SPEAKER_01 0:00

I I gotta mention one last thing. Yeah, go ahead. This is the weirdest flex for Dansville today. Like I th this has been the more they've been mentioned on this show than they have in 20 years.

SPEAKER_02 0:09

For sure. I mean we've mentioned them a little bit in the past six, seven months, but that's not it.

SPEAKER_01 0:14

The nostalgia of Dansville really got me yesterday from walking into the Arby's that is still exactly laid out like it was 1995, but yet well kept. I do want to point that out. And the food was excellent. I I you know I mean what can I say?

SPEAKER_02 0:29

Older folk really do a great job of keeping things very clean. They're meticulous.

SPEAKER_01 0:33

Your good point. Well, so that then going down to the Ocean State job lot, which is Ollie's but organized and really super clean.

SPEAKER_02 0:42

2.0.

SPEAKER_01 0:43

2.0 and listening to the sound of the 1990s cash register crank out a check. I'm like, oh my God. Not only that, Danceville has the nicest tops. We went yesterday and did that soda haul. Stop it. Buy two and get five. Oh my god, Ellie, it's the nicest tops I've been in in years.

SPEAKER_02 0:59

I forgot that they had a top store.

SPEAKER_01 1:01

It's a fairly big one, too. It's not like the Southside one, which is kind of like three aisles bigger than a convenience store. No disrespect to them. No, I just like a bigger tops.

SPEAKER_02 1:10

I was there on Monday at Top Southside, and it is. It's pretty small.

SPEAKER_01 1:14

And by the way, that little sale they had on this is like, I know I sound like an a hundred-year-old person. But when you hear this, even you're gonna go, dang!

SPEAKER_02 1:22

Well, it is Fourth of July, so we are stocking up on everything, right?

SPEAKER_01 1:24

So they're running a deal right now, and I swear to God, they didn't buy advertising, but this is so good. You're getting this mention, Tops. Okay. You buy two Pepsi's Pepsi products, you get five free.

SPEAKER_02 1:34

Yeah, but I say the bottles only.

SPEAKER_01 1:36

Yes, but it doesn't matter because that I got 21 bottles of different kinds of soda yesterday. And then it's the bacon. You buy two, you get three free.

SPEAKER_02 1:45

Oh, love that.

SPEAKER_01 1:46

So then the chips, you buy like two and you get four free.

SPEAKER_02 1:50

Anyway, well it's great because if you have family in town, then you you you have to get all this stuff because you're gonna be making breakfast for your family, right?

SPEAKER_01 1:56

I stocked up so that I have it for when the kids are around, you know?

SPEAKER_02 1:59

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:00

So we ended up getting up to the cash register. And uh the the girl at the register was great because she knows the deal. She was an on-the-ball uh uh cashier. Yeah, and um she goes, uh I go, man, this is the best part. We had five hundred and sixty-nine dollars worth of products sitting that we had just scanned, right? Uh-huh. And then it goes, yes, and she goes, the girl goes, I love this part too. She goes, put in your uh Tom's card, you did, and it literally rolled it back to 250 bucks.

SPEAKER_02 2:29

By the way, you're like my mom. You you talk to everyone everywhere.

SPEAKER_01 2:34

Yeah, kind of.

SPEAKER_02 2:34

I mean, not that I don't, but you're like talking to every single person.

SPEAKER_01 2:38

No, I unfortunately, you know the commercials young homeowners become their parents. It's the insurance commercials.

SPEAKER_02 2:44

Yes, you are there.

SPEAKER_01 2:45

I am I am that guy. Yes, absolutely. I really am. I'm like, I look at the cashier, you know, all of probably 17 cashing out 210 sodas, and I'm like, this is my favorite part. And she's like, me too.

SPEAKER_02 2:56

Scott is the guy that if he leaves his keys in your house and comes back to get them, comes back, comes back to get them, he's like, Oh, I'm gonna not gonna get anywhere without these.

SPEAKER_01 3:05

Get a little crabgrass growing over there.

SPEAKER_02 3:07

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 3:09

All right, stop me while I'm ahead. Go ahead. What were you gonna say?

SPEAKER_02 3:11

I can't. Today is act there's this is actually a really cool day that I don't think anyone really knows. Did you know that today is actually the real Independence Day? That the Continental Congress formally declared freedom from Great Britain on July 2nd, 1776, but approved the Declaration of Independence two days later.

SPEAKER_01 3:30

Oh, yeah, you had to get a couple days for everybody to read it, probably.

SPEAKER_02 3:33

Right. Okay. That would be my assumption as well.

SPEAKER_01 3:36

I like that.

SPEAKER_02 3:36

I mean, it's pretty much the same thing as like Amazon shipping in two days.

SPEAKER_01 3:40

Bought it today? I'll get it to two days. Okay. Yeah, that's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_02 3:44

Wait, wait, hold on. But but wait, there's more. So also on this day, Amelia Earhart, who was attempting to make that first round around the world the first trip around the world.

SPEAKER_01 3:54

I had lunch with her yesterday at Arby's in Danville.

SPEAKER_02 3:57

Disappeared. Or is she in Dansville?

SPEAKER_01 4:00

She's she's there. We had we had she was two tables over with her husband.

SPEAKER_02 4:04

Wait, hold on. This is also the day that Hemingway shot himself to death. Oh my god. And the day but wait, there's more, that Teddy Roosevelt's face was dedicated at Mount Rushmore. So patriotic. Yeah. And one more. Walmart opened up its doors for the very first time.

SPEAKER_01 4:20

And we've been waddling in ever since. Yes. You know, with you giving us so much uh so many fun facts that you can share with all of your friends and family. And so much about, you know, the nostalgia and freedom of our country and where the roots come from. It takes it takes me here.

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