SPEAKER_01 0:00

At least somebody's watching out for us. I just got the text message from Tiffany. She goes, and and with a screenshot. Serving onions that you chopped yourself in public are strictly regulated. Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_00 0:11

Do I need to go further with this? No, I'm gonna chop I'm gonna chop them up with gloves, but also I'm gonna say this. You know, it's like the people who who try to bring us the cat hair um banana bread. Oh eat at your own risk. You know, these are my onions. This is the Allie onion stash because I want onions on my hot dog for Weenie Wednesday.

SPEAKER_01 0:31

Maybe you have a container you keep in the cooler after you chop it and and like secret stash it.

SPEAKER_00 0:37

That's what I'm saying. This is my stash. Exactly. You eat this onion at your own risk. This is my stash of onions.

SPEAKER_01 0:44

All right, well, have it. You go and do what you do. All right, so really quick. So later today, like we were, well, we we drifted as we always do into multiple areas. Somehow we talked about a dead body and uh uh, you know, wiping them down with baby wipes. So if you're confused, because even yesterday when uh you know I there were some people that, you know, you bump into people, and I'm like, oh, it's you know, Weenie Wednesday tomorrow. And they're like, Well, what's that? And I said, Well, a couple things. Salem Six Hour at the Glen is coming uh this weekend to Watkins Glen International. Ironically, Dawn, the president of the track, is coming down to help us sling dogs today. Like, yeah. That's the way it works. Dawn and her dogs. So uh, nice. And uh uh so that's happening starting at 11. $5. You get two hot dogs, they're Salem's hot dogs. If you've never had one, they're a real good hot dog. I grew up on these in Buffalo, it's a Buffalo company.

SPEAKER_00 1:32

Don't you remember when I told you my Vegas story and my friend Bridget, I asked her if she wanted a hot dog in Vegas, and she goes, I only eat Salem's.

SPEAKER_01 1:40

Yes, exactly.

SPEAKER_00 1:41

Okay. I mean, rightfully so. You had one, you're good. So you get two of them. You'll never eat another type of dog in your life, apparently. You'll seek them out. Even though, even with the secret onions.

SPEAKER_01 1:52

You get you get the uh you get the two dogs, you'll get the uh uh a bag of chips and a free Coke product. And by the way, I noticed walking in, they didn't skimp on the Coke products. I mean, we're you never know. Oh because sometimes it can be like, would you like a fresca? You know, I love a fresca. I know, but you know what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_00 2:09

But they've got sprite, coke, diet coke. Those are your options.

SPEAKER_01 2:12

No, you're you're in good shape.

SPEAKER_00 2:13

You know, I feel like you can find something out of those three.

SPEAKER_01 2:16

And it's it's more or less just a drive-thru. We're oh, and proceeds go into the Children's Miracle Network. So it this is it's just a quick, you know, pull in and out. We can serve up to 250 people, or when the supply's gone, or you know, if we uh get to a point, you know, a little after one, we're like, okay, I think we've wrapped up this group. Yeah. Well, then you and I are gonna have hot dogs for days.

SPEAKER_00 2:35

I I can't wait. I know. Especially because I have guests coming in town tonight. Oh, did you want hot dogs for dinner? Great.

SPEAKER_01 2:40

Pre-cooked, look at this.

SPEAKER_00 2:41

Salines? I only eat saline.

SPEAKER_01 2:43

Well, that's right. So that's that's what's happening today, just so you know. And you're welcome to come by and grab some.

SPEAKER_00 2:50

Cash only, unless you want to Vemo me and I'll pay our business director. I'm which is such a janky way of doing it.

SPEAKER_01 2:56

That's the way we do things sometimes. Listen, believe me.

SPEAKER_00 2:59

On this event, yes. So here's the thing.

SPEAKER_01 3:02

You know, this just proves you can still do something quick. And you know, you just look the other way.

SPEAKER_00 3:06

Does it mean that it's gonna be great?

SPEAKER_01 3:07

No, not at all. I've never said, Look, for 20 years, I've been sitting here going, it's I can't guarantee greatness. I just guarantee we'll pull it off. Well, something will happen. Um, so and it's we'll have a good crowd. I'll uh we'll work through the the Venmo part, but if you wanna if you want to take that approach, go right ahead.

SPEAKER_00 3:23

Yeah, I already have the QR code printed. Why not? I don't see I hate it.

SPEAKER_01 3:28

Something says I'm broke like Venmo me. Here's my QR code.

SPEAKER_00 3:31

Oh no, this is how everyone buys things now because I hate it when I go to events and they don't have a Venmo. Yeah. I went to Ithaca Farmers Market and there was this Cambodian restaurant that we really wanted to eat from. Cash only. I'm like, Cambodia just found food.

SPEAKER_01 3:44

I mean, come on. Do you think they're gonna understand Venmo?

SPEAKER_00 3:47

Like, can't you just get a Venmo? No.

SPEAKER_01 3:49

I used to we used to raise pennies for them in Cambodia when I was in elementary school. The UNICEF? Yeah, do you think they suddenly figured out Venmo?

SPEAKER_00 3:57

Do you know what back in the day? I don't think kids do this anymore because I don't even know what what fundraiser does Gavin and Lydia do now?

SPEAKER_01 4:03

Dive for the ones for the school. They're you know, if they're doing a fundraiser, uh ones for the school.

SPEAKER_00 4:07

I mean Okay, so back in the day, we used to have this thing where we would collect.

SPEAKER_01 4:11

This is how I locked in Tiffany. I still don't know what kind of fundraiser.

SPEAKER_00 4:15

I love that you have no clue. I was I was hoping you were gonna say like candy bars. No, I know not candy bars. No, I wrapping paper. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:24

Yeah, well, no, you get the book. Remember, you've gotten the books, and there's all sorts of different crap in there.

SPEAKER_00 4:29

Yeah. There you go.

unknown 4:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:31

Well, back in the day, we used to have this UNICEF box and we look like a little milk carton. We would go around in our neighborhood and say, Will you donate to UNICEF? I remember one guy was like, Are you really gonna give it to your school?

SPEAKER_01 4:43

And at the time, am I gonna keep a penny?

SPEAKER_00 4:45

Well, at the time I was young, and I was like, Yes, I promise. But now as an adult, I'm like, you were like fretting over five cents, yeah, right, dude.

SPEAKER_01 4:57

People are just something we never change as a species.

SPEAKER_00 5:01

No, and I'm like the the like the sweetest little kid. Like, I just let it give it to a Cambodian kid who has no food.

SPEAKER_01 5:08

It still doesn't have memo.