SPEAKER_01 0:00

I have to play this for you. You know it's 4th of July weekend coming up. It's also gonna be Taylor Swift's wedding coming up.

SPEAKER_02 0:06

Yeah, that's supposed to be Friday at Madison Square Garden, supposedly.

SPEAKER_01 0:09

Have a listen to this.

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Travis Kelsey has to write vows for Taylor's swift. She's gonna write the most eloquently, like beautifully profound prose. And he's gonna be like, babe, from the moment I met you. May I suggest that he hires Jack Antinoff for some help?

SPEAKER_02 0:30

That is so true.

SPEAKER_01 0:31

You might need to. I mean, I I don't think that Travis is a dummy. He's not, you know, like one of those, you know, thick skulls, like, ugh, I play football.

SPEAKER_02 0:40

But it's just the fact that she's such a good thing. You know, it's like you know what else I heard too? That Blake, I can't believe how invested I am in in this right now. But I heard that Blake Lively wasn't invited because you know that they the Justin Baldone stuff.

SPEAKER_01 0:56

Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 0:57

And the the sad part is, or maybe not so sad, but it's been pointed out that, you know, if it was a small wedding, let's say she was gonna go to Long Island and it was like a 50-person wedding and Blake didn't get invited, that wouldn't be that big of a deal because it's small.

SPEAKER_01 1:11

It's small, you have to pick your numbers.

SPEAKER_02 1:13

Madison Square Garden.

SPEAKER_01 1:14

It's like 500 people going.

SPEAKER_02 1:15

Right. Madison Square Garden is seats for days. Yeah. So if you don't get invited to the Taylor wedding when there's plenty of seats, the nail is in the coffin.

SPEAKER_01 1:25

You know what though? I'm kind of I I like the fact that, and you know that decision came from Taylor, and it was all because honestly, Taylor didn't want to be involved in the drama. Yeah. And I kind of like the fact that she set and kept a boundary. Not saying that she's never gonna speak to her again, but she's like, I want no part of this.

SPEAKER_02 1:47

Right. And that's the thing. Sometimes you have to invite people to your wedding, like I don't know, like your dad or something, who you know is gonna be the drama, and you don't want it, but it's your dad. Or there's people who have not invited family, like very close family members, because they're the drama.

SPEAKER_01 2:02

Yeah. I mean that's that. Speaking of drama, I might stir some up this weekend. So turned out I just I think I know the answer, but then again, I'm debating whether I care or not. Okay. So Tiffany tells me last night, oh, uh, I'm gonna be stopping out at my mom's and my grandparents for the 4th of July. I automatically think, oh, well, you didn't you hadn't told me about it yet. I mean, we've seen limited amounts of each other over the past few days. She had a couple 12-hour shifts and things, and we had people I was out of town on Sunday, I was with you on Saturday. We just have not had a chance to really connect. But she goes, Yeah, I'm going out to uh, you know, to my parents and my grandparents on uh I think this Saturday. And I go, Well, in my brain, this goes, okay, what are we doing? Are we grow are we cooking out? Right. What do we need to bring or get or anything? And she lets me know, she goes, Well, I didn't really mention much to you because I didn't want you to complain about having to cook over there. Oh she knows you well. Well, here's the thing: I have said, I said, if we're going to do a big cookout, I would prefer to do it at our house because I have all the tools there for this. Now her mom has a fine grill, it'll it'll do. It'll do. Listen to me. But, you know, it was if it was specific for that reason of let's have the family get together, I would have preferred it at our house. Also, I don't have to be on an hour-long drive. Yeah, selfish. Call me that. Okay, I can live with it. But in this case, it's also because she wants to be able to see her in their 90s grandparents. Right.

SPEAKER_02 3:32

At that point, you have to go to them.

SPEAKER_01 3:34

So, yeah, you know, now you're now we're shifting the plan. But you know, I said I still said, well, what do we need to do? I mean, do we need to do, like, you know, are we cooking out? What are we, what are we gonna do?

