SPEAKER_01 0:00

I have to I gotta read 3386's uh text. He can't What what the hell was that? Uh anyway, 3386 uh literally goes uh let's see over under uh 50 for the times that you guys say weenie today.

SPEAKER_00 0:16

Oh, we're gonna say weenie as often as possible.

SPEAKER_01 0:19

We're gonna go way over.

SPEAKER_00 0:20

And do you know that I spelled it wrong originally when we were doing the artwork for this? Spell w oh you now you know how to spell it because you looked at 3386. But I spelled Weenie like W-I-E-N-I-E or something.

SPEAKER_01 0:35

Isn't it double wait W with W-E-E-N-I-E?

SPEAKER_00 0:38

Yes. So when our when I was working with our creative department, they're like, isn't it W-E-E-N-I-E? Like, I love that we're having a conversation about Weenie. How do you spell it? Yes. And definitely not W-E-A-N-I-E, because that's like weaning off of something.

SPEAKER_01 0:55

Yeah, no, that's different. Wait a minute. Now I gotta look at this because hang on. How was the way you spelled it originally? Jeez. Wow. Originally. Good thing I'm showing off my second uh occupation today, cooking hot dogs.

SPEAKER_00 1:09

W-I-E-N-I-E is what I did at first.

SPEAKER_01 1:12

Oscar Meyer Weenie 500. That is one way to spell it. But that's Oscar Meyer's way of doing it. Weenie, the dog is W-E-E-N-I-E. Oh, you're right.

SPEAKER_00 1:25

Look at that. Oh, well, that's funny because when I was talking to the R department, they're they're like, I think you're wrong. And I'm like, okay, spell and then and once they said W-E-E-N-I-E, then I I I thought, oh yeah, Tyler's right. It is that that's it. Uh-huh. W-A-E. But like you said. Okay, now here's the interesting part. Well, how does it be? Oh, by the way by the way, the Weenie 500 traditionally runs on the Friday directly before the ND500. Cool. Alright. Which is why our Wieny Wednesday is coming right before the Salem six hours at the Glen. Okay. It's always like hot dogs and racing go hand in hand.

SPEAKER_01 2:02

So here's the other thing. I was just pulling up for how does salins spell Wiener. Oh. Because how do they spell Weenie? Well, see, they don't. They spell it Wiener W-I-E-N-E-R.

SPEAKER_00 2:14

Which is why I that's why I thought it was W-I-E-N-I-E.

SPEAKER_01 2:18

You know what? Either way, it's all meant for fun and for just being silly for a couple hours while people get to get, you know, a good hot dog and a cheap lunch. So that that works out.

SPEAKER_00 2:28

But how great is this though? Tickets for the Wieny 500 do not require an admission fee. But today, $5 for Children's Miracle Network.

SPEAKER_01 2:37

That's right. By the way, back to your onions for one second here.

SPEAKER_00 2:40

Oh yeah, well, wait. If you're just coming in, because the Weenie Wednesday starts at 11 today in our back parking lot, the it comes with a hot dog, of course, condiments. Two hot dogs. Two hot dogs, right? Chips and thank you to Coke for providing a free drink. But you know, you got the now, I got two kinds of mustards. Oh, because it's me. I just have to always go extra. Yellow mustard, then hot and spicy mustard.

SPEAKER_01 3:04

Okay. You're welcome. So you got the big thing of just regular yellow mustard. Yes. Yeah, okay. Uh so 3557, because we had Allie's like, come on, I'll chop up some onions if you want them on your hot truck. Which then has brought the uh the scrutiny of that's pretty strictly strictly regulated. Like, you know, I'm not in the business of giving somebody the uh you know botulism as they're starting out their lunchtime.

SPEAKER_00 3:25

Here's the thing if you want to take your life into your own hands, give me a wink and I'll I'll get the I'll get it.

SPEAKER_01 3:32

No, wave with both hands because a wink might be hard to see because they're in their car. Just be like, Oh yes.

SPEAKER_00 3:37

And then then I'll just take out this. And of course, it's always gonna be a plastic spoon.

SPEAKER_01 3:41

Of course.

SPEAKER_00 3:41

A plastic spoon. I'll just have like a little cup in my pocket, and then I'll just put the plastic spoon in there and just Oh my god, the sound. I don't know what the sound of onions falling on a hot dog would sound like.

SPEAKER_01 3:54

3557 said, serve uh serve yourself onions, plop containers in the uh thing of ice, uh, you'll be good to go. And here's their theory behind it. Go ahead. They they go, uh uh they they just said, turn your back. They said, Good God, people buy stuff at yard sales.

SPEAKER_00 4:11

This is exactly right.

SPEAKER_01 4:13

I I don't endorse this or condone it.

SPEAKER_00 4:15

As you should not. No, thank you. So just so just give me a uh give me some sort of sign.

SPEAKER_01 4:20

I told you the double wave in the car. Double it. You know, just actually get your hands, both hands going. That's how you do it.

SPEAKER_00 4:27

Also, Snoopy D, who is the Uber driver of the show. Although she's never driven either one of us.

SPEAKER_01 4:32

No, no, I know. We call her the official Uber driver, and she's never taken us anywhere. Although, Snoopy, if you come by for the hot dogs, you might be making a delivery over to the uh folks at uh Ortho for Guthrie.

SPEAKER_00 4:42

Oh, that's a great idea. Sure.

SPEAKER_01 4:44

So we've just employed our own delivery service for this. Wow, how it grows. I love it.

SPEAKER_00 4:49

I am spending my birthday morning with you guys today. I hope you have a wonderful day. Which means you get the Scott and Alley birthday song.

SPEAKER_01 4:56

Are you ready?

SPEAKER_00 4:56

Yes. A one, a two, a one, two, three. This is your birthday song with Maryland. No onions. I was gonna say with onions. With onions.