SPEAKER_01 0:00

You know, I I gotta address this with Doug for just a minute here because uh he he texts he goes Scott, please use all your vacation. Doug, you and I did a great show together when Allie was gone. He did it from Wellsboro, I did it from here, he did all his parts via text. We were like a we were a magnificent team. It was like suddenly jumping off the ship, man. What's the problem?

SPEAKER_00 0:19

It was like 3386 was your producer? Uh yes, second producer. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_01 0:24

Well, yeah, actually third, because you know, I got Tiffany that likes to produce the show. She'll send us little video things. Sometimes they're gold, I'm not gonna lie. Like they say, sometimes well, sometimes I'm like, ah, this is taking me a second to read through, but then a lot of times they're really good. And then 3386, I know it's an era that he's gonna be stuck in, but it's always there. It's supportive, you know, and and we got Jordan. Yes. How did I just put him dead ass last?

SPEAKER_00 0:46

I know. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01 0:48

That was so bad of me. And then uh, uh, let's see. Uh Heather's uh glad you got your mustard.

SPEAKER_00 0:53

Um 3490 did send me a message. So 3490 is having surgery today, and I said we gotta send her good vibes. So she did say, uh, thank you for the good vibes and good everyone.

SPEAKER_01 1:04

And then who is this that uh that uh oh 1277? This is in regard to the cataract surgery that 3490 is having. And I had said, so be ready because the doctor's in there. Uh like I had it done a couple years ago, but I'm pretty sure it's mostly robotically done at this point. Like it's you know right. They just like punch it in and then it's eyeballs. Why are you hovering over my testicles?

SPEAKER_00 1:27

What's happening? And then there's a puff down below, and you're like, you know the puff at the eye doctor? Yes. Yeah, and then you're like, I'm awake.

unknown 1:36

Woo!

SPEAKER_01 1:36

Uh and they said, uh, let a robot uh uh let a robot cut my eyes. No, that's like saying, uh hey Wally, remember Wally the robot? Yes. Uh can I have a colonoscopy? Uh but no, seriously, it seriously, it is really robotically done now. It is questioned. So incredibly precise.

SPEAKER_00 1:55

Can you option to not have the robot? Can you say, I don't know, I need the actual hands of the doctor?

SPEAKER_01 2:02

I don't know. I think the doctor's involved, like, you know, right there, should the robot go crazy and be like, you know, I've hopefully not on my eyeballs or my testicles.

SPEAKER_00 2:12

You know what I'm saying? How are your testicles? Low today. Oh, you clearly can't hear it. Can't you hear my voice? It's the heat, Allie.

SPEAKER_01 2:20

I'm telling you, these things are swingers right now.

SPEAKER_00 2:22

After party in the park, which by the way, that orchestra, frickin' banger after banger. That was the best part of party in the park. Really? Yes. Everyone was like, oh my gosh, this is the best thing ever. It was amazing.

SPEAKER_01 2:34

I I wish I could have stayed. I didn't even expect I was gonna be there. I thought I'd be traveling with the kids. Yeah. And then all of a sudden that didn't happen to the schedule that was trying to be made convenient. And then I so we stayed for a while, but I left right before that.

SPEAKER_00 2:46

You missed out because at one point it was a standing ovation in the middle of the performance, it was that good. Really? Yes. And I I said I went on stage because there's a couple little things. If you're not in the culture of symphony or you never have been, right? Exactly. I had to go on stage and explain one little thing, which is interesting that I never knew, is that at intermission the tuba blows? The hold on, we're getting there. Oh, really? We're getting there. Okay. Because if there's an intermission at a symphony, they don't have filler music. They keep it with no music.

SPEAKER_01 3:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:21

And I had to explain that because you know, usually if we take a break from uh a band or singing or whatever at any event, we'll put filler music on. We'll put the radio station on on, right? Yeah, yeah. So I had to say, hey, uh, since we have a bunch of new fans, and I think you're gonna see that from this point on, is all these people are gonna seek them out because they were so great. Oh, that's really awesome. Yes, yes. Um, as far as the other thing. So at one point, I am I'm chitty chatting with a conductor on stage, and he was like, talking about some salute. He's like, Oh, and if you want a salute. So I responded with, is the salute from somebody in the orchestra, cello?

SPEAKER_01 3:59

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 4:00

Wait, I have another one. Oh my god. How do you fix it? Hello. It kind of fell. I don't know that I'm ready for this. Being out front. It kind of fell flat.

SPEAKER_01 4:09

Like a flat A.

unknown 4:10

It really did.

SPEAKER_00 4:12

Anyway, so then I said, I, you know, I was on stage a bunch of times during the the orchestra. So then my other one was how do you fix a broken brass instrument?

SPEAKER_01 4:22

How do you fix a broken brass instrument, Allie?

SPEAKER_00 4:25

A tuba glue.

SPEAKER_01 4:29

Doug, are you hearing this? This is not coming from me. This is coming from her.

SPEAKER_00 4:33

That went well. The cello That one went well. Yeah, people laughed.

SPEAKER_01 4:36

Yeah, nobody got the cello? 'Cause I'd be like cello they they did, but I felt like it was more sympathy from the symphony.

SPEAKER_00 4:44

Ha ha ha ha see what we did. I did.