SPEAKER_01 0:00

Very quickly, I just want to let you know that uh I I did a little research here, actually. Brendy Brenda Brendy or Brandy? Brandy Brandy Sue uh texted back. Custodian.

SPEAKER_00 0:12

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 0:13

That's gotta be a nice job in the summer. You don't have to clean up after all the little rug rats.

SPEAKER_00 0:17

I know. That's when they get the deep clean in there. Scott just played some audio. This lady got stuck in a Planet Fitness on, I believe, 4th of July weekend. And what a sucky place to be stuck.

SPEAKER_01 0:28

Well, there's worse because for one, you can find a meal. Actually, think about this. If you're gonna get stuck somewhere, you had mentioned you got stuck in a bathroom. Bob, the only thing you can do is sit there and scroll on your phone, you know, and hope and wait. Someone goes, Where did she go? Right. Plan of fitness, you probably got protein uh uh you know, food. You stop you you've you can eat. Oh god. There's TVs, but great chalk bars for 10 hours. But you'll survive, you know. That's true. You've got uh, you know, TVs. That's true. Okay. You've got bathrooms of plenty, uh including a shower. There's far worse places. I mean, you'd have to take a nap on a treadmill. That may not be comfortable.

SPEAKER_00 1:04

Don't they have tanning beds in there? I there you go. I've never been a planet fitness person, but I think they have tanning beds as well.

SPEAKER_01 1:10

So you there's your nap time. Oh, that's a bad one. This is not the worst place to be locked into.

SPEAKER_00 1:15

First one, it wasn't me, but my boss called me while I was on my anniversary dinner asking if there was anybody around that could come and unlock the office door because they had locked them in there, and at the time there wasn't a thumb like to a thumb like thumb like to knock it from the inside without a key. Anyway, my office is an hour away, so I called the cleaners, see if they were in the neighborhood to let them out. Turns out he normally was gone before the last person, so he left his key in his car.

SPEAKER_01 1:39

Oh whoops.

SPEAKER_00 1:41

Here's another one. I was in a room at my doctor's office for a later afternoon appointment. Oh no, I see where this is going.

SPEAKER_01 1:48

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_00 1:49

The nurse already saw me and I was waiting on the doctor to come in. So obviously, with their system, it not only shows that a patient is in the office, but where in the office, uh, where in the office they are and how long they've been there. I know they run behind, so I didn't think anything of it. Yeah, well, 30 minutes pass. I was on my phone to pass time, and then I put my phone away and realized it's 520. These hoes forgot me. They all left and went home for the day. Nothing like calling hospital security to let you out of the office and being charged for a copay when you weren't seen.

SPEAKER_01 2:23

Oh, no way.

SPEAKER_00 2:27

They owe you something. They owe you at least a hundred tongue depressors. Oh, wow. Why not?

SPEAKER_01 2:32

I was gonna say, I mean, either that or just bend over and I'll wrong one. I'm sorry, here it is. There.

SPEAKER_00 2:38

And give me some band aids while we're at it.

SPEAKER_01 2:39

Yeah, just you know, give me a stack of those.

SPEAKER_00 2:41

Rubber gloves, too.