SPEAKER_01 0:00

I have to be honest with you, I have a new love on uh TikTok. You do? I do. It is the people that make fun of the food influencers. I can't get enough of these. Okay, okay. Because influencers, well, they all have a style. Let's be real. Every single one of them is exactly the same.

SPEAKER_02 0:17

And even though you're not you don't talk like this in real life. You just don't.

SPEAKER_01 0:21

And and the simplest things don't really change your world that much. Okay. But in this case, the food influencers, they're the ones that really still over the top it. So in this case, this woman decides she's gonna prank on them and uh do it about a piece of Costco bologna, a slice of Costco Bowl. I do love bologna.

SPEAKER_02 0:40

I know, so do I. I go slap on a little, just a little line of mustard, roll it up. I'm good for this.

SPEAKER_01 0:47

I know it's so good.

SPEAKER_02 0:48

It's so transparent. I might be into this influence.

SPEAKER_01 0:52

Well, this is the anti-influence. Here you go.

SPEAKER_00 0:55

Hi guys. Today I went to my local grocery store called Costa Cow and I picked myself up some balogna. Wait, because guys, it's giving like a meat CD. Like it's giving edible coaster. Like, isn't she giving like edible frisbee? Like, woo! Wait, I'm um so free because it's giving like meat pancake. Like, I'm getting essence of like ironed hot dog. Guys, if you've never been to Costa Cow before and pick yourself up some bilogna, run to walk!

SPEAKER_02 1:36

I also love calling calling it bologna or bologna. Yeah, balogna. Since I was a kid, you always called it bologna.

SPEAKER_01 1:43

That's right.

SPEAKER_02 1:43

Also, the meat CD, I think was my favorite.

SPEAKER_01 1:46

I thought the meat frisbee was the best. Or the iron hot dog. Iron hot dog. Oh, that's great. That's actually the name of my new restaurant. You know what? The iron hot dog.

SPEAKER_02 1:55

We should oh, is this where you're gonna have like fried bologna sandwiches? And then you can have all different kinds of toppings on it.

SPEAKER_01 1:59

I know.

SPEAKER_02 2:00

Actually, that's a great idea.

unknown 2:01

I know.

SPEAKER_01 2:01

We're so fat.