SPEAKER_00 0:00

Rain, Rain, don't go away. Stay today and keep it cooler than a thousand degrees.

SPEAKER_01 0:04

Oh, yeah, it's definitely been a little hot. But first and foremost, did Taylor get married this weekend?

SPEAKER_00 0:09

Yeah, exactly as I expected. On Friday, Madison Square Garden, there it is. It's done.

SPEAKER_01 0:14

Was Blake Lively there?

SPEAKER_00 0:15

I doubt it. I don't I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 0:17

Come on. Well, here's the thing is Yeah. Blake Lively was not there.

SPEAKER_00 0:22

Here is what is gonna happen. So just this morning before I left, Tiffany, I we've been waiting to see any pictures, any video. Right? It was a I looked yesterday. Nothing. It was a cell phone excluded. You could not bring in any recording devices. Now things are trickling out. So you figure, what are you gonna do at Madison Square Garden? Think of your wedding, your average wedding. Uh-huh. I don't care if you got 50 people or 500 people. Well, who does 500 unless you're Taylor? She did a thousand. So you're gonna have a normal-sized facility, right?

SPEAKER_01 0:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:53

Apparently, there were game stations set up all inside Madison Square Garden. Like Cornhole, like your favorite? I'm gonna bet Cornhole wasn't a part of it. I'm just thinking that they went a little higher class than that, you know? Do you mean like like if we're in Vegas? That's the hunch that I'm getting, because I had even mentioned that. I'm like, so I'm in my head, I'm like, was it like a Vegas thing? Here's what I do know the 1970s Chevelle, the Chevy Chevelle that uh Travis took Taylor on their first date in, yeah, they gave that away at one of the the games. Whoa. Yeah. So and on top of $26 million that they donated to various charities last week before the wedding, they were doing all these different things. There were stations with designer handbags. Uh so yes, Taylor did a purse party.

SPEAKER_01 1:39

I was gonna say, excuse me, did she steal my idea? Thank you very much.

SPEAKER_00 1:43

Well, who hasn't around here? Stop at Illegal. There's one every Saturday now. It's nothing special anymore. You know how that works. But here's the thing it's it's life. You know, you come up with something good, and there it is. Okay. I ask all the drag shows around town. You know, now there's five every weekend. Right. But um that's here or there. So I'm my hunch is it was high-end gaming that would happen, which I think is great. Because how do you get a thousand people on the dance floor? Well, if you're Taylor, you could figure it out.

SPEAKER_01 2:09

Right, exactly. Not everyone wants to dance, and not everyone wants to dance at the same time. Like you hope whoever her DJ was that you hope that they can keep a good amount of people on the floor. But yeah, you do have to entertain in some other facet.

SPEAKER_00 2:22

And I guess this thing when it started, it was supposed to start around 5 30. It went all the way into the early hours of the next morning. So that's a party. That is a party. But here's where she's smart, and this is where I knew and I know this is gonna happen. Either there's gonna be a Taylor wedding movie and she's gonna make a fortune off it. Because not one picture has surfaced from her wedding. Not one. So there's no pictures from the wedding, there's no videos from the wedding, right? Which by now, you know, everybody you know that has ever gotten married within 48 hours has stuff released.

SPEAKER_01 2:57

So they must have signed something. If you were attending, you must have signed something that you well, not even just that you weren't going to release anything that day, but that you wouldn't be releasing anything for like six months. Because let's say Selena Gomez is there. Wouldn't you want to see the outfit? Like most if I'm going to a wedding, then I will post a selfie or I'll post a picture of like me and Zach and what we're wearing to his friend Kathleen's wedding. Sure. Sure. So I you would think that even those pictures are coming out, but they're not.

SPEAKER_00 3:23

Not nothing. Nothing yet. Because nobody had a cell phone, nobody could video. But then uh but uh she's brilliant when it comes to the business side. Now, it's it's a little weird feeling because you know Taylor makes a fortune on everything, and it's a little weird that like, could you see the Taylor movie in theaters of the wedding? Could you see a streaming thing? It's like I guess it's so her, but at the same time, I'm like, that is yeah, that is too much.

SPEAKER_01 3:49

It's a lit to me that feels tacky. Although she's exactly but she's very good at business, so but it's weird because like if it was your your aunt, your aunt TT and Uncle Jeff or whatever, yeah, you're not gonna watch their wedding video. I can barely watch my own vacation videos on my cell phone. Right, exactly. So to go and watch somebody's wedding video in a movie theater, but it's her.

SPEAKER_00 4:13

And then so how do you, you know, I mean, she's the one person I can think of almost ever that could go that to that level.

SPEAKER_01 4:20

And watching watching movies are it's not cheap. So now all of a sudden you're paying what is what is a movie now? 15 bucks?

SPEAKER_00 4:27

Yeah, 15 bucks. You know, she'd get 10 bucks of that.

SPEAKER_01 4:30

Right. So you're paying 15 bucks plus the popcorn and the snacks and all of that just to watch a wedding video?

SPEAKER_00 4:36

I'm telling you, it's either gonna be a streaming thing. Either the deal's been done. This is either going streaming or s or theaters, and I'm sorry, or it'll be books that you can buy where it's like, you know, a photo like a coffee table book of Taylor's wedding. I'm telling you, she's gonna make a fortune.

SPEAKER_01 4:50

When I finally get married, does that mean that everyone's gonna buy my wedding photo album?

SPEAKER_00 4:54

Yeah, well, you remember Reader's Digest?

SPEAKER_01 4:56

What?