SPEAKER_01 0:00

You know what my guilty pleasure show is?

SPEAKER_02 0:02

Uh uh Anything Murder.

SPEAKER_01 0:04

Well, okay, yeah. Yeah, that's ANY single thing. It's so bad. Because my mom loves Keith Morrison.

SPEAKER_02 0:13

Well, I found he the To Catch a Predator.

SPEAKER_01 0:16

No, that's uh Chris shoot. What is that dude?

SPEAKER_02 0:20

Which one's Keith Morrison? He's the old gray-haired guy from Dateline.

SPEAKER_01 0:24

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 0:24

He is I could listen to him read an encyclopedia.

SPEAKER_01 0:28

My mom has a Keith Morrison t-shirt. That's how much she loves Keith Morrison.

SPEAKER_02 0:33

I want to dog your mom for this, but yet at the same time, I have this strange, like, I can't not hate it.

SPEAKER_01 0:40

The shirt says something like it. The shirt says something like, When I die, I want Keith Morrison to say, She really lit up a room or something like that.

SPEAKER_02 0:52

His pacing is so good where he's like, and then you'll get him to do this randomly. My favorite is when Keith Morrison will do this. He'll ask like a question like, and did he? And you're just like, What are you doing? Like, you know, deep in this murder story, he's narrating it with his incredible delivery, his voice, and he's like, and then at the end, and there's a terrible impression.

SPEAKER_00 1:20

So just but follow my follow what follow what happens here.

SPEAKER_02 1:23

So he's like, and after the murder weapon was dropped, and then at two in the morning, he went to Burger King. And you're like, That's extreme. Where did that just go? Like he asks these questions that are so like, okay, you're trying to really put yourself into it.

SPEAKER_01 1:41

He's on a podcast now.

SPEAKER_02 1:43

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:43

Oh my gosh, it came up as a suggestion. Here I am. I'm listening to the Not For Air Podcast.

SPEAKER_02 1:48

I'd be hypnotized. I really would be hypnotized.

SPEAKER_01 1:50

I ended up uh so I was listening to the Not for Air Podcast, and you should too, by the way. It's on our app. Being a chatterbox is genetic is the name of the latest one. Oh. That's a good name. Thank you. Thank you. And uh we also talk about losing kids and Chuck E. Cheese. But anyway, so it came up as a suggestion, suggestion, and I thought, all right, let me see what the podcast version of it would be. And it was it was great. I was not I was I was sucked in to the podcast. But no, no, the guilty pleasure thing, Shark Tank. I still love Shark Tank. And did you know Mr. Beast is going to appear on Shark Tank this season?

SPEAKER_02 2:30

Ah, well, he's gotta do something to help his reputation.

SPEAKER_01 2:33

What an entrepreneur. Oh, does he have a bad reputation right now?

SPEAKER_02 2:36

No, he went through. I don't know if his reputation's still bad. He went through a phase where a lot of people, and I always look at this like, who's the disgruntled employee that didn't get the bonus? Apparently he had something to do with not paying people or what the or something. But again, I I I always question those sorts of things. Like, are you disgruntled? Did you not get something you wanted? Did you get fired because you screwed something up?

SPEAKER_01 3:04

I always say we gotta look at the contract. Yeah, gotta look at the contract. That actually that happened to uh Zach's kid was recently in a possible promotion situation. And I said, Cyrus, did you have a contract written up? Because he's like, I'm still not getting the pay that I was supposed to get. And I said, Did you have a contract? No, I didn't have a contract.

SPEAKER_02 3:25

Oh that it's no, it's not like you're being disrespectful and saying I don't trust you. All you're doing is uh is keeping everybody and everything honest.

SPEAKER_01 3:34

Well, Zach and I said afterwards, this is Cyrus's first adult lesson that Cyrus needed to learn, which is you gotta have a contract.

SPEAKER_02 3:43

You do. Speaking of narration, can I play this for you? Uh, this is this guy that narrates what it was growing up uh like in the 90s.

SPEAKER_01 3:51

Oh, gosh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:52

All right, here, let's born in the mid-80s before Wi-Fi, before filters, before phones got smart. We grew up rewinding cassettes with a pencil, recording TRL over your sixth birthday party on VHS, and spending Friday nights wandering blockbuster like it was church. Man, we lived for TGIF. We believed in Power Rangers, teamwork, and Captain Planet logic. We crushed so hard on Topanga, feared the Crypt Keeper, and thought Unsolved Mysteries was basically a horror film.

unknown 4:25

Huh.

SPEAKER_00 4:25

We believed Titanic was the greatest love story ever told, and that the Matrix might actually be real. We were the last kids to grow up before everything went digital.

SPEAKER_02 4:36

Man, that was that's on TikTok, and that's deep. Like I could listen to more of that.

SPEAKER_01 4:41

What's so funny about that is I'm uh elder millennial and Zach is what are you guys? What are you guys? Uh Gen Xers. Okay. And he claims he thinks he is the best generation. It's true. And I I say to him, No, you're not. Because I've had the balance of both worlds. I've had the, you know, the always playing outside type world. And then I have the also internet world too. So I feel like I have the best of both worlds.

SPEAKER_02 5:08

See, I feel like we are the best because we gave you the internet.

SPEAKER_01 5:12

Oh, thank you.