SPEAKER_02 0:00

Alright, get ready for it. This week, let's just deal with this.

SPEAKER_01 0:03

Oh, it's gonna be hot. Oh my gosh. And I have the worst, worst an inconvenient sunburn. You ever get the worst inconvenient sunburn that everyone?

SPEAKER_02 0:14

Like, where where where are you getting it? Like, is it on your back where when you lay down, you're just like, oh, spikes.

SPEAKER_01 0:19

That's a great example. It is on the back of my knees. Oh, that's the other one, yes. So when I'm sitting and I I always or walking because your legs touch, kinda, you know? That's true. Well, I mean, the back of my knees don't touch, thank God. Not yet, at least.

SPEAKER_02 0:33

Not yet, but they're yeah. But but your pants or anything you wear like that, it like brushes against oh god.

SPEAKER_01 0:38

You get in the shower, you're like, oh, but I'm sitting, so you sit on the back, because it starts at like mid-thigh to mid-calf. Which is weird. Like, why did the sun not touch an ankle? Why'd it not touch my upper thigh? Because I did, unless I have a uh shelf or a booty. Um, because I had the short shorts on on Saturday while we were prepping for a party in the park. Yeah. So it it could have touched my thighs.

SPEAKER_02 1:04

It went for the softer meat.

SPEAKER_01 1:06

Yes, it did. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, so when you're sitting and you're bending your leg, it's owl.

SPEAKER_02 1:10

Oh yeah. I know I've had a no, in all seriousness, guys, uh like today's the last of the well, it's not even not even gonna be cool today. It's gonna be 89. And then are you ready? 91, 99, 99, 96 on Friday. This just keeps going through, and they're calling it a heat dome.

SPEAKER_01 1:28

Heat dome, dome, dome, dome, dome.

SPEAKER_02 1:30

Starring that horrible comedian from the 90s.

SPEAKER_01 1:32

Polly Shore?

SPEAKER_02 1:33

Polly Shore, the Heat Dome.

SPEAKER_01 1:35

Isn't that like the the offshoot to Bio Dome? Yes, it's the heat dome. Also terrible movie from the 90s. Oh my god. Um, so this is a story that happened last week that I have to give you an update on. And I don't know if you heard about the missing giraffe. Did you hear about it?

SPEAKER_02 1:48

Yes, I have. There, we have audio. They found it. How do you lose something that big?

SPEAKER_01 1:53

Yeah, and it was just four miles from home. Oh. You lose it and it's four miles, like from here to what, your house, New York Sport and Fitness. I don't know. Like, that's about right. Exactly. Yeah. It is so close. How did you lose a giraffe?

SPEAKER_02 2:08

I don't know. This took me when I was watching some of this story, and I was looking. I mean, it was a mildly rural area. Well, so are we, actually, now that I think about it. But if I was driving Hoffman and I saw a giraffe, I'd probably be like, okay.

SPEAKER_00 2:22

Um, but yeah, so this thing goes missing here. There's we have located her. Uh, she's fat and happy and safe. She just decided to go on a little fleeing and had a bit of a catch me if you can attitude there for a minute. But we've located her, she's safe, and we will be happy to update everybody at the Welcome Home Gracie party.

SPEAKER_01 2:41

Is this the owner? Uh I would assume so, right? Uh yeah, I guess so.

SPEAKER_02 2:46

Yeah, that oh no, that's the sheriff. That's Sheriff Nathan T. Johnson, if you will.

SPEAKER_01 2:53

That you would wear as a kid.

SPEAKER_02 2:54

Remember when you had like the sheriff costume when you were to one of those amusement parks we talked about a few months ago that still did the Wild West shootout. Sheriff uh Jonathan T. Johnson. Jonathan T. Johnson.

SPEAKER_01 3:06

I meant Nathan T. Johnson. I kind of like Jonathan Jonathan T.

SPEAKER_02 3:10

Johnson, my parents are creative.

SPEAKER_01 3:12

You got the you got the it was more of like a plastic belt. Oh yes, it was. And then the sheriff's gun is it's silver, but it's really plasticky with the white, like pearl handle. You know what I'm talking about?

SPEAKER_02 3:22

Takes me back to the uh uh to the story of April the Giraffe. Remember how we were all taken in by April, who ended up croaking a couple years after all that publicity. Well, I mean it was her time. Yeah. Uh but do you remember the story behind that? Oh no? Where uh I got drugged to go see April the Giraffe.

SPEAKER_01 3:40

Yes, and I really wanted to go. And I was like, why didn't you invite me?

SPEAKER_02 3:43

Well, but I wish you were there to assert yourself because it was that family in front of us that was waiting for the per they they ushered everybody through very quickly. It was like, you I love that I'm playing the soap opera music for this story, too. The girl. So they'd usher people through, like, you know, okay, you get 0.1 second to take a picture, off you go. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:03

It's like a meet and greet, honestly, whenever we do those meet and greets backstage.

SPEAKER_02 4:07

But then the pushy mom that drove the white SUV, the Suburban, shows up with her 82 packaged family there and is just setting up for the perfect picture. And do you think there was anyone there to usher them through? Oh no, 14 pictures later. We're all photographer. Oh my god, we're standing there. And then it gets to our turn and they're like, okay, keep on moving.

SPEAKER_01 4:26

We're like, I'm like, what was what just happened? Exactly why I hate meet and greets, even if it's April the Giraffe. Yeah, yes.