SPEAKER_00 0:00

Since you've already got us bending the rules today, I guess I'll keep the theme uh alive.

SPEAKER_01 0:05

Don't expect me to ever follow the rules on anything. It's always gonna be slightly left.

SPEAKER_00 0:12

Writing definitely not a bag full of drugs is not the way to pull one over on the police. They figured that one out. Definitely not. Definitely no onions in this cooler. No, no. Look the other way. Anyway, the Laurel County, Kentucky uh uh sheriffs there say that uh they were called to a business following a report of a vehicle parked uh in an employee-only parking area, they claim sounds typical, until an officer spotted a bag in the car that read, Definitely not a bag full of drugs. Oh, man. Obviously, officers uh searched the vehicle and uh found suspected narcotics and drug paraphernalia in the bag.

SPEAKER_01 0:54

Did you ever try to hide somebody in your room whenever you were young? And it would be like the most obvious thing. No, mom, Julie isn't here.

SPEAKER_00 1:04

I may have hid under a bed once.

SPEAKER_01 1:07

I'm not kidding. Scott's not here. No, no. Definitely not a bag full of drugs. They are definitely not in my bedroom.

SPEAKER_00 1:15

His feet are not sticking out underneath the bed. I did actually hide under a bed once.

SPEAKER_01 1:21

Oh, I know I don't doubt it. I mean, with the the little game that you have, guessed it's surprising, but I mean, I figured at some point I think I was 18, but no, Scott is definitely skinnier.

SPEAKER_00 1:33

I could not fit under a bed now if my life depended on it. Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 1:37

You could! I can't even get my shoulder underneath there. These linebacker shoulders aren't getting anywhere. I know you didn't know. Except for on the football field.

SPEAKER_00 1:43

If you drop something under the bed, you're like, Junior, can you go get that?

SPEAKER_01 1:46

Oh my god, my my roomba always gets stuck underneath there.

SPEAKER_00 1:50

Are you reaching and it's like always three inches out of the way? You're like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 1:54

I have to lift it up, lift up the bed with my left hand, and then try to reach it.

SPEAKER_00 1:59

With those linebacker shoulders. Yes!

SPEAKER_01 2:01

Yes!

SPEAKER_00 2:01

Like the bionic woman over here. Got it.

SPEAKER_01 2:05

I also love that Junior is the one who's getting like the fossil of a dog is the one who's gonna get the Roomba. He's so afraid of that Roomba. He's like, Okay, so I gotta I gotta he can't see.

SPEAKER_00 2:18

How does he even know it's coming? I guess he can hear.

SPEAKER_01 2:20

Uh barely.

SPEAKER_00 2:21

Um the fastest he ever moves. Am I wrong on something now that I think about this? This all spans around because I may have hit under a bed once. Yeah. Uh, not a bag full of drugs. Um did our beds now lower or do you think they're higher? Like in this.

SPEAKER_01 2:39

I can answer this question easily.

SPEAKER_00 2:41

Please do.

SPEAKER_01 2:42

So they are. I I think they are lower. And here's why. Because Zach has a vintage bed.

SPEAKER_00 2:49

Uh-huh. Don't like climb a ladder into it.

SPEAKER_01 2:51

Yes! Exactly. It's like 43 and scared of falling out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:56

She'll break a linebacker shoulder.

SPEAKER_01 2:58

It's one of those old, like I guess like wrought iron beds or something like that. Yeah. And yes, it is feel- I feel like I have to be like, okay, babe, put your hands down here and I'll step into your hands. Break the cup of your hands and waste a man.

SPEAKER_00 3:13

Okay, so I'm not alone on this. Like, the old art of hiding under a bed is probably mostly gone. I think all beds are now low. Can Gavin or Lydia hide under the bed? You know what's interesting? Ga Lydia's uh bed is lower. Gavin's is uh a little different. Uh the dogs constantly go under there because he's got one of those beds where it has drawers underneath, but only only on one side. So it's not real high.

SPEAKER_01 3:36

So what's on the other side?

SPEAKER_00 3:38

It's kind of open. That's why the dogs they just run through this one little opening at the top and then they run around under there. So interestingly. You could theoretically hide under that, but I swear to God, beds are lower now.

SPEAKER_01 3:50

I think that's the answer, but I I I'm only basing this off of like one bed.

SPEAKER_00 3:56

It's either that or I'm a lot bigger than I was when I was 18 years old, and it does sort of feel like I wouldn't be able to squeeze in anything.

SPEAKER_01 4:03

That could be that too.