SPEAKER_00 0:00

No, no, no, no, no, no. Not gonna run from the sun like Dracula. You're gonna run from the sun because it's uh Mega Heat starting uh I know it's so dumb, but I can't stop myself.

SPEAKER_01 0:12

I I really I I'm in this little bit of a pickle with the the heat because I just got patio furniture delivered yesterday. Oh yeah? And I have to put it together, which is gonna suck. Because I started yesterday and then I stopped. Because I I'm like, no more of this. I just I I gotta I gotta walk away.

SPEAKER_00 0:28

Was this frustrating you from this pro yes were the instructions, the kind of instructions where you're like, this doesn't do it for me?

SPEAKER_01 0:35

Well, it was that, but it here it is. It's very hot out.

SPEAKER_00 0:38

So you're hot, you're trying to- Was it a mega heat door?

SPEAKER_01 0:42

You're trying to assemble patio furniture. So I need to I here's what I think I'm gonna do. Assemble it in my house, then carry it outside. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 0:51

Do you not have yes, that's a good idea. You have sliding doors. I do. Why not?

SPEAKER_01 0:55

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I'm gonna have to.

SPEAKER_00 0:57

I was just attempting to do it. You're gonna say I was going to ask a Zach to do it.

SPEAKER_01 1:02

Well, uh, so here's the here's the other thing. I don't think he wants to do it. He's kind of hinted that he doesn't really want to do it.

SPEAKER_00 1:08

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:09

But also it's that doesn't mean anything.

SPEAKER_00 1:10

You're in you're the boss. You can just tell him I don't care if you want to or not.

SPEAKER_01 1:14

He's on vacation this week.

SPEAKER_00 1:15

So this is gonna be a so that encompasses everything. That means he can't lift a finger on anything, yeah, doesn't it? Wait, hold on.

SPEAKER_01 1:22

So this is uh I think this is gonna be a good test for our relationship. So he basically is staying at my house always live.

SPEAKER_00 1:28

That's what every relationship needs, Ellie, isn't it? A test.

SPEAKER_01 1:30

Well, I it's his vacation, so I don't necessarily want him to be always doing projects around.

SPEAKER_00 1:36

Presshered into doing things for you.

SPEAKER_01 1:37

Right, because it is his vacation. Right. But at the same time.

SPEAKER_00 1:41

Everybody heard it.

SPEAKER_01 1:42

Everybody caught it. But at the same time, he's gonna sit on the patio furniture, right?

SPEAKER_00 1:47

Here's where it's turning.

SPEAKER_01 1:48

If you're gonna sit on the patio furniture, then maybe you should help and assemble it. You know what, Zach?

SPEAKER_00 1:52

I'll tell you what, do this. Take this stance. Fucking. He's still sleeping. Oh my god, that's right. He's on vacation. Three, two, one. Listen to Scott and Allie. Scott and Allie's big three. I'll say it anyway because you can play it for him on demand. Okay, go ahead. And this segment will make it up there. You're not selectively dumping this one.

SPEAKER_01 2:10

Okay, go ahead.

SPEAKER_00 2:11

Zachariah. Here's what you do. Zachariah.

SPEAKER_01 2:14

Zachary. Zachary Alexander.

SPEAKER_00 2:17

For this, you're Zachariah in my book.

SPEAKER_01 2:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 2:19

You tell her, you say, no, you know what? I'm sorry. If you want me to do this, I'll do it in a week and a half. Now she will complain and say, Well, you just hold on. She will complain and say, but we have people coming over before that that I need it ready for. And then you will say, But it's my vacation. And then you will follow that with, if you force me to do this, I will never sit on the patio furniture as long as I breathe on this earth.

SPEAKER_01 2:44

Don't you find this.

SPEAKER_00 2:44

So he forgets on Sunday and sits on the furniture, but here nor there.

SPEAKER_01 2:48

Don't you find this to be a little bit of a battle when one of your you and you and Tiffany. Tiffany has the day off. Like you want to say, hey, while you're off, do X, Y, and Z, or she probably does this to you too.

SPEAKER_00 3:01

While you're But that's probably a little more accurate. Well I don't really look at her and say, I need you to do this.

SPEAKER_01 3:08

That's the that's the hard part though, because you want them to enjoy their vacation day, but at the same time.

SPEAKER_00 3:13

No, you don't. Don't even lie. You want done what you want done.

SPEAKER_01 3:17

Stop! I did say to him, I need you to re-um set up the mouse traps. That is one thing. He has to do that. That is that is a Zach John.

SPEAKER_00 3:26

He can look like Watson's face from the big Lebowski walking around in his bathroom with a white Russian doing that job. You know that's exactly what he's doing this week.

SPEAKER_01 3:34

That's exactly what it is.

SPEAKER_00 3:35

Good for you, Zachariah.

SPEAKER_01 3:37

The Supreme Court upheld Mississippi's law allowing mail-in ballots received within five business days after election day to be counted. The five to four decision rejected the Trump administration's effort to overturn the rule. And a jet blue plane hit a drone at 3,000 feet before safely landing at New York's JFK airport. I heard that it was right above the cockpit, which would scare the bejesus out of me. Think about when you're driving it. If something hits your window, it's like, whoa!

SPEAKER_00 4:06

Oh God, it scares the hell out of you.

SPEAKER_01 4:08

What was that? And I'm going back to the mice thing, the rats thing. I have one other rat story.

SPEAKER_00 4:14

Oh my God, you are torturing me today.

SPEAKER_01 4:16

Cleanup efforts are underway after the massive fire at a cold food storage warehouse in Los Angeles that burned for a week. But rats are helping dispose of the food. Now it's a problem.

SPEAKER_00 4:27

Yeah, now because now they're gonna breed and there's gonna be more. And they're gonna be hungry and looking for everything.

SPEAKER_01 4:32

Yes, the facility had 85 million pounds of meat, poultry, seafood, and bread. It's like a buffet over there.

SPEAKER_00 4:38

Oh, how did that not make it on a meat truck to be sold from the Arnhem Hall parking lot? It's rotting. Hey.

SPEAKER_01 4:44

I'm moving on. It's rotting and creating a foul stench. Of course. Mm-hmm. And that is going downwind. Friday, the Los Angeles Fire Department officially turned management on the situation and they said, we've got to do something. Meanwhile, the f the rats are still feasting.

SPEAKER_00 5:00

They've got a big problem on their hands. You know, so does Zachariah for not putting together that table in Jersey read you.

SPEAKER_01 5:08

I wonder if it's gonna be done by the time I get home. Update on that tomorrow.

SPEAKER_00 5:11

Uh let me give you that update now. No