SPEAKER_02 0:00

It is time, Allie Payne. I've got criminal on top of criminal for you. Give it to me. Oh. Okay. We've talked about this in the past. What? I will never pick up a hitchhiker.

SPEAKER_03 0:13

Oh. Unless they're hot. I have a hitchhiking story, but no, I won't. I won't.

SPEAKER_02 0:18

Well well, go ahead, because I got one for you after you share yours.

SPEAKER_03 0:22

I was in college and me and my girlfriends went and saw The Passion of the Christ of all things.

SPEAKER_02 0:28

That's the uh show you die on the way to if you pick up a hitch hitchhiker.

SPEAKER_03 0:32

And then on the way back, we saw a hitchhiker and or we saw somebody that was we saw them uh on the side of the road what we thought was their car was broken down. So my lovely friend Emma Fett, I will never forget, she she was like, come on, you guys.

SPEAKER_02 0:47

Is she related to Boba?

SPEAKER_03 0:48

Yes. She was like, come on, guys, we gotta help them. We just watched Passion of the Christ. We gotta we gotta extend. Well then all of a sudden, we pull over and she gets out thinking, Hey, can I help you? The guy starts chasing, running after her. Get out! Yes! And she jumps in the car, we're like, Emma, we told you! Are you serious? I was dead serious. Dead serious. And I said, This is why we don't pick up hitchhikers, then we don't help people on the side of the street.

SPEAKER_02 1:14

I thought you were gonna say this is why we should have picked this guy up first, taking him to the Passion of the Christ, and then he wouldn't want to kill you.

SPEAKER_03 1:20

Four girls and a car? Emma, what are you thinking? Dummy.

SPEAKER_02 1:25

Yeah, I don't know. I got nothing on that except, wow, bad move. No, listen to this one right here. So this guy, uh this Michigan man, well, he pitched up, pick it, picked up a hitchhiker, and then later sees him on the news. And when you hear why, here it is.

SPEAKER_01 1:41

That's him. His van broke down in the church parking lot where he stopped to change his clothes after robbing Lake Oxiola State Bank. Oh, right. And I told you to go pick him up. Oh, that's fine. He didn't shoot me or kill me or anything, but I gotta call the state police now.

SPEAKER_03 1:58

Okay. Oh my gosh. Okay. She told him to pick him up. My parents picked up a hitchhiker once. We were on the way home from an Indians game. The guy was wearing a suit. His car, he said his car broke down. Well, I can tell you this. My parents said, don't ever do that. Even though they did it, they only took him, it was like 10 minutes down the road. No, no biggie. But we could have been chopped up.

SPEAKER_02 2:21

Yes, you could have been chopped.

SPEAKER_03 2:22

I don't know what Mark and Gill were thinking either. Stupid. Did they also just come from the Passion of the Christ? They're just such church-loving good Christians that they're like, we gotta help them out.

SPEAKER_02 2:33

Well, let's go over here to Maryland.

SPEAKER_03 2:34

I'm not sure why my mom from Cleveland would sound like she was Southern.

SPEAKER_02 2:37

Yeah, well, there is this guy now over here, this Maryland man, uh reported his car stolen. But while it happened, he was allegedly burglarizing a Verizon store here.

SPEAKER_00 2:51

Someone took my truck. Let me just do your hands real quick. Okay. Put your hands around your back for me. For what? Well, you got that Verizon store because you got butt on your hands and butters. Oh, wasn't that no Verizon store, so I promise to God. Have a seat real quick. Hold on. You got blood on your shirt. So the gig's up. It's whether you want to be honest about stuff or not. You know what I mean? I do. Someone stole my truck. Oh my god. That's kind of some karmic right there, ain't it? I left the keys in it. Yeah, that's some karma right there, dude. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:16

No, no, it didn't. I mean, someone could have stolen his truck, but he was actually burglar burgling the uh Verizon store.

SPEAKER_03 3:23

But what was the blood?

SPEAKER_02 3:24

I don't know, maybe it was punching glass or something like that. Oh, duh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 3:28

Because just the other day we were watching, oh, it's called Maximum Pleasure. And I think it's on Apple. Mm-hmm. It's a pretty good show, but we were saying how there's some murder in it. Oh. And I said, I could never murder someone because there's always a drop of blood. First of all, I just I could not murder someone. Let's just have to do that. You could have stopped there. Right.

SPEAKER_02 3:49

I was buying into you were good with the passion of the Christ part of this story.

SPEAKER_03 3:53

But but I said, there's always a drop of blood somewhere that you never see. Oh yeah. They find later. Blood is just way too it's it's messy. It gets everywhere. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 4:04

That's the problem with murder.

SPEAKER_03 4:06

Yes?