SPEAKER_01 0:00

Uh we've got a lot of rain today. A lot of rain. Flash flood watches in effect. We were just talking about this yesterday. Well we'll get into our weekends in a few minutes because I feel like I haven't seen you in like, well, I know since May.

SPEAKER_00 0:12

Even though it was just Thursday.

SPEAKER_01 0:14

Yeah, it was weird though. So we'll get into that in a minute, but just be ready. There's gonna be a lot of rain. In some areas, they said the storms could stall out and really dump it down. So dump it down.

SPEAKER_00 0:24

Dump it down.

SPEAKER_01 0:25

Well, what a way to sell it. They're gonna dump it down. Also, thank God for the break. Not that I I'd rather be warm than cold, don't get me wrong. Uh-huh. But that was some hot temperatures.

SPEAKER_00 0:38

Oh my god. I was uh yeah, we'll get into it in a second. So, yes, it was extremely hot.

SPEAKER_01 0:43

So back to the Taylor wedding for just a minute here.

SPEAKER_00 0:45

So I could tell by the music.

SPEAKER_01 0:46

Oh, nice.

SPEAKER_00 0:47

I feel like we're sitting there waiting. What are you wearing? What are you wearing?

SPEAKER_01 0:50

I thought it was more epic than this.

SPEAKER_00 0:52

Oh, I don't know, because she's like she loves like castles and fantasy. I actually think it was very sweet like this. They probably really turned because the Madison Square Garden looks like a concert venue. Oh yeah. So I think they would have to literally turn everything into like a whole new looking place.

SPEAKER_01 1:10

Oh, they they said they were working hard to decorate and do all that. Page six has reported that Adam Sandler did officiate the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey wedding. But could you do could you imagine? You do the best fan of the sky so much. Give me some vows.

SPEAKER_00 1:27

He's like, oh, we auto-wear it. What do we wear? Like, I can't even. Like, that is all I can hear.

SPEAKER_01 1:32

Could you imagine the only thing worse would be Jack Black hosting it? Yes, fitting! Oh my god. Oh God. Anyway, supposedly he was playing basketball just before uh the wedding. Like he was out, you know, shooting hoops. Uh Adam was.

SPEAKER_00 1:45

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you mean like basketball inside Madison Square Garden?

SPEAKER_01 1:48

No, like whatever he was, he was like, oh, I gotta go shoot some hoops. Which like I guess everybody preps up for a big event different. You know, like you, I think, if you're hosting, well, you did a few months back. Didn't you host that big uh blue balls moon? No? Blue moon ball. Blue moon ball? Sorry, not blue balls moon. Yes. That's a different party. Um, but you were prepping most of the day, weren't you?

SPEAKER_00 2:08

Yeah, actually, I prepped the night before. I looked over my notes during the day. Also, you just I for me, I just kind of like look over my notes. I get I take a lot of time to get ready. I don't do basketball.

SPEAKER_01 2:20

I was gonna say, that's like, well, there's a move.

SPEAKER_00 2:22

I can understand if there's something like maybe you're into I don't know, uh golf and you want to take a couple swings. Yeah, something that calms you, that's not the thing that calms me.

SPEAKER_01 2:34

So here's a couple of the other things. This is from the security side of her wedding. Guests allegedly uh had to sign non-disclosure agreements, which uh carries no financial or legal penalties. So people could have gone in. Here's what it is people could have snuck a phone in, but you don't want to piss her off. She's the wrong person to piss off.

SPEAKER_00 2:52

Because then you're like Blake Lively and you're on that side of things. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 2:55

Uh guests have also reportedly not been asked to sign a film release, which is interesting because these are all stars that were at this.

SPEAKER_00 3:04

And if you are suddenly in a movie and you're not like, you know, getting anything from it, you kind of like I also think not only are they they all stars, but they're also respectful to what the day is because they wouldn't want it done to them.

SPEAKER_01 3:20

And you don't want to piss her off.

SPEAKER_00 3:21

And you don't want to piss her off, but they end up like Blake lively. I she also seems I mean I'm gonna guess, and not as if I know Taylor at all, but that she's very sweet.

SPEAKER_01 3:30

So when somebody is like sweet until she gets doesn't and there's the old expression pain, I'm great until I'm not.

SPEAKER_00 3:36

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_01 3:37

Don't make me be not nice.

SPEAKER_00 3:38

Right, exactly. I am super sweet until I'm not. And if you're on my bad side, you are on it.

SPEAKER_01 3:43

Then you should understand this. And one final note every invitation is sup was supposedly individually watermarked with a specific guest first and last name to uh easily trace uh any leaks. Oh, that's interesting. Yup, there's a lot of details on it.

SPEAKER_00 3:59

Now here's like a QR code, like how you know when we scan QR codes to get into any event, I mean our adult Easter egg hunt, whatever. Whatever it was. Yeah, it tracks to a specific person. Oh, of course.

SPEAKER_01 4:10

Now, the other thing I will say is m I I I You know a lot about this wedding, by the way, which is very interesting. Thank you also to Tiffany, who sent me some of this too, because I think we're both uh I'm now invested in wanting to see some of this. Yeah, of course. Like I'm I'm like, okay, you gotta let some of it out.

SPEAKER_00 4:24

It was the first thing I I Googled on Saturday morning when I woke up. I didn't even pee yet. And I'm like, did Taylor get married? And all it was was yes, she did. Okay, where's the evidence?

SPEAKER_01 4:34

Where is everything?

SPEAKER_00 4:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:35

Now, here's the thing. I don't buy that there's not gonna be some profit-making opportunity, whether it be uh wedding album, a special, yeah, right? A special somewhere. I just don't buy that. Or a book. I because that's the other thing. She could get people to buy books now, and nobody buys books unless you're like hardcore reader. Your average person is like, oh, whatever, maybe.

SPEAKER_00 4:55

I also wouldn't want to tackify my wedding that way. That's the one thing I would want to keep. I know, but that's the one thing I would want to keep sacred. That's where I just don't get that whole thing. Yeah, you can release the pictures, yeah, you're gonna make some money off of that, fine. But to go into uh either a wedding album or a movie just seems too much.

SPEAKER_01 5:14

Give me one more uh wedding vow. Uh, you know, do you take Taylor?

SPEAKER_00 5:18

Uh oh, do you take Taylor? You can't even understand what he says. That's what makes it makes me so mad.

SPEAKER_01 5:26

You imagine if he busted in his song like the Thanksgiving song too.

SPEAKER_00 5:30

He's like, Put on your wedding dress. It's time for Taylor's Day.