SPEAKER_01 0:00

Let me hit a couple quick things here, along with the heat dome that's coming this week, and I keep mentioning this because guys, you have no idea. Like this is gonna be hot this will be the hottest run we've had in 2026. It is going to be a stretch, a stretch of 99 plus, feeling well over that. This is where you wish that you had a pool.

SPEAKER_00 0:16

Wait, whose pool is open now? I know West Elmira's open now, isn't it?

SPEAKER_01 0:20

You know what?

SPEAKER_00 0:21

Oh, it better be.

SPEAKER_01 0:23

I have to double check their schedule. It's gotta be kind of different look.

SPEAKER_00 0:27

Is that one of those pools that I could go and be an adult and it'd be like not weird? Yeah, no, you're fine.

SPEAKER_01 0:33

There's a lot of adults that go. You just have to pay a little different because you don't live in the town.

SPEAKER_00 0:37

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 0:38

Unless you strangely lived in my house.

SPEAKER_00 0:40

Right. What's your address? Yeah, thanks for 1, 2, 3 West Church Street.

SPEAKER_01 0:46

I think they look at an ID, but well, you know.

SPEAKER_00 0:48

Oh, okay. I'll I'll show yours. Ma'am, that's not you.

SPEAKER_01 0:52

Well, I shaved my head for the occasion.

SPEAKER_00 0:55

Uh, but no, this is for my DMV pick?

SPEAKER_01 0:58

Yes, just for that. That's it. I want to go bald with a DMV pick.

SPEAKER_00 1:01

Well, how about we go the opposite way? I'm wearing a wig.

SPEAKER_01 1:03

Oh, that's a better way. And then she's like, show me. And you're like, damn it! I can't do that. Uh all right. So at any rate, we're we're gonna get real hot this week. Real, real hot. But it's also 4th of July week coming weekend coming up here. Yeah. You're gonna want to see more fireworks. If you didn't get enough at Party in the Park this past Saturday, well, you're gonna want to see more. And I got a place for you to go. It's racing in rockets, and it's all in one night at Outlaw Speedway, and it's happening this Friday night. And uh, I mean, not only are you gonna get, you know, dirt flung up into your teeth with the racetrack. Yummy.

SPEAKER_00 1:37

Mm-hmm. Uh I love this racing night. This is this is so much fun. So when you go in there, it's great because you can they have two different sections, Scott. They have the family section if you don't want any drinking to be around your kid, and that's totally cool. Or they have the, you know, you get a little rowdier. Yeah. And and of course it's rowdy, because I mean dirt is flying everywhere. But they spent $25,000 to put on their fireworks on Friday.

SPEAKER_01 2:00

That's gonna be a big show.

SPEAKER_00 2:01

Okay. Do you just to give you perspective? We paid, what do we pay? $20,000, Scott?

SPEAKER_01 2:05

I think so.

SPEAKER_00 2:06

So on you guys saw Party in the Park fireworks just this past week, right? They were some of the best I'd ever seen.

SPEAKER_01 2:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:12

We paid $20,000 for those. So just think, this is gonna be amazing.

SPEAKER_01 2:17

I mean a great show this Friday night.

SPEAKER_00 2:20

It's gonna be red, white, and blue out your butt.

SPEAKER_01 2:22

Uh then the there's the extra five grand. How do we light these off? Allie's rear end. It's a canon. Red, white, and blue out your butt. Uh, and then I will answer this question because we know people pop in at different times during the show. We're just glad you're here. I don't care what when you come with us or if you're here longer or whatever. They said, uh, you probably mentioned this, but did you guys get a winner for the birthday wheel Friday? No. No. $742 is sitting in the pot right now. Keep adding to it. Here's the deal this Friday, we're off. It's the day that that you know we celebrate. I think most people are celebrating on Friday. Uh so it sits for one week and then it'll be back right after that. So yeah, just so you know. Now you're up to speed.

SPEAKER_00 3:06

Now I have a new career that I'm gonna be starting.

SPEAKER_01 3:08

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_00 3:09

I wouldn't even say it's a celebrity.

SPEAKER_01 3:10

Because you have so much time on your hands.

SPEAKER_00 3:12

Right, right. But yesterday I went to church. I'm gonna need some audio for this pastor. Oh, sure, yeah. Yesterday I went to church, and after the church service, my pastor was like, I've been wanting to talk to you. And I was like, Me? All right. And he said, Well, I know you've been traveling a lot lately because I follow you on Instagram and you're always gone.

SPEAKER_01 3:31

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 3:32

This is so true. I was like, Yes. But are you gonna be in town on July 17th? And I said, Why, yes, yes, I will. Perfect. How would you like to be in the Gus Macker basketball tournament?

