SPEAKER_02 0:00

I I can't get past the potential gross factor of this. So I just need to share with you that Quaker has launched Quaker oat shakes to go. So, well, first of all, I'm not in my oatmeal phase right now. I'm not either. God, it gives me scorching heartburn, too. Is that weird?

SPEAKER_01 0:17

No, actually, this happened to my ex's mom a lot, and she had to stop eating heart heartburn.

SPEAKER_02 0:24

Well, you would hope she'd stop eating that.

SPEAKER_01 0:26

She had to stop eating oatmeal for that reason alone.

SPEAKER_02 0:28

It just for whatever reason.

SPEAKER_01 0:32

I don't know. He can eat a jalapeno popper, folks, but he can't eat it.

SPEAKER_02 0:36

There's something about it. Well, Quaker is jumping on the overnight oats tread. Now, it okay, overnight oats you can eat with a spoon. But to drink it? This is to drink it. And how many things are gonna hit the back of your throat?

SPEAKER_01 0:47

Oh, and it's like the drinkable yogurt. Have you ever had the drinkable yogurt? Well, okay, I can do that because it's not chunky. I don't care. It's still that yeah, but it still has uh it's got a thicker consistency.

SPEAKER_02 0:59

Yeah, well, like Lydia likes the ones that they make for kids. I think they're called the Danimals. Yes. So I might have, you know, a hit of one of those. Those are okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:06

Give me a hit of that girl.

SPEAKER_02 1:08

Or didn't Activa make one that was for the adults?

SPEAKER_01 1:10

Yeah, that sounds that's right on track for you. Thank you. Very so at any I mean, because you you're gonna be not chewing in the next five years. Oh, that's right. There you go.

SPEAKER_02 1:23

So uh just practicing. I just can't get into this. I'm sorry, that just sounds nasty.

SPEAKER_01 1:28

You want me to blend up your hamburger too?

SPEAKER_02 1:30

Oh, that's terrible. All right, while we're on this subject, so you know I don't expect everyone to know what like a boba tea is, you know, where it has the everyone knows what these are. Not this guy. And his uh his other I'm sorry, is he drinking Activa? No, I could see most guys not knowing what a boba tea is. And frankly, because it's a it's a it's a young preteens drink.

SPEAKER_01 1:54

So when we were at party in the park, we had two people, they have a lot of those boba drinks and those lotuses and things like that. So we had MK and then we had dirty orchard uh orchard orchid? Oh, shoot. Anyway, so there was a line for both of them. Yeah. The entire time.

SPEAKER_02 2:11

Well, it was also cold, you know, cold, refreshing drinks.

SPEAKER_01 2:13

Right, and people just love sucking on those gel balls. But well, this guy hate those.

SPEAKER_02 2:18

And I'll bet you if you looked at the demographics, it was 90% women and uh a lot of younger girls, and then maybe the one occasional guy that was drug along because his wallet needed to be used. So that because guys just don't we're that's not you're not like, oh, I'm really craving a boba.

SPEAKER_01 2:33

I really want a boba, man.

SPEAKER_02 2:34

So this guy never had one, decided to try one because, well, his significant other brought him one. Here's here's how she played it off.

SPEAKER_00 2:41

So we went to Starbucks and got the boba drinks. Samella's gonna be trying his first boba.

SPEAKER_02 2:46

Come on, Starbucks, don't let me down.

SPEAKER_00 2:52

It is kind of crazy that those are frog eggs. I would have never expected that. What are you doing? What did you just say? I thought they're frog eggs. There's little things popping. Oh! You did not just tell me I just ate frogs.

SPEAKER_02 3:08

Everyone drinks They're gonna be hopping in my belly! Oh my god! Oh my god!

SPEAKER_00 3:16

How about the crash out? Listen, respectfully! They're actually really good for you. Why are you starting by putting frogs in guts?

SPEAKER_01 3:22

That's exactly what they feel like. They're so gross.

SPEAKER_02 3:25

This is on the heels of the oatmeal.

SPEAKER_01 3:27

That was my same reaction yesterday. Do you guys have any woodchucks at your house?

SPEAKER_02 3:31

Uh no, actually, I don't. That's one thing I don't have.

SPEAKER_01 3:34

We have a woodchuck, and it kind of bebops around from my yard, my neighbor's yard, and everything. So Zach said, let's name this woodchuck. Okay. So I said Gus. I don't know why. I think Gus the woodchuck. Gus the Chuck. We start calling him Gus the Chuck. We go up to Spencer Crest yesterday, do a little hikey, and then all of a sudden.

SPEAKER_02 3:51

Oh god, a hikey. Do you tell him that?

SPEAKER_01 3:54

Do you say that to him? You go, I'm gonna go on a hikey. Do you really say that to him? Hikey poo. So then so we're coming back down from Spencer Crest, and all of a sudden on the side of the road.

SPEAKER_02 4:06

You sure it's not Spencery Cresties?

SPEAKER_01 4:09

Spencer Cresties. So all of a sudden, which I have to get into that in a second, too. Something uh that Spencer Crest. All of a sudden, there is this dead wood chuck on the side of the road. Oh, it's Gus. That's what he said. He goes, Look, there's Gus! And Gus's teeth is dead. And I'm like, oh my God. I don't know why he's like. I love both of us. Why said, There's Gus. That's exactly what it was. And I'm like, poor Gus. And then we got home, Gus was still there. Oh thank God. But regardless, to see, I hate seeing roadkill on the side of the road where there's flies and you see like half their guts has just been splattered. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 4:53

You just love the fact that he said the same thing I did.

SPEAKER_01 4:56

Yes.