SPEAKER_01 0:00

Oh, you're gonna love this as a lady, especially. Uh Tiffany just texted me. She goes, I just ordered eight perfume brand eight perfumes brand new off eBay for $277.

SPEAKER_02 0:10

Oh, yes, because the perfumes that I have now are they're up there on price.

SPEAKER_01 0:15

Eight brand new ones. I I responded to her. I said, that's great. I just opened a $699 sewer bill from Shimon County. Looks like we both win. By the way, I'm gonna get into that Shimon County sewer bill bull BS. I almost said that. It almost came out. I'll get into that in a couple minutes because Moss, I know you're still in charge for a couple minutes, and you might as well explain yourself if you're the county exec.

SPEAKER_02 0:37

I don't know how you guys just have money on the ready for that.

SPEAKER_01 0:40

I nobody does. I'm not gonna you know what? I wanna I'm gonna switch gears for a minute. I want to go over here. So we know we're getting a Chick-fil-A, okay?

SPEAKER_02 0:48

Yeah, when are we getting that?

SPEAKER_01 0:50

Well, it's gonna take a little bit of time because you know they had to knock down the old Fridays, which now oddly looks like it was never there.

SPEAKER_02 0:56

Oh, you know what? I was just over there and didn't even think about it not being there.

SPEAKER_01 1:00

Bingo. Doesn't even look like it was ever there.

SPEAKER_02 1:02

I know, but now I think, wow, that really is gonna be congested.

SPEAKER_01 1:06

Uh I think they're gonna Yeah, because you're getting seven brew right across the street. So you'll be coming out of that. There is gonna be there are gonna be some accidents while people get settled into that.

SPEAKER_02 1:16

Yes, and also with well, maybe they're gonna make some space by knocking that bank down.

SPEAKER_01 1:22

Uh yeah, they didn't, they took the old community bank out. Same intersection right there.

SPEAKER_02 1:27

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 1:28

I thought, though, that that was going to be like an extension of Wendy's or something. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:32

I mean, are people just clamoring to eat inside Wendy's?

SPEAKER_01 1:35

I don't know what they're doing with that there, but there there's gonna be some changes unneeded in that intersection.

SPEAKER_02 1:40

Uneeded.

SPEAKER_01 1:41

Uneeded.

SPEAKER_02 1:42

I I thought I just assumed that they were kind of expanding that entrance up. Oh, maybe they are opening it up a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 1:48

Okay, that might make sense because the other weird thing is when you're coming out of Sam's club, you know, the parking lot there, right, you know, because I want you to think about this. If you're driving out of the parking lot, like you're coming up to County Route 64 to go right or left, you're gonna get the Chick-fil-A, which is gonna be on your left. Okay, this is where Friday is out of the parking lot. Everybody's like, no, it's not, it's gonna be on the other side. No, it's gonna be over there. Okay. Sam's is also getting gas pumps. Oof. Yeah. But hold on, there's more.

SPEAKER_02 2:18

That's a busy parking lot as it is. But wait, there's more. You better put them in the backpack.

SPEAKER_01 2:22

Seven brew is going, excuse me, across the street as you'd be going to Taco Bell and Dairy Queen. Correct. But if you've ever pulled out of that parking lot, like everybody does, especially a lot of you on the first of the month, uh, you'll notice that you have to look up. Yeah. So it's so you're it's gonna be a it's gonna be a mess.

SPEAKER_02 2:43

People don't know when it's their turn at that intersection. It drives me a little crazy.

SPEAKER_01 2:47

I know. I think they're gonna have to redo that. And I I think they will. I mean, in all seriousness, I think they've got that that whole plan in mind.

SPEAKER_02 2:53

Even with an arrow, I'm like, go. Yeah, I know. Are you gonna do this? Right. Okay, no, I'll go. Thank you.

SPEAKER_01 3:00

Yeah. So anyway, with us getting a Chick-fil-A, this dad shares his hack. It's a Chick-fil-A hack for feeding his family of five on the cheap. And I want to hear what he does.