SPEAKER_02 3:43

Did you ever think of just going low-key? I mean, do you know how to do that when it comes to meat?

SPEAKER_01 3:49

Well, she even said she's-I don't think you do. She goes, 'We could do like hot dogs and hamburgers, and I'm like, fine. But then of course we're gonna probably have to do a couple salads of some kind or something, you know. Uh I don't know. I don't count on other people, even though I should a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 4:02

By couple, he means 13.

SPEAKER_01 4:04

Yeah. Uh but then I got thinking about it.

SPEAKER_02 4:06

You know And then a brisket all of a sudden comes in on the back end.

SPEAKER_01 4:09

You know. Uh yeah, and here's where you guys gotta tell me if this is rude or not. And I'm sorry, but this is where my stance is. Okay. I'm not totally hot dogged out yet, but we've been around a lot of hot dogs.

SPEAKER_02 4:21

We had Weenie Wednesday, and we ate all the dogs before, during, and after.

SPEAKER_01 4:25

And then what happened to me at party in the park? More dogs. One of my meals, I went to MM Hots and I had to get a hot dog. So now I am I'm getting to the point, not quite yet. I believe it happens July 8th every year. Maybe throw in a brat. Yes, where my system is like enough with the hot dogs, Scott. So if we're gonna do hot dogs and hamburgers on Saturday, okay, on the grill, is it rude of me to bring my own steak if I am to travel and not for everybody else?

SPEAKER_02 4:53

This is a great question. Thank you very much.

SPEAKER_01 4:55

Because, you know, she and some we could go locate. Well, here's the thing. Maybe I just need to switch it up a little bit. Do we so rude? I mean, is it really because I'd be the one cooking and we'd be the ones traveling and here I am probably bringing the hot dogs and the hamburgers.

SPEAKER_02 5:10

Uh but here I am sucking down a hot dog, and you're like, Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Is it really that bad? Super rude. Really? Because think about it. I could see you doing it.

SPEAKER_01 5:20

Thank you. I uh because we're the ones traveling, and likely the ones bringing the hot dogs and the hamburgers, too, and Scott having to be the grill master.

SPEAKER_02 5:29

And I understand what you're saying because you are just slide my steak on and be like, Yeah, but then they're seeing you cut. Oh, oh, I what's Tiffany's mom's name again? I forget.

SPEAKER_01 5:37

Uh Joanne.

SPEAKER_02 5:38

Joanne. Joanne, can I borrow a steak knife? Scott, what do you need a steak knife for? For a hot dog?

SPEAKER_01 5:43

Steak.

SPEAKER_02 5:43

Right. For a hot dog. Uh yeah, well, I got this porter house and it's about it's about four inches thick. Yeah, I gotta cut through it.

SPEAKER_01 5:51

I mean, really. If I gotta go through all the effort, can I just have a steak? I'm not buying steaks for everybody. Jonathan, what is it wrong of me to steak? Thank you. Thank you. No, you guys and and hot dogs are tube steaks, so that's right.

SPEAKER_02 6:04

That's what you can say to them. You're eating steak as well. Yes in tube form.

SPEAKER_01 6:08

In tube form. If I'm doing all of this, if we're bringing all of that and I'm gonna cook it, and I'm driving an hour, put a damn steak.

SPEAKER_02 6:16

Can't you just throw a steak on the grill on Sunday when you're not with them? Yeah, but that's not the point.

SPEAKER_01 6:20

I mean, I might be lazy on Sunday.

SPEAKER_02 6:22

Exactly. The point is that you're footing the bill for everything. Yeah, why not? Throw me a steak. You're going to them. I mean, I get what you're saying, but it's still rude.

SPEAKER_01 6:29

Oh, come on. Parents do it all the time. They eat the good stuff and they give their kids hot dogs. Right, that's why can't I do it to other adults?

SPEAKER_02 6:35

Right. No, that's kids. This is also I don't know, the person that you're gonna spend the rest of your life with. Oh, yeah, or not.

SPEAKER_01 6:44

Maybe maybe if I bring the steak, that might wrap up quick.