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I know you would flip if Tiffany did j this new TikTok prank to you. So it's called the bathroom tour trend where she would come tour? Yeah. Oh she would come into the bathroom while you were taking a number two. And she would say, Oh, look over here to our new lighting fixtures and blah, blah, blah. And you would be sitting on the John.

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And it's because that's the here's the here's the reason for this. There is we'll play the clip and then I'll Okay.

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Now this is this is an older couple. His reaction, the older couples, their reactions are the best.

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Now I'm gonna give you a tour of the bathroom. This is one of the smallest ones in the house. I redid it in a sand color, and I'm not sure what to do. I have the mirror with the light, and then I'm I'm a little stuck here with this wall. I don't know where to put it in the water. What are you doing? You're not filming it, are you? Loretta! Shelf. Oh, be quiet. Say hi to the hell out of here! What's the matter with you?

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By the way, I met her yesterday at Home Goods in Ithaca.

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Loretta!

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I don't know what to do here. I I there I was listening to an older couple that wasn't even a couple, it was two old older ladies that were shopping at Home Goods in Ithaca. Every single aisle. You know when you're shopping and you get in the pattern of you're like one row over from somebody all the way through the store. Yes, like and you're like, are you following me? Yeah, you're not really, but you know, you know how it is. You but you jokingly say it to them in a they get there a minute and a half before you, and then you're just stuck in the pattern of, oh, they're on aisle uh 2A, I'm on uh 1A, you know.

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And you have to take a little bit longer in 1A so you don't bump in the into them too much.

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And I'm listening to this one woman who had this jersey, but I'm now living in Florida accent, because at one point she goes, Well, I live in Florida. Coral Gables. Coral Gables. I almost stopped. I go, Do you know Ruth Barbarino? You should have asked. Yeah, that would have been great. But every aisle, this woman was like, Oh, this is fabulous. Like she was trying to get it. Felicia, what do you think of this? She was trying to get her friend to buy everything. She's like, Oh, I love this, this stuff. You need one of these. Do you have towels? You need towels. I was listening to this going, are you trying to get your friend to buy something from every aisle?

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Stop it right there. We all have that friend. Danielle loves to spend my money and as much of it as possible. But it is.

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Oh my gosh, it drives me nuts. Oh, you need this squirrel butter dish. Nothing holds butter like the squirrel butter dish does. Oh, you go all the time. It's nuts. Oh my god. And then the next Alova. Do you need dish to oh the my favorite was the one. This dish rack is the best dish rack you ever saw. You can keep it dry over here, dry over there. And then you hear the other friend. Don't get the wood one. The wood one gets it gets all wobbling. She's trying to be kind of nice, but I can also tell she was getting agitated where she was just sort of like, Yeah, I'm good with the one that I have. That's wonderful. Oh, I used mine all the time.

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Because Danielle, it's not just uh you could or could you use, it's you need this.

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Yeah, does it go in the cart as she says it? Yeah. She's like, you know, whoop, right in the cart. This new all-clad frying pan is the best ever. I just pour the grease right out of it. I'm literally listening to this woman give a sales pitch of something in every single aisle. Speaking of which. We all have that friend. We have gifts. Uh Tiffany grabbed these for you yesterday. I uh this is your uh new, well, here you can describe it.

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Oh, I love a notebook. Okay, it's a good notebook. It's oh, it's pink, and there's little like a hologram, not hologram, holographic Diet Cokes on it with bows.

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Yes. Oh, and each page says Diet Coke. There you go. And then she got you this. That's awesome! I don't know what this is, but it's a diet, it's a Diet Coke neon sign. Where can we hang this in the studio? Oh, does it light up right now? You need a neon sign in your house, Martha.

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My gosh.

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This was so funny yesterday.

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I sit in the studio so much. Yeah. I never sit at my desk, so I would love for it to hang in the street.

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I love that you two have started trading Diet Coke paraphernalia. You gave her an old hotel room key, you know, uh key ring.

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Speaking of, I never hit up Dollar Tree. I said I was gonna do this the other day. I ended up, honestly, Thursday. I started a new little project at work because we one of our other stations had something approved.

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So you're battling that bad to get into it.

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Yeah, I can't get in here at all. And then I have to tell you how to pick a restaurant.

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Oh, yeah, we gotta get there too. Well, I'll tell you how to do it. Take Vivian with you.

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Okay, so I need some batteries, which I think we have here down the hall. Oh, speaking, I got something else to tell ya.

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Let me tell you listen to me.

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Let me tell you the restaurant thing first. All right, we'll get it. And then I have a nightstand thing second.

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Okay, from the from from one to one.

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So let's do let's do restaurant thing right before the big three. How about that one?