotta get me out at hazy days for the live broadcast. You're gonna have to go do that one alone. All of a sudden it's at a brewery. She's like, Yeah, yeah, I'm there.

SPEAKER_01 2:29

And I'm wearing a shirt. Oh my god. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 2:31

Well, I had mentioned that I think we know in the animal kingdom, rabbits are known for, you know.

SPEAKER_01 2:36

Oh, one thing.

SPEAKER_03 2:37

Yeah, pretty much. It's not eating carrots. Uh well, apparently now there's a parakeet in Alaska, and uh he has an uncontrollable urge to, shall we say, mate. Okay. And uh they even had to call in animal control for this uh because this parakeet just can't stop getting it up.

SPEAKER_00 2:57

Allowed them to breed because he thought that was what they wanted to do. Well, we don't want to put birds in homes where people aren't ready for them. Oh, yeah we can always discuss, coach some people, educate some people, and see if it's actually the right pet for them.

SPEAKER_03 3:09

So this apparently there's a horny parakeet in Alaska.

SPEAKER_01 3:13

Is this the same thing as when I used to I used to babysit back in the day and they had this dog that would always hump your leg? Oh, that's Mississippi leg hound.

SPEAKER_03 3:21

That's totally different.

SPEAKER_01 3:23

But you'd be like, Define breed, Cody, get off! Cody, and it's always a Cody. Cody, get off. And they're like, uh he just always does that. I'm like, when when does that part stop?

SPEAKER_03 3:34

Why do I have to be usually after they get fixed, but sometimes it doesn't. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:40

Or do you ever see those dogs that will do that to a pillow? How did this go so dark?

SPEAKER_03 3:46

I don't know. Cody, leave the couch cushions alone.

SPEAKER_01 3:49

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_03 3:51

Well, at any rate, uh, that's uh so enjoy- I'm sorry, the brewery. I just thought it just keeps coming back.

SPEAKER_01 3:57

All right, we have a big weekend coming up. We're gonna talk to Dawn in a second from the track because we have Salem six hours at the Glen and looked it up this weekend. Perfect weather for this. Yes, and but it's not just racing, there's always so much more to these weekends. So, Dawn, hang on a second. We're gonna get to you. Sure will find out what's gonna happen at the track this weekend. Anything to do with the brewery, you'll bring it right up.