SPEAKER_01 0:00

Since you have eight dogs, you might start doing this. Zach's sister-in-law is a vet tech. Vet tech. Yes, vet tech. And I asked her last week when we were barbecuing all together. I said, You're not my vet. That's not where you go. You know, I don't go to you. But I noticed that my vet and everyone who works there will talk to Junior and the doggy voices. Do you talk to all of your doggies and the doggy voices? I do not.

SPEAKER_00 0:30

What? Maybe you mean the one where you're like, it's a boogie boogie boogie boogie. It's like baby talking to me. No, I don't do that.

SPEAKER_01 0:37

What? No. Wait, I got one more for you.

SPEAKER_00 0:39

I really I mean it sound maybe it sounds weird to you, but I don't.

SPEAKER_01 0:42

That is so weird.

SPEAKER_00 0:43

No, because you know, it's always the herd of the of pups that are following you everywhere. So I'm like, come on, guys, let's go outside. Outside. That's what it sounds like in my house.

SPEAKER_01 0:54

Oh my gosh. Every morning I'm like, Choo Ju, wake up.

SPEAKER_00 0:59

Chooju.

SPEAKER_01 1:00

Choo choo, wake up, baby. Wake up. Oh my goodness. You got me up four times in the middle of the night.

SPEAKER_00 1:05

Get up, Junior!

SPEAKER_01 1:06

No, but here's what here's what she said. She goes, Oh, not only do we talk to your dog like that, but we do something else that we notice that people come in and think that we look a little crazy. When, especially Goldens. Goldens are really popular for this. When dogs wiggle their butt, she says, we wiggle our butts back at them. So when the dog comes up and is like, also something I'm not planning on doing. So the dog comes up and is like, and then she'll say, let's say, uh, Henry, Henry. Then she'll go, yes, Henry, we're wiggling.

SPEAKER_00 1:41

And Henry is a butt wiggler. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. I'm gonna uh pass off.

SPEAKER_01 1:47

No, of course you want to wiggle your butt. You don't even talk to your dogs the way you should talk to your dogs. Talk to them like they're, you know, part of the family.

SPEAKER_00 1:53

Are you guys gonna go get a job so you can start paying for your food? Jeez!

SPEAKER_01 1:57

Right? And there's Junior huffing on the couch as if he's pulled a 12 hour shift. I'm like, bro, you haven't done anything today.

SPEAKER_00 2:07

Why don't you try talking to him like that and see what he does? No, I can't. Probably go take a piss on the cover. He's my baby.