Scott & Ally on Demand

The gay sheep

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We have a bunch of farms around here. It might be a cow farm, dairy farm. It might be, you know, for specifically for, you know, beef for the hamburgers on the grill. Whatever you like. Sheep farms. Yeah. A German sheep farmer saved his gay sheep. How do you know it's gay? Well, I mean, there used to be there used to be a rumor about Bradford. Oh, come on. That was a great joke. That's the only reason I said the headline so I could bat like a gay person.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, oh, it was like bad. Because I was to say that was a bad joke.

SPEAKER_00

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_01

Well, let's just get this out of the way.

SPEAKER_00

So, uh. How do I well I'm sorry, what was your question? How do you know the sheep's gay?

SPEAKER_01

I mean, I know it's a brave new world. I have no shame on that sheep. Whatever.

SPEAKER_00

He exhibited what he said was exclusively. Wait, hold on, this is a funny funny. This is a funny story. He says he exhibited what was exclusively homosexual behavior. Again, I've got- You know, Scott. Come on. I got six boy pugs. He was getting unramped. They all hump each other. Unwanted ramp. Oh, really? Well, it's a it's not gay.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, it's not like Frank's, it's not like Frank's gay. I did not know we were going here today. Maybe a little bias. No, they do it as a way to kind of show dominance. And uh Oh, I'm so glad we don't do it as a humans.

SPEAKER_00

I would I'm so glad I'm in all my brother's leg. Because who's the dominant sibling?

SPEAKER_01

Oh, God, you are um but uh listen to me, I'm like, oh god.

SPEAKER_00

My brother's back.

SPEAKER_01

See, that's a joke you can tell. I really can't tell.

SPEAKER_00

I mean, it's not gay. Oh, maybe.

SPEAKER_01

So here's the thing about it is I mean, in the animal universe.

SPEAKER_00

He actually has rainbow wool. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Okay, anyway. That's actually the joke. That the sheep has rainbow wool. Not the okay.

SPEAKER_01

So in the animal, this is where I try to take it. In the animal kingdom. This explanation may actually sound gay. Um, but uh the the in the animal world, a lot of that sound gay but aren't. Allie's brother. I give up. Oh no, come on, okay. If you have boy dogs, yeah. It's not necessarily that Frank's like, hey, Petey. Although now that I think about it, Petey's kind of a gay name.

SPEAKER_00

Winston! It's time for your hoping! I've got a great one. I have a great addition to this about things that like aren't gay but seem it.

SPEAKER_01

Are we still in Pride Month? Can I have waited four days for this story? No, this is great. Okay. No, in the Animal Kingdom. Oh, yeah. Well, no, they'll they'll wrestle. And, you know, one of the things they'll do is they'll wrestle. They'll kinda told you this explanation's not gonna work. They'll be a mounting. You know what? I think we've explained.