SPEAKER_00 0:00

I grew up with this kid named Jonathan. And he posted about his his kids doing the most sibling thing. And I can remember my brother and I doing stuff like this. He says, This is the most younger sibling move I've ever seen. Eliana, that's his daughter. Eliana moved downstairs to sleep on the couch so she could have the controller when they woke up. And her the controller was like tucked underneath her because they just started summer break. Today I remember my brother and I would do stupid stuff like this all the time. Ours was the car though. Whoever got in the front seat first, you got front seat.

SPEAKER_01 0:36

Oh, you had the privilege. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:37

We knew we would be going, let's say summer break starts. My mom was going to take us to the beach. We knew we were going to the beach. I would be in the front seat. And I thought, okay, you know, in my mind, and we're we're leaving soon, is what she would say. Get your towels, let's go. And then, you know, she's still inside making baloney sandwiches or whatever. And I would go in the front seat and be sweating and dying.

SPEAKER_01 0:59

Where did the change for you? You know, you hear you were ahead of the game and early, and now you can't get anywhere in your time on time.

SPEAKER_00 1:08

Only when I wanted the front seat because this is this was like the golden seat.

SPEAKER_01 1:11

That's what I should do from now on. Ellie, you can have a front seat if you now.

SPEAKER_00 1:16

But I do remember the sweat pouring, you know. That's a great image. I've got a towel around my neck. There's no AC blowing because I'm sitting waiting. I'm like, are they ever gonna get here?

SPEAKER_01 1:26

Where's my Oh God forbid if you blow the horn to your mom. Oh, you're dad! Don't you dare! Oh my god. If you're if your dad would have done that, that starts the fight for the car ride. Uh-huh. You ever see dad get a little frustrated, like, where is this woman? You know, and then it's like you just do a little burr, and then it's I'm coming! Right. And then it's like I said, I'm coming. If you were a kid and you did it, you're dead. Backseat. Immediate backseat. Immediate backseat and instantaneous. Third row. Oh God, you're in death. You're in the trunk. Right. It's death. Death over the back. Then she goes, we're not going to the beach now. Oh my yes. And then now it looks like you're just, you're not actually sweating. You're sweating and crying. So you're really soaked. Like, I don't even need to go to the beach. I'm already underwater. Right.

SPEAKER_00 2:14

It's like I was in a concentration camp. Oh, God.

SPEAKER_01 2:18

I would have gone Vietnamese sweat box, slightly uh slightly uh less uh that's what you have to look forward to this summer, is what I was gonna tell you. Oh, can't wait. Well, I also have this. I have this guy. He impersonates every mother at the start of uh summer vacation.

SPEAKER_02 2:33

I think it's time you go play a cat doesn't want you to talk. Has Mummy finished her coffee? Then she's not ready for you to talk to her. Yeah! The cat doesn't want to play with you. Would you go? Oh, can't you be more like the cat? That's it. I'm putting you in summer school.

SPEAKER_00 2:51

This is I referenced this twice now. Have you seen the trend on TikTok where it's uh a mom saying something, but it's uh you get you get your version of a white mom, a black mom, an Indian mom, and an Hispanic mom.

unknown 3:04

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 3:05

The black moms are always the best. They're looking if you don't Christian ass. It's the best. The white mom's always like, Tommy, come here.

SPEAKER_01 3:16

Talk about your feelings.

SPEAKER_00 3:17

Come here, please. Tommy. And then the black mom are sure to get your ass outside.