SPEAKER_00 3:10

We order 30 nuggets, $17. They each get the buttered bun, 25 cents each. So for 75 cents, we get the buns. For $20, every kid gets a fried chicken sandwich. Look at that. Fill it up. Make their own sandwich. We have saved so much money. I'm just telling you, you can eat under $45 at Chick-fil-A as a family of five.

SPEAKER_02 3:34

Brilliant! It is brilliant. Do kids really know the difference? Let me tell you why I'm asking you this. Because I just over the weekend, we were going to Zach's niece's birthday party and we couldn't find Nitos. So we found. No.

SPEAKER_01 3:50

She should have called me. I know I have a I have a connection.

SPEAKER_02 3:53

Well, I you know, we were going up to East Aurora, home of Fisher Price, Toy Stories a plenty. We thought, oh, we'll find one. No big deal. No, so we had to get a Nito knockoff. Yep. And I asked Zach's sister-in-law, yeah, but is Winnie gonna is she gonna know? And she goes, She's seven. She has no clue.

SPEAKER_01 4:13

Oh, she'll know.

SPEAKER_02 4:14

That's what I said.

SPEAKER_01 4:15

She knew. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:17

So she was just being nice to my face.

SPEAKER_01 4:18

Yeah. Well. She was hoping she wouldn't notice. It wasn't being nice. Oh, you mean the seven-year-old being nice to your face? Yeah. Oh, I think she was probably happy. Right now, if it's a squishy, yeah. It doesn't matter what squishy. If you get the neato, you're the coolest person. But any squishy will do. I don't know what it is with the squishy thing, but you know, Nido, you're number one. Any any other one, it'll do. And they're fine with it.

SPEAKER_02 4:42

It's like the Chick-fil-A kind of hack here. Do kids realize it that it's not really a chicken fried sandwich?

SPEAKER_01 4:50

So here's the thing on that. I want you to think about that. How many kids do you let's think of a Chick-fil-A or think of any fast food restaurant chicken sandwich. Usually has a tomato. Kids don't really like tomatoes, most of them. True. Uh lettuce on it. Kids can care less about lettuce on it. The sauce, maybe. Maybe that's it. And it, you know, and and sometimes they have cheese on them. So I mean, maybe without I'm betting you that this is brilliant because you get the little biscuits. You could probably ask for extra sauce, right? Oh, yeah. And there you go. You you can make it. So I highly applaud this father because I've figured something similar out at McDonald's. Okay. And by me sharing this with you, I'm gonna ruin it because I know McDonald's will catch on and they'll change it. Okay. Don't be dumb and buy happy meals unless, unless it's absolutely a toy your kid wants. Because let me just tell you, they have the Buffalo Bills big box, or you could call it the big box. Comes with two cheeseburgers, 20 nuggets, two fries. Yeah. All you gotta do is buy drinks. You know how much that box is? Did you just say? Two cheeseburgers, 20 McNuggets. No, I said, did you just say the price? No. It's $15 for all that.

SPEAKER_02 6:00

Wow. And what is a separate happy meal?

SPEAKER_01 6:03

Uh separate happy meal is like $6.99 a pop. So two of them are $12. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 6:08

And you haven't even eaten. Right. So you get enough food for all three of you?

SPEAKER_01 6:12

Yes. You know, if they want a burger, because sometimes sometimes they just want nuggets. Yes. And uh now, I mean, if Tiffany's there, we we've got to get a little bit more, you know. You know, it but it let's say it's let's just say it's after soccer one night and I'm feeding the kids and we want something quick. It's just you three. Sometimes Gavin and Lydia just want nuggets. Okay, I'll eat two cheeseburgers. I have no problem with that. And two large fries, yeah, you're gonna be okay with that. There's enough fries to go around. Totally. So you can do that. And that's why I say don't buy a happy meal because you're just you're you're getting ripped off. You are buying the happy.

SPEAKER_02 6:47

And it's one of those stupid toys that, let's be real, when they're not looking, you're throwing it away. Oh my god, yes.

SPEAKER_01 6:53

I think I just did it.