SPEAKER_02 0:00

Well, I don't know if you caught it or not. Uh looks like Travis Kelsey might have uh made a little trip back home to Westlake, Ohio, where he grew up. And uh I think Taylor's gonna be a little bit upset because, well, this is probably not the way she wanted to get a preview of her vows that writing their own vows. And uh, you know, Taylor's soon-to-be mother-in-law, Mrs. Kelsey. Yes. She, of course, released a video because she's, you know, obviously very proud that her her boy uh hitched up with this. And I don't know that Taylor really wants to have the vows out this way, but this is the video.

SPEAKER_00 0:34

Dear Taylor, thank you for being the most hottest girl in my world. You are very nice and hot too. Every day with you is like winning another Super Bowl because you are pretty and smell good too and friendly, and you know lots of stuff like words and books and probably history too. I love how you are smart and cool and you sing good songs too. You are so good with words, and I promise that I will support you in all of your dreams. Unless your dreams are to make me eat spinach and kale, because those things are yucky poo. I promise to always share my fries with you. Well, some of my fries. And I also promise to never ask if we are almost done shopping, even if I am getting tired of shopping and my feet get tired, and I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you and eat lots of burgers and chicken wings together and kiss all the time. You are so hot, and you make me want to be a better man because I love that you are hot. I love you, and I hope you love me too. From Travis. Hey, anyone know how to spell the word hot?

SPEAKER_01 1:31

So hot. He probably spells it H A W T. That's so hot. I also think that there you know, he probably has strengths in other places.

SPEAKER_02 1:42

Yeah, his arms, legs, yes, maybe torso.

SPEAKER_01 1:45

Yes, maybe, maybe he's actually like a vulnerable crier behind closed doors.

SPEAKER_02 1:49

I'll bet you he is. And I'll bet you his brother used to beat him up for it.

SPEAKER_01 1:53

Oh, that's why he got so good at football. Yeah, yeah. Okay, you want to play another game? Oh, sure. The game is which came first.

SPEAKER_02 2:00

Oh, I've done really good so far today on the games.

SPEAKER_01 2:03

Now, this game is a list of a lot of them are just toys. You know, toys that you grew up with. Oh, okay. And you tell me which came first. The magic eight ball or game boy?

SPEAKER_02 2:16

Uh, the magic eight ball.

SPEAKER_01 2:18

Yes. Furby or Tomagotchi?

SPEAKER_02 2:22

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 2:24

This one's tough.

SPEAKER_02 2:25

Tomagchi.

SPEAKER_01 2:26

Yes! Tickle me elmo or the super soaker. Oh, this one's tough too.

SPEAKER_02 2:33

Tickle me elmo.

SPEAKER_01 2:34

No, super soaker. God damn it. Yeah, super soaker was something we had when I was a really young kid. Oh. I was never allowed to have one.

SPEAKER_02 2:41

I think my parents were like, I don't have water all over the place. Wait, so Play-Doh.

SPEAKER_01 2:46

Or goo. Wait, you had you you couldn't have one. They were around, and you still picked Tickle Me Elmo first.

SPEAKER_02 2:52

No, I didn't say I got that either. That came after I was. I remember. I remember the tickle me elmo phase. I was on the air in Cleveland at the time. This was like in the mid-90s. Yes. And uh that's when the thing came out. See, you're answering your own question. Yeah, but I didn't know the super soaker was older.

SPEAKER_01 3:10

Right, right. But you said your parents wouldn't let you have one.

SPEAKER_02 3:13

So I wasn't well because my par by by the time I was 24, do you think I was looking to pick up a ticklami elmo for myself?

SPEAKER_01 3:20

No, but you're answering. Y'all, he's answering his You're answering the question by telling me the story, and then you still pick the wrong thing.

SPEAKER_02 3:29

Well, no, I meant like squirt guns. Like I'm thinking, you know, things like they weren't like, you know, they they're the yeah. I mean, Super Soaker was the ultimate version. You know, and back in my day, you had a little yellow plastic thing that you pulled the trigger one time, you're like, look, Timmy! It was like, and that was it. You barely got wet. Oh, God, yeah. And it would just annoy you because it would hit that fat chunk on the side underneath your armpit where it feels extra cold.

SPEAKER_01 3:54

Believe me, I have that. Oh, you it's over my bra. It's like an extra package of hot dogs over my bra. Yes, I understand.

SPEAKER_02 4:01

Extra sensitive to cold meat.

SPEAKER_01 4:02

Yes. How about let me see? I want to do something that you would get.

SPEAKER_02 4:09

I've been doing pretty good.

SPEAKER_01 4:10

No, no, I know, but like I was like thinking my little pony, Barbie, those were those were.

SPEAKER_02 4:14

No, well, Barbie was first. My little pony was after.

SPEAKER_01 4:17

Alright, what about Hot Wheels or Slinky?

SPEAKER_02 4:20

Slinky.

SPEAKER_01 4:21

Easy. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Cabbage patch kids or Transformers?

SPEAKER_02 4:26

Cabbage Patch Kids. Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:28

Monopoly or Etch a Sketch. Ooh, this one's tough.

SPEAKER_02 4:32

Uh, Monopoly.

SPEAKER_01 4:33

Yeah! And one last one. This one's old, old, old school. And I don't even know if these still exist. A pogo stick or Mr. Potato Head.

SPEAKER_02 4:44

The ankle breaker. I'm gonna go a pogo stick. Yes! Here's why. There was there's a show on the History Channel. You want to talk about old. You better call Zach with what I'm about to tell you. There's a show with Henry Winkler on the History Channel. Oh, the Fons? Got to watch this. Okay. They go back and they talk about like old toys, things like darts and stuff like that, which are now completely illegal. And it's like basically a show. It's an hour every Sunday night of how did we not die as a society with these ridiculous inventions and toys? And not just toys, but some of them are, you know, it's more like the pop culture stuff. And uh it doesn't get heavy like, you know, nuclear weapons or anything like that.

SPEAKER_01 5:26

Although, although. Gavin, go play out with a go play with a nuclear weapon in the backyard.

SPEAKER_02 5:31

It's God is my witness. I watched one of these episodes in the 1960s. Uh-huh. Well, I think it might have been 1950s now that I think about it. You know how you can go to a store and there's a shelf that has the science kits that nobody ever buys. You know, I mean, you know, it's like they're cool, but nobody ever buys them. You always go for the Legos or you go for the other things. But they have like even Walmart has this the section of like the mystery lab where you can grow a crystal. You've seen these, right? Oh yeah. In the 1950s, they had the Geiger counter because that was the big I'm not making this up. I swear to God. They they uh the big scare was radioactivity because you know the the atomic bomb was new and all that.

SPEAKER_01 6:13

So how did they do it?

SPEAKER_02 6:14

They they put a piece of radioactive rock in the box and your Geiger counter would go off like you know, and whatever. So they obviously got pulled from the shelves when they realized that even low doses of radioactivity are not good for you.

SPEAKER_01 6:29

Right, exactly. And so if if like one of your parents got cancer, you can go, well, thanks, Hasbro. Yeah.