SPEAKER_01 0:00

I feel I should give you this really quick just because we can uh prepare for tomorrow. Uh and it is uh hang on, I got buttons to push here. Okay. Mega Heat Dome 2.0 Oh. Yeah, we uh so 97 tomorrow, which you know is gonna rocket past that. It's gonna be awesome.

SPEAKER_00 0:20

Are you getting the things from NYSEG? I keep getting these texts. High usage alerts? Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 0:25

Let me tell you what that is. Okay, we're going to bend you over so hard that it's not even funny. I am so sick of NYSEG, and I mean, like, oh pardon me for just one second. You said you wanted to smack talk, if I may just have 13 seconds. Go ahead. You know, this pile of crap governor we have, Hokel, is trying to get re-elected. So she thinks by telling everybody their car insurance is gonna drop a little bit, that's great. Should have fixed that years ago, hoax. But here's the other thing. Why don't you get on NISEG? Because we're all dying here. Everybody's dying with these bills. Do you know I'm nothing shy of $500 that I gotta pay in a week? Well, and I'm That's a dead ass summer. Like I unless I should be paying like $200.

SPEAKER_00 1:02

Like it's gonna help that you send me a notice that you're gonna bend me over. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:06

I mean What do you expect me to do? Turn it down so I can sweat? Right. So let's see, I'm gonna sweat, still get bent over. Oh I just I I can't.

SPEAKER_00 1:15

I will not compromise my my comfort at all. I have to have the AC, like a good, what is it on right now? Like probably 71 or something like that. Which is pretty normal. Yes, exactly. Exactly. It's not constantly, it's not constantly running, but enough that I know that, well, I better start saving. I thank God we get paid on Wednesday.

SPEAKER_01 1:35

It's just it's getting to a point where that has gone from being a utility bill to a mortgage payment. Yes. You cannot sustain this.

SPEAKER_00 1:46

No wonder people want side hustles.

SPEAKER_01 1:49

I don't know. I don't want a side hustle. No, I'm not sure. I want to get done with my my my uh uh my 40-hour work week, and I want to go home and I want to relax a little bit or do things around the house. I don't want another job.

SPEAKER_00 2:01

I want to take my pants off and sit in the AC.

SPEAKER_01 2:03

Starfish on the bed in the AC. I do not want another job. Okay, I want my utility bill to be something that is within reason.

SPEAKER_00 2:12

Oh my god. I actually just sent me a side.

SPEAKER_01 2:14

Well, you got me in a good place for this whole smack talk that you have.

SPEAKER_00 2:17

Oh, believe me, but I just sent a text message to the place that I bartend weddings sometimes because I'm at that point knowing my nice egg bill is gonna come. So I said, um, did you need me this season?

SPEAKER_01 2:30

I haven't heard from you. Any weddings coming up that I could uh attend for you?

SPEAKER_00 2:34

I have a lot of packed weekends, but I might be able to squeak in one or two because I'm that's uh that's some good money. Okay, let's let's do some smack talking. All right, yeah. As you know, I am doing the three on three Gus Macker basketball tournament on Friday. And I am I mean celebrity, let's use it loosely, but celebrity game. This is the kickoff game. Everyone's welcome to it. So I I say to Zach yesterday, I really want to start smack talking on the on the court. And he goes, Do you think that's a good idea? I said, Yes. Why not?

SPEAKER_01 3:09

If it's fun-loving smack talking, you know, it's meant to be in good faith.

SPEAKER_00 3:12

Who are you playing against? Uh so on on my team, I have Zakai, who is he's from Shar Studios.

SPEAKER_01 3:20

But you're not you're not gonna smack talk your team.

SPEAKER_00 3:22

No, no, but I have to convince you. Well, go ahead and give the props to your people. I feel like I have to convince them though. And then I have uh, you know, honestly, I don't even know the other guy, some coach for horseheads. Anyway, the other team. The other team. This is what it this is where I gotta. It's not that I have to worry. There's one person I have to worry about, and they're they're the person that I want to smack talk the most. So we have Emmy Softly, runway for a cause. We have Marshall Ferrari from Elmira downtown. He used to do gaffer. Yeah. Then we have this third grade basketball prodigy. She's my competition.

SPEAKER_01 3:55

So well, that's a tough one to smack talk. That one's right there because you're talking third grade.

SPEAKER_00 4:01

That's the one I want to smack talk the most. Actually, I want to smack talk.

SPEAKER_01 4:05

Here comes Ann Alley the bully. You know, it's funny, you're a bully when you're doing it to the third grader. To everybody else, you're just smack talking.

SPEAKER_00 4:11

I want to so Marshall and Emmy are on the team. What to one of them, I want to be like, you play like a third grader.

SPEAKER_01 4:17

Yeah, but then all of a sudden the third grader is like making three pointers like it's her day job.

SPEAKER_00 4:21

Exactly. Exactly. I'm a little worried about here, her. But here's what Zach said.

SPEAKER_01 4:25

Well, yeah, because she'll take you out of the kneecaps, too. She's a deadly weapon.

SPEAKER_00 4:28

Zach said, I don't think you should smack talk. I think it's gonna look bad for you. And I and I he goes, I can see the headline now. Local radio personality, uh, what did he say? Smears third grader or something, something like that.

SPEAKER_01 4:43

And and he's like, Oh, you mean in the circulation of the star gazette, which is five old bastards? Yeah. Okay, I'd really be worried about that headline.

SPEAKER_00 4:50

But he's he's worried about my image. He goes, it's a bad look, Allie. Come on.

SPEAKER_01 4:53

Okay, don't, okay. Let me reel this in for a minute. Let's not smack talk the third grader. She's obviously got some skills that's gonna take her to the WNBA should she take that path.

SPEAKER_00 5:03

I I already said this morning to Jordan, the producer, I said, she's the next Caitlin Clark.

SPEAKER_01 5:07

Now, if you want to get on Marshall and be like, Why don't you put an event together like you did in corning? You know, have some fun with that, you know?

SPEAKER_00 5:14

No, I mean like more basketball-oriented smack talking.

SPEAKER_01 5:19

Like you dribble more out of your mouth than you do with on the course. Okay, see, that's that's Marshall, you're dribbling more out of your mouth than they are the ball. That's kind of funny. That was all right.

SPEAKER_00 5:32

This is what I'm looking for.

SPEAKER_01 5:33

If anybody has to think of basketball terms. This is, I mean, because I'm not a huge basketball guy.

SPEAKER_00 5:39

Give me some good, you guys text me.

SPEAKER_01 5:40

You thought that was three points? That's minus three points. Give me that ball.

SPEAKER_00 5:44

Okay, that one's a little weak. Give me some good smack. Maybe I'm not the one to ask this. Probably not. So, you guys, give me some good smack talking lines on our app. You can either text them, or honestly, if you talked it out, that would be great because I would like to hear some of fervoring your voice. And I'll use Marshall. I know I can do it too.

SPEAKER_01 6:04

Oh, you can get Marshall all day long. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:07

Now, am I representing my church, City of Light? Yes, I am. Oh my lord.

SPEAKER_01 6:11

And you want to now it comes to this.

SPEAKER_00 6:14

This is also why Zach was like, please.

SPEAKER_01 6:17

Yeah, you know, please, honestly, maybe roll this one back.

SPEAKER_00 6:21

I don't want to.