SPEAKER_01 3:46

Oh, well, you know, you're a basketball fan. That's not a bad deal.

SPEAKER_00 3:50

Exactly. So he says to me, uh, it's like kind of like the I mean, let's loosely go, celebrity kickoff game.

SPEAKER_01 3:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:58

And I'm like, okay, sounds great. Um, I'll do it if I'm on your team. He goes, Well, that's the thing. I'm trying to retire from the team. Uh-huh. You're my replacement. Oh, oh. And the fact that he thought I was a celebrity is a miracle in itself. Okay, so you are a basketball fan.

SPEAKER_01 4:14

How are you at playing basketball?

SPEAKER_00 4:16

I think I'm pretty good. But yesterday I tell Zach, because Zach wasn't with me at church yesterday morning. So I tell Zach, I'm gonna be playing the Gusmacker kickoff game. And and which this happens all downtown Elmira.

SPEAKER_01 4:29

Yeah. And it's huge in Hornell, too. Tiffany used to tell me about it, how they were just huge down there, too.

SPEAKER_00 4:35

Yes, and and so uh Zach's like, babe. We gotta babe, we gotta start, we start, we gotta start playing basketball. We gotta get you practiced up.

SPEAKER_01 4:44

You're gonna have to prep up, or you're gonna be like me pulling a hammy with the kids on the soccer field. He's like, Do you even know how to shoot a basketball?

SPEAKER_00 4:50

I said, Yeah, yeah, I know how to shoot a basketball. He's like, really? Let me see. Let me see.

SPEAKER_01 4:54

So now all of a sudden he's also dribbling.

SPEAKER_00 4:56

He's into basketball.

SPEAKER_01 4:57

I mean, you're drooling right now, I know.

SPEAKER_00 4:59

I think I'm gonna have to cut my fingernails a little bit. But other than that, I'm pretty excited. So this week, Zach is on vacation and he's like, we're gonna go to McKinney Park, because I live very close to McKinney Park. We're gonna go to McKinney Park and we're gonna play, we're gonna shoot some hoops this week. Okay. So, Scott, if you want to come up, I mean, I know you don't have kids this week. Well, we could always do a little practice. I get these plans. It's climbing a pool. Well, at least don't have plans on July 17th and come watch me play.

SPEAKER_01 5:25

I could see this happening in a alright. You remember when you were running? Yes. So you're kind of the ringleader of chaos. And let me oh god, that's a great baby. I love that.

SPEAKER_00 5:35

So you're back always says you're the most clean, chaotic person I've ever met in my life. Yeah, you're the ringleader of chaos.

SPEAKER_01 5:40

You remember back in the day when you were on the running kick, and then a whole bunch of your friends kind of joined in on the running kick.

SPEAKER_00 5:47

That's how I met Sarah, my friend Sarah.

SPEAKER_01 5:49

This could be the next thing. You could be starting a uh street basketball team. In fact, I believe I could even connect you. Uh, Gavin's coach, uh, Coach Cullen from the soccer team, pretty sure he's a pretty regular basketball player. I think he plays at Empire uh sports. Oh I don't know. Maybe we can, you know, get you a little uh, you know, a little uh a little hustle going.

SPEAKER_00 6:09

If you didn't know this, the Gus Macker is right in front of that. So that makes sense. It's we're I mean it pretty much happens on the street. And we're gonna be there. And there's tons of people that do these three-on-three turns.

SPEAKER_01 6:20

Imagine we could get you prepped up. Anybody want to join Allie's mock team? I mean, you won't be playing in the actual event that she is, but you guys could all prep her up to see. I suck it. I'm not great at basketball. Last thing I did any good at basketball was what was the game? House, where you shoot at different places.

SPEAKER_00 6:35

No pig oh, oh, house? No, I was. We used to do pig or horse. Pig or horse. That's it, yes. House? House. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 6:43

That's where I'll be in the house.

SPEAKER_00 6:45

Scott was sweeping and he's like, I'm playing house. Um I'm not sure why I just made you sound very feminine. I uh it's fine.

SPEAKER_01 6:52

Uh, but that that was about the best I could do. Like when I gotta start moving around with the ball and dribbling it, this is also why I don't dance. There's no coordination in this system whatsoever.

SPEAKER_00 7:02

Oh, I think I can do great. I can throw some elbows.

SPEAKER_01 7:05

Okay. Well, that's great. That's good to know. Violence has now made it to the gus smacker. Oh, I guess you can't spell gus smacker without smacker.

unknown 7:15

God.