SPEAKER_01 0:01

Can I say something really funny? Of course. This throws me off. No, tell me something really sad. Alright, I'm gonna tell you oh, alright. Then if you really want something really sad, um uh no, where's my sad music? What happened?

SPEAKER_00 0:13

Uh sad.

unknown 0:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 0:15

The office dog pooped in your office this morning. Did some somebody clean up after that, by the way? I did. You did? I cleaned up the poop, but I think there's pee in there too, so I did not do that because I had to get back in here.

SPEAKER_01 0:28

I you know what? You know what's sad? What? People that don't listen to me. And let me explain why. Oh I have eight puppies running around, right? Uh-huh. Okay. I know. Some people think I'm insane, but at the same time, I have always said, you take three, you've equaled one big dog. So do the math. It's like I have two big dogs and yeah, exactly. So I have found through research the best enzymatic cleaner to deal with the urine. Okay. Okay. It sucks. It's $60 a gallon. And I've found myself having to buy it a few times now.

SPEAKER_00 1:00

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 1:00

Why? Because number one, I will not have urine in my house or my house reeking of dog. Okay. And uh, it does the job. I haven't seen that bottle uh show up here at the radio station, even though I asked them to.

SPEAKER_00 1:12

They've been trying to use all the other different like they go to Walmart.

SPEAKER_01 1:16

Everyone does. I know. It doesn't work.

SPEAKER_00 1:18

They've been going to Walmart and getting the whatever the cheap little you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_01 1:23

The resolve where it's like. It does not work. I know, I know. Nature's miracle is the crappiest cleanup after your dog product that there that's on the market. You have to go Or resolve. Or resolve that too. Hang on, I'll I'll tell you it's Rocco and Roxy, I think. Yeah. Rocco and Roxy carpet and zomatic cleaner.

SPEAKER_00 1:47

You know what I had to watch though this morning?

SPEAKER_01 1:49

Well, the dog take a crap in my office?

SPEAKER_00 1:51

Well, not even just that.

SPEAKER_01 1:52

Every dog owner has-notes that thing take an S in his own uh owner's office.

SPEAKER_00 1:56

I know. Well, you should have had your door closed. I don't know why your door's not closed. Anyway, it's not like you ever sit in there. But the thing that every pet owner is gonna completely understand is that it must have ate something stringy, like I had to watch Wendy pull something out of the dog's butt this morning. Isn't that hysterical?

SPEAKER_01 2:19

Yeah, this is disgusting. Something's gotta happen here, you know? A little bit of training might go a long way.

SPEAKER_00 2:25

You'd think.

SPEAKER_01 2:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:26

Um I think there's a local place in Poticoat, right? That's close to your house.

SPEAKER_01 2:30

You ever heard of Petco? Just go take them up there for a couple of those.

SPEAKER_00 2:33

I'll have that work for your pets.

SPEAKER_01 2:35

Ginger and Finn know how to sit and uh focus. And uh and the rest of them? Yeah. You know. Anyway, uh again, I guess I'll tell them about the Rocco and Roxy, which actually works. I mean, you need it. Rocco and Roxy. This expensive, but if you don't want urine and you want it dealt with, if you have an animal, there you go. I love a pro tip. All right. Now, where the hell was I going with this before we did that?

SPEAKER_00 2:58

Did you want me to read these two text messages? Oh, yes, please do. Okay, this first one.

SPEAKER_01 3:02

That's right, because I do have an email I have to read to you.

SPEAKER_00 3:05

This this first one is 5849. Thanks, Scott, for making me hungry for lunch at 845. What were you talking about?

SPEAKER_01 3:11

We were talking about the Arby's thing. You know how you know everybody's trying to make fun of, you know, getting lunch from Arby's, and I'm like the Arby's challenge, yeah. Y'all don't realize what Arby's has. Now, mind you, I'm in the same boat that so many people are. It is not first on my list to pull into. I always think, oh, McDonald's, Burger King, you know.

SPEAKER_00 3:30

But if somebody was going to Arby's right now, I wouldn't be mad about it.

SPEAKER_01 3:33

Not one bit. And I made you hungry on that. And I also love this one because this ties into the World Cup 3836. Have you seen the TikToks of the people uh coming here from you know to the United States for the World Cup? Like Bob from Japan is so much fun to watch. He's really enjoying American food. First thing I'll tell you, his name's not Bob.

SPEAKER_00 3:54

Secondly, they love our ranch. We talked about this a little bit yesterday. These these folks are putting tons of bottles of ranch into their luggage.

SPEAKER_01 4:03

Hey. I know it's Great Value Ranch, by the way. Go with that one.

SPEAKER_00 4:07

You know, every single time I mention this, somebody always says their favorite ranch.

SPEAKER_01 4:11

Yeah. Oh, you cannot talk about ranch without saying your favorite ranch.

SPEAKER_00 4:15

I know, because mine is not Great Value or Um Hidden Valley.

SPEAKER_01 4:19

What's yours?

SPEAKER_00 4:20

Mine's it's Nichols Pip.

SPEAKER_01 4:21

Oh, well, that's handmade. That's a whole different league.

SPEAKER_00 4:25

That is, oh, that's crazy in a bottle. That's the most elite ranch. They should bottle that.

SPEAKER_01 4:30

They should bottle that.

SPEAKER_00 4:31

That is the most elite ranch ever.

SPEAKER_01 4:33

This is the thing that threw me that I was gonna tell you about. And it wasn't when you threw me about the dog taking the crap in my office. That's how that went. I said, you know what's really throwing me this week? And then Allie goes, the dog taking the crap in the office. And right down that road we went. 20 years of that, by the way. You've been doing it to me, and I fall for it every single time.

SPEAKER_00 4:51

Well, I didn't know if you knew.

SPEAKER_01 4:52

Yeah, well, thanks. Didn't really need to know. Could have just gone blissfully through my day without knowing.

SPEAKER_00 4:56

Gabby, you don't want your office to stink all the time, don't you?

SPEAKER_01 4:58

But well, if they buy the stuff I told them, then well, anyway. So we have, as you know, a uh two vehicles in the house, right? I mean, there's my car and then there's Tiffany's car. And this has thrown me so much because I sit with you every single day. Well, except for this week, which God only knows what days I'm here. I couldn't tell you. And I'm so used to seeing an email from you in that. And our other lease is through Ally Auto, and now they've been spamming me. And not spamming, they just send a lot of emails. Yes. But this one I had to read to you. This one, actually from Ally Auto, spelled like Ally, A-L-L-Y. And you know what it says in the header? What? Thanks for choosing Allie.

SPEAKER_00 5:41

Thank you. Thank you for choosing me for the past 20 years. I've been close for a long time now. I do really appreciate it. You're welcome. Now, next, if you want to hear Scott go off as you oh no. Yes. Remember how you hated the whole protein thing?

unknown 5:57

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 5:58

Back on it. I'll tell you what's next. Just it's meat. Get meat. This isn't quite meat.

SPEAKER_01 6:04

Talk about a porter house. Let's not talk about a protein Dorito.

SPEAKER_00 6:08

I'm back on it again.